i dont have milk. What if i dip it in a cup of yogurt?
lol I'm sorry to laugh at your pain but this exchange between you guys has been hilarious and had pretty much knocked yogurt off the breakfast menu today hahahaha.
I've got one story that might help you feel better, and might help you in the future too. See, one humid summer day, I was just sitting around, sticking to everything I sat on, sweating and feeling so uncomfortable. So I decide to give myself a crew cut, which helped some but not quite enough, so I decided to go hog wild and shave off all my pubes too. Well in my zeal to escape the heat and shave my meat, I nicked the tip of little catfish during a sweep from taint up forwards. Well, if you have ever cut you finger or toe you know how much an extremity can bleed.
After one homemade mummy's worth of toilet paper, and still bleeding like a miniature geyser, I started to freak out. What am I going to do? I don't even have health insurance! So, I decide against my better judgment to try and stick a bandaid on it. I was afraid because you know what pulled a bandaid off your thigh is like...YOWCH! After trying a couple of bandaids tho, nothing would stay stuck. Now in full on desperation mode, I am rummaging through the medicine cabinet, hoping to find a miracle by this point, something that will let me walk out of this bathroom and no one would ever know this happened...and then there it was, a glow in full retro packaging, at least 10 years old, probably 15...Liquid BandAid. I couldn't believe it! The perfect product for my most unique dilemma! The bottle is almost identical to a bottle of white out, twist off the cap, pull it out and use the little paint brush to apply.
So, I am here thinking God has really pulled through here for me. I mean this medicine is obviously old, and should have been chucked out during some spring cleaning effort at some point over the last decade or so...I don't feel any concern. I start to swath and swipe at the little gusher precariously placed on the tip of my member, until the liquid started to form what looked like dried glue over the wound, but as it starts to dry I notice begin to feel what ends up being the most intense burning sensation I've ever felt from anything dabbed on the end of my dick. It brought tears into my face as I shoved it under the faucet, then tried pouring milk over it, and then tried holding bread on it, and then and ice pack...nothing helped but time. It was horrendous, and when over finally, such an incredible sense of relief. Needless to say, since then there hasn't been any razors near my man-bush since.
Hopefully that saves someone else from making the same mistakes I did.