Pffft fucking light weights. I prefer betting my life, you know not wearing a helmet when I cycle, getting into cars with drivers under the influence, not testing my pills or eating pizza that has sat out on the bench all night. Nothing beats the adrenaline rush of not knowing if your heart or stomach will explode at any minute.
As for gambling I have no real interest. I grew up around race horses and have seen first hand the pure farce and corruption involved. I have walked around betting rings with tens of thousands of dollars in my pocket as we hit the bookies in a sting. I have seen horses foaming at the mouth with their eyes bulging 5 minutes before a race where they are paying $25. There is nothing like an even playing field in racing, you just have to be lucky to know who is in on the sting. You must be doing something right (or illegal I guess) when even the bookies in Vanuatu have black listed you. As for the dish lickers, unless they have little monkeys sitting on their back slapping them on to the finish line, I can't help but feel they are just a bunch of bum sniffers following the pack.
Pokies were created to thin the pool of men in a pub trying to attract a mate. Having said all that I did get an email the other day saying that I had won a prize in the London Olympic lottery and I didn't even buy a ticket. All I had to do was send them my bank details. How's that for lucky?