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Alfonze21

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ok guys, i'm a big movie quoter, i do it all the time. Let's see what you all have for a favorite. here's one of mine:

"...a fucking six shooter! There's nine bodies genious! What the fuck were you gonna do??? Laugh the last three to death? funny man!"
---Boondock Saints

i hope at least someone out there has seen this movie. cult classic.
 
"litre is french for give me some fuckin cola before i break vous lip"
"i'm FREAKIN OUT, maaaan!"
~ super troopers
 
"Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, when he said, 'I drank what?'"
Real Genius
 
-Should we shag now or should we shag later? austin powers

-Mr. Madison. What you've just said....is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. billy madison

-It's what everybody in this car needs is some good ol' worthwhile visceral experience.

-The older you get the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin man! L-I-V-I-N!dazed confused
 
"Excuse me if I don't shake hands."
Val Kilmer in Tombstone

"What? Just 'cause a guy reads comic books, he can't start some shit!?"
Jason Lee in Mallrats

"Boards don't hit back."
Bruce Lee in Enter the Dragon

"You had me at 'get lost' "
Jason Alexander in Shallow Hal

"Hi, my name's Elliot and I'm with the Cub Scouts of America. We're trying to sell some uncut cocaine to get to the Jamboree."
Bronson Pinchot in True Romance
 
"Don't be a good neighboor to her...

I'll send you a love letter.

STRAIGHT FROM MY HEART, FUCKER!!!

You know what a LOVE LETTER is?!?

It's a BULLET from a FUCKING GUN, FUCKER!!!

You recieve a love letter from me, YOU'RE FUCKED FOREVER!!!

YOU UNDERSTAND, FUCK?!?

I'LL SEND YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL, FUCKER!!!"

Frank Booth (Dennis Hopper)
"Blue Velvet"
 
Carolyn Burnham: Uh, who's car is that out front?
Lester Burnham: Mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule!
(American Beauty - Lester is my hero)

Tom Smykowski: Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to! I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?
(Office Space -live action Dilbert)

Bethany: You were martyred?
Rufus: That's one way of putting it. Another way of putting it would be to say that I was bludgeoned to death by a huge fucking rock.
(Dogma - J&SB at their best)

Linus: Smash and grab job, huh?
Rusty: Slightly more complicated than that.
Linus: Well -yeah.
(Ocean's Eleven - nice to see the bad guys win)

Gingerbread Man: Alright! Do you know...the muffin man?
Lord Farquaad: The muffin man?
Gingerbread Man: The muffin man.
Lord Farquaad: Yes, I know the muffin man. Who lives on Drury Lane?
Gingerbread Man: She's married to the muffin man--
Lord Farquaad: The muffin man?!?
Gingerbread Man: THE MUFFIN MAN!!!
(Shrek - i'm a big kid alright)

Jamal: How did I fail women's studies? I love bitches!
(How High - check the audio commentary it kills)

theres more but i got bored now :)
 
Sketchwreck said:
Gingerbread Man: Alright! Do you know...the muffin man?
Lord Farquaad: The muffin man?
Gingerbread Man: The muffin man.
Lord Farquaad: Yes, I know the muffin man. Who lives on Drury Lane?
Gingerbread Man: She's married to the muffin man--
Lord Farquaad: The muffin man?!?
Gingerbread Man: THE MUFFIN MAN!!!
(Shrek - i'm a big kid alright)
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great quote...in fact, i just watched that movie a couple days ago! :) gotta love shrek.

Fat Bastard: First things first! Where's your shitter? I've got a turtle head poking out!
Dr. Evil: Uh, alright.
Fat Bastard: I'm not kidding, I've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey! Ugh, it's squidgy!
(Austin Powers 2) 8)
 
You only need ONE movie...

"They see us on stage with tight trousers and we’ve got, you know, armadillos in our trousers. I mean, it’s really quite frightening, the size. They run screaming."

"I think that the problem may have been that there was a stonehenge monument on stage that was in danger of being crushed...by a DWARF"

"Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump"

"One louder."

"I used to say 'sex, drugs, and rock and roll.' As long as there's sex and drugs, I can do without rock and roll."

"Do me a favor. Just kick my ass, okay? Kick this ass for a man, that's all. Kick my ass. Enjoy. Come on. I'm not asking, I'm telling with this. Kick my ass."

Surely I don't have to tell you?! Plenty more where these came from - keep 'em coming!
 
^^
lol.

"So, I hear you have a new album coming out."

"It's called Smell the Glove."

"Very provacative title."

"Wait'll you see the cover!"

----------------------------------

"So, like, racially he's pretty cool?"
 
Joe: Toby, who the fuck is Toby?
Chu? Toby Chu?
Wong.
Mr White: Give me that fucking thing
Joe: What the hell do you think you're doing? give me my book back
Mr White: I'm sick of hearing it, Joe. I'll give it back to you when we leave.
Joe: What do you mean when we leave? Give me it back now.
Mr White: For the past 15 minutes now, you've been droning on about names. Toby... Toby... Toby... Toby Wong... Toby Wong... Toby Wong... Toby Chung...Fucking Charlie Chan. I've got Madonna's big dick coming out of my left ear and Toby the Jap I-don't-know-what, coming out of my right ear.


Lawrence Tierney & Harvey Keitel, Reservoir Dogs
 
Movie: Alien Resurrection

(Ripley and Joner discussing the Aliens...)

Joner: "So uh, Ripley...I heard you uh like ran into these things before."

Ripley: "Yeah..."

Joner: "Wow, so uh, like, what did ya you?"

Ripley: "I died."


I just find that quote very comical. Being a fan of the Alien series I love that quote....even though that installment of the series sucked ass and detroyed all my happiness.
 
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose a future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons.

-Trainspotting.

I'm obsessed.
 
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