• LAVA Moderator: Shinji Ikari

Things you do that people don't understand

Oh, I also hate apple with a passion.

A mouse with 1 button? GFY.

A phone with a touchscreen? gtfo.

The only thing I'll let go is the mac itself, if you REALLY need one. Not if you're a douche who goes on the internet to check facebook and go on msn and once a month tries to make a shitty song that fails miserably.
 
Same here. I dont even have an iPod (and EVERYBODY has em!)
I'm so happy with my regular phone and laptop , as long as they aint broke, I'm very attached to them!

wordddd, womanbeing! except i do have a Zune. heheh. i have no interest in an iPhone or Blackburger though.
 
...Binge Artist and PVMD, I think often times a narrative story is the best way to get a point across if you want to reach a wide audience...

Or maybe the worst seeing as people in general are to stupid to get the point :)

(Seriously though, part joke, part truth. And I do agree with your point)
 
Mos people don't understand my train of thought usually. It's just older folks thou usually. Or my sense of humor since its usually pretty dark.

Or most people don't understand why i can't work like a horse, like I should be to them. It's usually people that are not aware of the fact that I'm too sick to do it.

Or most my family can't understand that at almost 28 I choose not to have kids. I get shit for it every time I see them, like this past weekend it was the first conversation of the day. "oh, u guys should have some babies, what is wrong'. I'll start telling them I'm infertile and they'll shut the fuck up.

I also don't like to talk on the phone for long usually. Like my friend who lives at my house would bring me something and before she arriwes she would explain exactly what she is bringing and then explain again when she brings the stuff over. She is mad I cut the phone conversation short and tell her to just tell me when she gets her. Urrghh.
 
Last edited:
i can't even find anyone to do acid with me because my toolbag friends think it drips blood onto your spine and shit 8)

Wow, I've actually heard a few people in my school say that. They were total dumbasses when it came to anything, but they love to drink a lot.
I didn't think anyone else actually believed that 8o
 
Wow, I've actually heard a few people in my school say that. They were total dumbasses when it came to anything, but they love to drink a lot.
I didn't think anyone else actually believed that 8o

I believe I've been exposed to my fair share of misinformed dravel, but that was a first.

Or maybe authorities should just start testing for LSD by lumbar puncture...
 
Me neither.
I upgrade my phone when I start to feel shame or when the teasing is just too MUCH when using it in public.

I despise "Ipods". I have also considered I might be the only person in the world whose phone can't be folded. I just don't get the point, I mean I fold my laundry but...
 
Nobody understands that I like to argue for fun (argue as in debate). Even if I get really heated about it and sound like I'm angry, I'm not. My dad is the same way - we get all crazy debating politics, and 5 minutes later we're laughing about something. Really my whole family is like that. I just love learning everything I can and I love challenging my idea and other people's. Some people like to train their muscles, I like to train my brain. It's a fun challenge to try to defend a statement or opinion and take it as far as possible.


People also don't understand why I don't want to go out very much lately. It's because I live in a college town filled with shitty dive bars full of raging douchebags. It's a small city with nothing really going for it, but everyone likes to pretend it's fucking Chicago - we have a considerable population of people from the east coast who think they're all better than us, and even more posers from farm towns around here that like to pretend they're rich kids from the coast. And there's not one single dance club anywhere within 20 minutes of campus!!! Why would I want to go pay 6 bucks for a small rail mixer in a hot, crowded, dirty bar when I can drink at home with my friends and have movies and food and all that right there? And be able to jump on my boyfriend... :D

My family is like that... if someone brings home a friend for dinner that person will be traumatized. Seriously, their parents call and ask if we experimented with psychedelics or touched their child in the naughty place, because they have either gone catatonic or had a complete personality change. Gosh darn it, i let my imagination run wild again. Seriously though; the first part is true.
It's like "argument" is a "bad" word.... I'm like.. what, why!? Cut short but you get my point.
 
Last edited:
My friends don't understand when I want to stay home instead of going out and getting hammered.
I don't care. I'll do what I want. Even if it means I stay home alone. Better for my liver anyway.
 
one of my favorite things to do ever is pop adderall and learn advanced math all night and into the next day.

i chew on the tabs off alluminum cans.
i like to turn everything into numbers and equations.
i like all my drinks at room temperature even beer but i dont freak out if theres ice in it.
sometimes i dont eat all day soley because im too lazy to get it myself.
i like people, but i dont care for a family relationships just hold me down.
 
i chew on the tabs off alluminum cans.

Oh my god, pleeeeease please don't do that!!! You only get one set of teeth dude!! You need to take care of them and chewing aluminium will destroy your teeth very quickly 8o

i like to turn everything into numbers and equations.
sometimes i dont eat all day soley because im too lazy to get it myself.

I do these as well, but with the numbers and equations one it's more with number plates on cars and making equations with phone numbers and stuff.
 
Top