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You know you're an Etard when...

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...You wake up, and in your room there's ten empty water bottles, two packs of spearmint gum, glow-sticks, and and a fleece blanket out. Even though it's the middle of the summer.
 
- when you share your 3D glasses you have with everyone getting light shows at a rave. (had to share the fun!! lol)
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Hah!

I was giving my buddy a lightshow at EDC a while back. It was his first time rolling and I wanted it to be epic. So i see this guy with some kaleidescope glases in the crowd and walk up to him and ask him if I can borrow them to give my buddy a lightshow. He says no at first but I tell him I promise ill give them back. He gives in, and I go back to giving a lightshow to my friend. As im doing it a bunch of people start crowding around watching and one asks if she can use the glasses next. Soon people have formed a line to get to wear the glasses and I give about 10 lighshows to a bunch of random people.

At this point I had to trek about 30 meters feet to go find the guy who owned the glasses, luckily he was tall and stuck out.

Anyways, carry on.
 
^ when you don't realize that you're being quoted in the thread but thought in your head, "man... that sounds like something i would post." only to flip a few pages back and find that you actually did post it. :P

yep, just happened. haha
 
When you begin explaining your senseless theories to Hank Hill only to realise its Peter Griffin.

Adult Swim bombs on anything xD
 
1) When you bring ten packs of ciggerates to a rave.
2) When you say "I don't get boners when i'm rolling."
3) You make weird noises while getting a light show.
4) You don't care how your face looks when your getting a real good light show.
5) You lose your shirt.
6) You can't stop saying " Fuck I feel good."
7)When you can't stop grabbing your girl friends ass.
8) When you can't stop saying I Love You.
9)you call everyone in your phonebook.
10) You forgive your friend when you run into him.
11) you know you're an Etard when... you pass out a million ciggerates.
12) You know you're an Etard when you say sorry for every little thing.
13) You know you're an Etard when you say This is the best drug in the world and say you actually mean it. :) <3
 
- when you introduce yourself to everybody with the question "what are u on bruv!" and they reply "im off my fuckin nuht mate!

- you try to describe the feelings your feeling but you think so much you cant speak, only stutter a few positive syllables.

- you bump into people in the street who you've told your life story to while rollin' and they've told you theirs back, but you don't speak to them incase they think your mad, but they think the same thing. it gets confusing.
 
When you've ended up in the hospital and you refuse to stop raving / rolling :\
 
drugsarentcheap said:
when you light the filter side of your ciggarette....and dont notice till the 3rd drag
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lol that happened to me this past weekend on my first roll ever... it was very funny for me and all my friends.... we saw the cig in the morning.

I kept wondering why it wouldnt light or when it was lighting up it was like catching on fire haha
 
when everyone answers a pack of gum thinking its a phone and holds a conversation with it....

or when your alarm clock on your phone goes off and you talk to it for ten min only to realize you been talking to the song that plays to wake you up lol
 
When you're looking all over your room for the vicks stick for 30 minutes...only to realize it was right next to you to begin with 8)
 
When the club/party you are at has such a crap system that you can't hear the proper basslines... but you are raving to them anyway :D
 
When you hear any electronic music and you remember all the good times on pills and can't stop smiling. :)
 
When some of your new friends actually think your name is Pillzy.

When the cops are looking for someone who just car-jacked someone next door and you ask for a hug and he actually gives you one and then leaves.

P.L.U.R.
 
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