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Ason Unique

Ason Unique

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Okay so one day I met some friends before school to smoke, we smoked like 2 blunts and a black and mild with weed, we were already gonna be late so we said fuck it and smoked. Anyways we get to school to get detention slips for being late and the dude at the desk goes "Aw damn, I'm getting buzzed just by sitting here near you guys" and he totally blew it up and said we smelled like weed.
After this a security guard comes over and says we should see the dean. Anyways we go see the dean and we get searched and have to take out everything, our shoes, etc. My friend had ditched the 2 roaches in the garbage can beforehand, so they didn't find anything. Anyways just my luck, I am the most skeed up person there and the dean said I really looked high and reeked of weed.
She suggests we all get sent to the nurse where they did some bullshit test with our heart rate and blood pressure. When I went in they said high blood pressure/heart rate and my pupils were dilated. I never admitted to smoking but they said I was high. Anyways only me and one another get sent home with our parents called to pick us up and they get off free despite they smoked too. Anyways now me and 2 other friends are put in this bullshit drug counseling thing every tuesday and this dude doesn't know shit about weed, he says it kills brain cells, makes you impotent, and that people spray shit on weed, like embalming fluid (not pcp) All sorts of shit. How can they do this?
 
Wow. That's insane. Where do you go to school? (Country/state/province?) Simply outrageous.
 
you should get a big ass sign and put this on there front door and desk...

"http://blip.tv/file/1356143/"

xDDD
 
Do you go to a private school? At least you didn't admit to being high, what if you had just said that you were sick?

Or maybe next time if you're gonna smoke a lot just skip the entire day?

When I was in HS they would have rather had us just skip the entire day rather than come in late or go home early pretending to be sick.

I never smoked before HS but most of the people who I knew who did either got caught or basically all the teachers/principals knew about it and could easily tell.
 
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i come to school high a lot. i guess you have to learn to control it. when i tell people im high as a monkey ass in the clouds its always a "what?! your high? you dont even act like it, thats scary how you hide it so well"

you will get better hehe
 
it doesn't matter whether you admit it or not if you come in late with a bunch of other stoners all stinking of weed.

try and be more discreet and/or find better times to smoke.
 
lol, good advice double ewe

Ason Unique, props for maintaining your cool. Never admit to anything.

"I didn't do shit!"!!!
 
This storys awesome man, the moral is you should have a higher tolerance if smoking in public. It could be much worse though court & craft but IOP kinda sucks as well since it dankes most the time youd devote to a social life. You'll be all iiight & if they got no chrages u str8. Claim allergies?
 
That is bullshit. The class is a total waste of time and resources. Why don't they put you guys to work so you're not bored and you're doing something constructive? But that'll never happen so w/e.

But it's good you got popped for this at school by mindless minons of satan's drug nazis and not in your car by the piggies. It's just a bad idea to run around reeking of weed in places where you're bound to get caught. Not a veteran move.
 
Stick to your story dude. Fuck 'em. Keep saying you don't know why you are in trouble cause you didn't do anything. Maybe nobody will believe you at first, but if you refuse to admit it they might start to question their decision. When they ask you what the smell was tell them you have no idea, and why should you? You had been late for school and hadn't showered. It was probably just some bad B.O., right? If you play 'em right they won't fuck with you anymore unless you get nabbed with bud on you.
 
Should I pretend I'm listening to the counselor dude and try to talk to him, and admit that I have an addiction (which he says we do) or should I argue with him, tell him his facts are false, and that I'm a responsible person.
 
I'm from Pittsburgh...the area sucks in regards to its attitudes towards ganja. Don't bother arguing, just act like you are remorseful and you made a mistake and it will never happen again. And don't admit to anything. Just be like I didn't do anything wrong BUT I don't believe in drugs and I would never do them and gee what you are saying really hits me hard i hate the kids that do drugs ect ect. Don't be stupid and get caught again. What school do you go to?
 
bro call bullshit & deny every step of the way if you do not want to be their/receive treatment. In my experience they give up way first. If you want treatment then go for it, more power to you & stay positive. IMO though if its a serious rehab/detox & Heroin addiction is prevalent by you, try not to let the bed go to waste(especially for weed!).
 
If they are gonna get all pissy I would just leave and I would never let them search me even if I dont have anything, the school cant just search you as they please.
 
ya at my school, also in pittsburgh, if they suspect your high they send you to the nurse and she asks you to spell your last name, tell her your address and simple shit like that. Im high not retarded...
 
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