What Was Your Funniest Drug Experience?

[SealSlapper]

Give me your most hilarious stories related to drugs, I would greatly appreciate it. Feel free to share below, there's no judgement here. I personally haven't had a super funny experience related to drugs but I would like to hear the experiences of other people.

 

[XTC.BL]

I learned the hard way that a 900mg+ dose of DXM is no joke. I ended up in this long fucking hell loop where I was convinced I was dead and stuck in Hell. Because I’d completely forgotten I was on a substance, every time I woke up in bed, I would walk around my room confused, lay back in bed, then wake up and repeat, which made the nightmare feel 100% real. Because it was. Everything turned into black and white, and the sense of dread was overwhelming. Like deadass, my eyes could not process any colour input, brain wiring was cooked.

 

[chippermonk]

Back in high school I got way high on PCP and got the idea of walking 3 miles to the neighboring town to visit a best friend from elementary school who I hadn't seen or talked to in 8 years. I had no idea what I said or did, but I remember him and his mom sitting there in the living room exchanging worried glances while I sort of just sat there, floating. Funny in my memory.

 

[SealSlapper]

I learned the hard way that a 900mg+ dose of DXM is no joke. I ended up in this long fucking hell loop where I was convinced I was dead and stuck in Hell. Because I’d completely forgotten I was on a substance, every time I woke up in bed, I would walk around my room confused, lay back in bed, then wake up and repeat, which made the nightmare feel 100% real. Because it was. Everything turned into black and white, and the sense of dread was overwhelming. Like deadass, my eyes could not process any colour input, brain wiring was cooked.

Shii that sounds more terrifying than funny to me. And yes for me DXM does have this sort of effect where it tends to heavily mute the color contrast of my perception and makes colors less intense and more dull so I can see how it might have made everything look black and white to you though I have never gotten high enough on DXM to experience such a thing. I am definitely planning to go on a much higher dose DXM trip next time.

 

[SealSlapper]

Back in high school I got way high on PCP and got the idea of walking 3 miles to the neighboring town to visit a best friend from elementary school who I hadn't seen or talked to in 8 years. I have no idea what I said or did, but I remember him and his mom sitting there in the living room exchanging worried glances while I sort of just sat there, floating. Funny in my memory.

Bro 3 fucking miles??? That's insane, though I guess the PCP might have dulled any sensation of exhaustion, I can only imagine what must have gone through their head seeing you show up out of absolutely nowhere high as fuck like that Must've been a very confusing experience. Also how tf do you remember anything on PCP let alone where your friend lives??? I forget shit on dissociatives.

 

[Dutchie007]

Spacing in bed on X and actually asking my bf to open the door for me, because I lost my key. When he was like ‘wtf do you mean’ I realised I was laying in my bed. That was hilarious.

 

[XTC.BL]

Shii that sounds more terrifying then funny to me. And yes for me DXM does have this sort of effect were it tends to heavily mute the color contrast of my perception and makes colors less intesnse and more dull so I can see how it might have made everything look black and white to you though I have never gotten high enough on DXM to experience such a thing. I am definitely planning to go on a much higher dose DXM trip next time.

Shii that sounds more terrifying than funny to me. And yes for me DXM does have this sort of effect were it tends to heavily mute the color contrast of my perception and makes colors less intesnse and more dull so I can see how it might have made everything look black and white to you though I have never gotten high enough on DXM to experience such a thing. I am definitely planning to go on a much higher dose DXM trip next time.

Shii that sounds more terrifying then funny to me. And yes for me DXM does have this sort of effect were it tends to heavily mute the color contrast of my perception and makes colors less intesnse and more dull so I can see how it might have made everything look black and white to you though I have never gotten high enough on DXM to experience such a thing. I am definitely planning to go on a much higher dose DXM trip next time.

Nowadays when I take DXM (maybe once a month) , I take a relatively small dose of around <200mg, no visuals, but the dissociation is there, I’ll have a cigarette and do some self reflection / introspection because the disso makes me more receptive to new ideas, beliefs etc, basically ket infusion therapy but the ghetto DIY version :D

Also: what are your thoughts on auvelity?

 

[SealSlapper]

Nowadays when I take DXM (maybe once a month) , I take a relatively small dose of around <200mg, no visuals, but the dissociation is there, I’ll have a cigarette and do some self reflection / introspection because the disso makes me more receptive to new ideas, beliefs etc, basically ket infusion therapy but the ghetto DIY version :D

Also: what are your thoughts on auvelity?

I have never taken Auvelity, I have taken bupropion and DXM separately though. I can say that Bupropion really doesn't affect me too much and the dose of DXM used in Auvelity is way too low to notice or feel a meaningful shift in thinking so while I do think using DXM therapeutically can yield good results I think they are simply being too conservative on the dosage. People can just take 200-300mg of DXM and it does much more than 45mg DXM or Bupropion ever can.

 

[spypilot]

my funniest would have to be my night long concerta bender of last summer
i was at a day program sort of thing for teenagers and at the end of it we had a sleepover type thing at a camp
so i brought six 72 mg concerta extendeds and split them between me and two other friends and we had a fucking blast
i brought a few things but the most important was the walkie talkies, i found out the counselors at this camp used walkie talkies so i found the channel they used and me and my friends snuck around the camp and fucked with them all night
they still dont know it was us who did it
we also snuck around most of the campgrounds and we took pictures and shit and just had a lot of fun
my friend was doing rodney dangerfield jokes on the walkie talkies it was so fun

 

[sinner666]

Maybe not the funniest drug experience, but something that came to mind that happened about 10-15 years ago.

Two friends and I were having fun with some RC-drugs, we were taking analogues of coke and speed and smoking early forms of spice (JWH-018).
One of my friends had duties to leave piss samples every week, so we had a few detection kits, so he stood up and took a mug and pissed in it, sat back down in the couch then used a kit, no problems, nothing is detected, great!

Few hours pass.. We were snorting some analogues, and my friend who had just pissed earlier into a mug.. felt the disgusting analogue taste dripping into his throat. So he grabbed a mug on the table by the couch.. and downed it.
He flew up from the couch and he became a piss fountain, spraying piss everywhere from his mouth, he retched and he cried out "ITS MY PISS, I DRANK MY OWN PISS!", he kept retching, running around the couch and the table while half crying. Meanwhile my friend and I were laughing ourself to death until we couldn't breathe, good times!

 

[Dr. John Thackery]

Maybe not the funniest drug experience, but something that came to mind that happened about 10-15 years ago.

Two friends and I were having fun with some RC-drugs, we were taking analogues of coke and speed and smoking early forms of spice (JWH-018).
One of my friends had duties to leave piss samples every week, so we had a few detection kits, so he stood up and took a mug and pissed in it, sat back down in the couch then used a kit, no problems, nothing is detected, great!

Few hours pass.. We were snorting some analogues, and my friend who had just pissed earlier into a mug.. felt the disgusting analogue taste dripping into his throat. So he grabbed a mug on the table by the couch.. and downed it.
He flew up from the couch and he became a piss fountain, spraying piss everywhere from his mouth, he retched and he cried out "ITS MY PISS, I DRANK MY OWN PISS!", he kept retching, running around the couch and the table while half crying. Meanwhile my friend and I were laughing ourself to death until we couldn't breathe, good times!

i’ve done the same. drinking my own piss i left in cups because i was too fucked up to go to the bathroom so just used an empty cup

 

[Robi]

A group of teens sitting around a table playing quarters,my turn was over and I flicked the coin to the next person and it hit a bindle of coke and spun it around spraying it everywhere. wasnt too funny at that time but I think its funny now.

 

[Didgital]

Um. Was at a festival, everyone seemed to have their own ball of coke this year, so when half a gram got spilt in the RV no one really cared and we kept doing cocaine without cleaning it up. Well it turns out ants must really like cocaine because eventually we noticed a line of ants snagging our cocaine and bringing it back to the nest until it was all gone. We just sat there doing more cocaine while the ants took it away.

 

[Themailman]

I was layed out in a junkie den. We had sent a friend out to get more oxy 80s. He came back with the pills but also a handful of plastic back scratchers. It was a beautiful joke if you were there....

Idk man I can't think of many truly funny times. They get lost in the darkness.

There are some things that were funny to me, but recounting them doesn't seem funny it seems more tragic. I guess humor is my biggest coping mechanism.

 

[Themailman]

I guess the funniest situation I've been in, sounds like an episode of Seinfield or something, was when I was visiting my good friend who was going to a major university at that point.

We went to some college party. I took 4 tabs of acid and drank. My buddy took way too much xanax and drank. Some cholo Mexican mafia mf pulled a gun on some drunk frat boys so the party broke up and I finally find my friend to leave.

I am tripping balls hard... my buddy was beyond barred out and drunk and should not have been driving. But we drive away.

Almost immediately a cop pulls up behind us. University campus police. My buddy confidently says to me, "They aren't real cops bro, they can't arrest us if we drive off campus". Not only is that a strange thing to say to someone on acid, he actually believed it at the time.

So he kept driving. His house was maybe 5 miles away. He honestly thought if he just kept driving they would fuck off. They didn't.

Meanwhile I'm tripping balls and so confused and just begging for him to stop while he unironically keeps yelling "they're not real cops bro!!!".

He eventually stopped after several police/sherrifs joined the low speed pursuit.

I was then pulled out of the vehicle with a dozen cops having me at gunpoint while tripping fucking balls on a good 200-300ug... talk about butt clenching moments...

Anyways my buddy ended up doing several months for that stunt. I got off because they didn't have anything on me.

Kinda funny to think about in retrospect but at the time it sure wasnt funny lol

 

[chippermonk]

When I was a teenager I took acid and was tripping balls. I got in my car and drove out in the country onto a stretch of highway that was under construction and not open yet and parked to listen to music and smoke some hash. Then 2 cops from the neighboring tiny country town pulled up and shined a spotlight in my back window. I freaked out and threw my pipe in the back seat and say there frozen. Two cops came up, one was pimple faced and the other kind of hunchbacked, and started asking questions but I was too fried to even talk. They asked me what I was doing and then saw my pee puddle on the ground and looked in the back seat and saw a big pile of aluminum beer and soda cans that I had not been drinking, just was saving to recycle. They must have assumed I was drinking, didn't notice the pipe, so they just winked and told me to get on home. Cops in that little town were not too sharp.

 

[awitha_teetha]

ill give you 2 short ones;

my second year of college my boyfriend and i did way too many psychedelics. one night i was tripping balls on some shrooms and boyfriend who's the always losing things type asked where their phone was. i just looked at them in disbelief and said "you're the phone guy." i meant to say, "you're always on your phone why dont you know where it is," but all instead you're the phone guy is what came out and we've quoted it back and forth ever since.

later that year me, my boyfriend, and my best friend were smoking by this walking path in our city pretty late at night. we were sitting on a blanket in a circle. the three of us are all pretty androgenous people. a guy walking down the path came up to us and said, "just like me and my youth, a chick on either side!" and to this day we still have no idea who were the chicks in his mind considering 2 of us are dudes.

 

[Didgital]

ill give you 2 short ones;

my second year of college my boyfriend and i did way too many psychedelics. one night i was tripping balls on some shrooms and boyfriend who's the always losing things type asked where their phone was. i just looked at them in disbelief and said "you're the phone guy." i meant to say, "you're always on your phone why dont you know where it is," but all instead you're the phone guy is what came out and we've quoted it back and forth ever since.

later that year me, my boyfriend, and my best friend were smoking by this walking path in our city pretty late at night. we were sitting on a blanket in a circle. the three of us are all pretty androgenous people. a guy walking down the path came up to us and said, "just like me and my youth, a chick on either side!" and to this day we still have no idea who were the chicks in his mind considering 2 of us are dudes.

haha ok i got another. Was living out west, and I had hair down to my butt (I'm a guy). I was driving with a few lbs of weed and had some car problems and had to pull over on the highway. This was before cannabis was legal. I call my gf, and tell her she needs to come bring me tools asap. Right at that moment a police officer pulls up behind me. I'm like halfway under the car and he rolls up. It's dark/night by the way.

"Having problems?"
"Oh it's just that my oil pan cover half fell off while I was driving and was sparking. My girlfriend is on her way with a screwdriver and a wrench which is all I need"
"You're good then?"
"Yes officer thank you I'm fine"
"Well you have a good night mam"
"Thank you officer, I will"

And he drove off, and gf rolled up, we ended up just tearing the oil pan cover off and skid-daddling as quick as we could.

 

[Rectify]

Me And Amy And This Other Dude Were At This Bar Named Boneshakers On The Outskirts Of Downtown Athens, Georgia. We Were Standing Outside The Club, Across The Street, In A Deserted Part Of Town, At A Nearly Deserted Time, Next To The Nearly Deserted Club. It Was Closing Time, About 2 am, And We Were Tripping Hard. Then This Man Who We Didn't Know Walked Out Of The Club And Casually Chained His Bike To The Railing Right Next To Us But Didn't Say Anything. We Burst Out Laughing So Hard.

 

[awitha_teetha]

Me And Amy And This Other Dude Were At This Bar Named Boneshakers On The Outskirts Of Downtown Athens, Georgia. We Were Standing Outside The Club, Across The Street, In A Deserted Part Of Town, At A Nearly Deserted Time, Next To The Nearly Deserted Club. It Was Closing Time, About 2 am, And We Were Tripping Hard. Then This Man Who We Didn't Know Walked Out Of The Club And Casually Chained His Bike To The Railing Right Next To Us But Didn't Say Anything. We Burst Out Laughing So Hard.

Once me and my best friend were high asf walking back to our apartment at about 3AM when this guy walks out of the parking lot for our apartment building holding a 2x4. he stopped and asked if he could have it. we were so high and confused we just said yeah and he went skipping off. i hope it put it to good use.