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[darvocet21]

Don't be mad at lazy people.

They didn't do anything.

 

[ions]

That joke brightened my day @hylite
I stole it and put it on FB.

 

[BenzoEnthusiast]

The Trampoline was firstly named a jumpoline until your mom had a go on it.

 

[hylite]

Multitasking
(v.) Screwing up several things
at once.

 

[jasperkent]

Not a joke per se, but I've always liked this expression for a person who is physically attractive but very stupid:

"Nice cage. No bird."

 

[ions]

Joe Biden was the first person to smoke crack in the 80s.

 

[BenzoEnthusiast]

The C.I.A invented crack.

Oh wait that might not be a joke.

 

[ions]

I have this ongoing vision where Biden banged pelosi. And afterwards pelosi smoking a cigarette says oo that’s good

 

[ions]

He asked if it was good

 

[darvocet21]

I have this ongoing vision where Biden banged pelosi. And afterwards pelosi smoking a cigarette says oo that’s good

What are the odds

 

[darvocet21]

Pigeons are actually saying:
"look at the fools...look at the fools"

 

[BenzoEnthusiast]

Pigeons are actually saying:
"look at the fools...look at the fools"

Great, never to be unheard lol.

 

[December Flower]

If moving at light speed makes the stars' lights come at you in form of solidified gamma radiation,
I finally understand why Klingons look the way they do

 

[AbbeyLee]

If moving at light speed makes the stars' lights come at you in form of solidified gamma radiation,
I finally understand why Klingons look the way they do

I don't. But did you have the hots for 7 of Tits? Err 7 of 9?

 

[mtu mwendawazimu]

 

[December Flower]

I don't. But did you have the hots for 7 of Tits? Err 7 of 9?

I don't like Star Trek to be entirely truthful

I love this nonsensical dribble tho


best German series

 

[Yotitty210]

How do you keep a idiot busy?

 

[hylite]

I hate math tests because all
through the chapter it's like
really easy and you think
you've 'got it' ... THEN on test
day it's like...

If I throw an obtuse
triangle out of a car that
is going 35mph in a
school zone and the wind
is 10mph out of the east,
how many pesos in
change will I get if I buy
seven snickers bars with a
two-dollar bill and 10
Russian rubles on
double coupon day ?

 

[December Flower]

I hate math tests because all
through the chapter it's like
really easy and you think
you've 'got it' ... THEN on test
day it's like...

If I throw an obtuse
triangle out of a car that
is going 35mph in a
school zone and the wind
is 10mph out of the east,
how many pesos in
change will I get if I buy
seven snickers bars with a
two-dollar bill and 10
Russian rubles on
double coupon day ?

depends on the coupons

 

[AbbeyLee]

How do you keep a idiot busy?

Tell them something is wrong with their spelling/grammar?