What does the USA do better than other countries?

[December Flower]

yeah that's like Italian Pizza
not like the garbage I had to eat in the US

 

[December Flower]

beer and bread

WHAT?! I will not accept that

Beer and bread are our thing, we make the best. Full stop.

 

[Robi]

no sorry sweety darling, do your research

 

[Robi]

driving fast and quiet sundays

 

[Robi]

oh and our free body culture

 

[December Flower]

no sorry sweety darling, do your research

https://edition.cnn.com/travel/article/germany-best-bread/index.html

https://berlinspectator.com/2021/07/13/made-in-germany-the-best-bread-in-the-world-1/

https://germanculture.com.ua/daily/germans-and-their-legendary-bread/

https://matadornetwork.com/read/traditional-german-bread/

and I'm not even addressing the beer.
Americans coming to visit always freak the fuck out about our bread and beer,
and both are very famous around the world, with people copying our recipes all around the world

so i've done my research, darling

and if it wasn't Germany, it'd be France or Italy who have the best bread

driving fast and quiet sundays

Wait, didn't US highways have a speedlimit?
What's fast for you guys?

 

[Robi]

nope sorry

 

[Robi]

oh and classical music

 

[December Flower]

nope sorry

are there even American-made bread or beer recipes?
That yknow aren't copied from Europe?

oh and classical music

now you're making fun of me

 

[Robi]

are there even American-made bread or beer recipes?
That yknow aren't copied from Europe?


now you're making fun of me

im making fun WITH you

 

[Robi]

even though our emotional poetry is far superior then Germans

 

[December Flower]

driving fast and quiet sundays

so what's fast?

i know it's not, i just wanna know

 

[December Flower]

Has anyone stated the obvious yet?
Blues & Rock'n'Roll, Swing and Jazz

US has given us a lot of wonderful music

 

[Robi]

125 mph

 

[Robi]

Has anyone stated the obvious yet?
Blues & Rock'n'Roll, Swing and Jazz

US has given us a lot of wonderful music

no!

 

[Cream Gravy?]

WHAT?! I will not accept that

Beer and bread are our thing, we make the best. Full stop.

I miss St. Pauli's Special Dark. It was discontinued when Anheuser-Busch purchased the company about ten years ago now

 

[Mr. Krinkle]

 

[Electrum1]

 

[December Flower]

even though our emotional poetry is far superior then Germans

Wait wait wait:

Ach, wenn ich nur der Schemel wär​ XXXIV (Der Kopf spricht ) Ach, wenn ich nur der Schemel wär, Worauf der Liebsten Füße ruhn! Und stampfte sie mich noch so sehr, Ich wollte doch nicht klagen tun. (Das Herz spricht ) Ach, wenn ich nur das Kißchen wär, Wo sie die Nadeln steckt hinein! Und stäche sie mich noch so sehr, Ich wollte mich der Stiche freun. (Das Lied spricht ) Ach, wär ich nur das Stück Papier, Das sie als Papillote braucht! Ich wollte heimlich flüstern ihr Ins Ohr, was in mir lebt und haucht.

I miss St. Pauli's Special Dark. It was discontinued when Anheuser-Busch purchased the company about ten years ago now

if it's the same beer as it is in Germany, it's definitely not bad
I'd prefer König Ludwig, or Tegernsee Dunkel

125 mph

rly you can drive 200 km/h on the highway?
that's not even slow, i thought it'd be much lower

 

[December Flower]

Jesus fuck Japan though, and it's just a group of tiny Islands.

Motherfucker. US is no wonder at all, your country is bigger than the continent of Europe