The Dive Social v. CHEERS! 🍻

[Robi]

Did we just become best friends? Cause that's how you get to be my best friend.

I know it's a stereotype but god damn if it isn't true. It used to really upset me to be honest. Now I try to turn the other cheek when it's possible. I've gone out of my comfort zone and into places I never would have otherwise pushed myself. It is still difficult to deal with jealousy but I've also learned how to let go of some things and just have fun as well as expressing deep emotions. Nothing gets left out.

For example, we went out on a date with our lady friend recently and at the end of it we hugged her at the same time. My partner smacked her on the ass and I told her that I love her. She got teary eyed and we all laughed and said good bye. She had that look in her eye that said "maybe next time."

There is going to be a next time and I'm not going to feel guilty about it.

 

[w01fg4ng]

turn the other cheek

That's hot

 

[w01fg4ng]

Do you guys think CNN will still want to hire me?

 

[w01fg4ng]

I get more pussy than you (while being committed to a man) AND you're single with all the free time in the world to go get some.

That's got to hurt right?

 

[w01fg4ng]

The L in LGBT was added after the group was created in an attempt to be more diverse and inclusive. It was also placed in the very front because ladies first and you clearly need help with that door cause you have girl arms.

 

[mal3volent]

Yikes...

 

[ChemicallyEnhanced]

@ChemicallyEnhanced tries to act straight now that he got accepted into The Closet™

Poor fellow.

DON'T ASSUME MY GENDER!! PERMA-BANNED!!!

Also, I apologize for being too...not-flaming? How's this: YAS MOMMA PUSSY SLAY THE HOUSE DOWN BOOTS KWEEN HUNTY YAAAAASSS SLAY THAT PUSSY CRAZY COOCOO CUNT *TONGUE POP*

 

[Jabberwocky]

I get more pussy than you (while being committed to a man) AND you're single with all the free time in the world to go get some.

That's got to hurt right?

Never thought I'd see the day where gay dudes start cuckolding straight dudes

Sigma male

 

[JGrimez]

Why is there even an "L"?
Homosexual women are also "Gay"

 

[Jabberwocky]

Why is there even an "L"?
Homosexual women are also "Gay"

happy people are also Gay

 

[JGrimez]

happy people are also Gay

in that case I am part of the LGBT community

 

[Mr. Krinkle]

in that case I am part of the LGBT community

 

[Robi]

I get more pussy than you (while being committed to a man) AND you're single with all the free time in the world to go get some.

That's got to hurt right?

yes, and my wife is crying too, dammit you get more sex with vaginas than we do, sooooooooooo mean , im very hurt, i dont think we will ever feel happy again, well done , well done

 

[Robi]

The L in LGBT was added after the group was created in an attempt to be more diverse and inclusive. It was also placed in the very front because ladies first and you clearly need help with that door cause you have girl arms.

 

[Robi]

Why is there even an "L"?
Homosexual women are also "Gay"

 

[Robi]

DON'T ASSUME MY GENDER!! PERMA-BANNED!!!

Also, I apologize for being too...not-flaming? How's this: YAS MOMMA PUSSY SLAY THE HOUSE DOWN BOOTS KWEEN HUNTY YAAAAASSS SLAY THAT PUSSY CRAZY COOCOO CUNT *TONGUE POP*

 

[Jerry Atrick]

Damn @Robi, I've missed your gifs. Don't be a stranger!

 

[w01fg4ng]

Why is there even an "L"?
Homosexual women are also "Gay"

The fact that we have a whole letter dedicated to a single gender is rather telling. Notice none of the other orientations even specify gender?

 

[w01fg4ng]

Yikes...

Your tail is between your legs...

 

[w01fg4ng]

yes, and my wife is crying too, dammit you get more sex with vaginas than we do, sooooooooooo mean , im very hurt, i dont think we will ever feel happy again, well done , well done

How long have you been married?