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play "blurbs" with me - a narcissistic game for frustrated novelists ...

ps "The World's Most Haunted Golfcourses" is almost as fucked up ...but real. I recently discovered the existence of this book while doing a bit of geneological research on my great grandfather, who killed himself on a golf course in 1929, by the horrible method of poisoning himself with strychnine .... according to this book his shade continues to terrify golfers ....
 
MrsGamp said:
ps "The World's Most Haunted Golfcourses" is almost as fucked up ...but real. I recently discovered the existence of this book while doing a bit of geneological research on my great grandfather, who killed himself on a golf course in 1929, by the horrible method of poisoning himself with strychnine .... according to this book his shade continues to terrify golfers ....
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actually I am pissed off with that Haunted Golfcourses book. It refers to my poor old great grandad as an "unemployed drifter" (he was out of work but so was everyone else because, well, 1929 was 1929) and also the author has illustrated his asinine tale with a photo of my great grandfather's son, my Uncle Fred. Who was in fact renowned for being "the Worst Husband in Australia", not for haunting a golf course.
 
BK38 said:
puppy-play.jpg

(Sven Strongwurst and partner Linda Hambone, shot for Vogue, 2020)
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that's an awesome "author photo"
 
MrsGamp said:
Actually Puppy Play in the Age of TikTok is such a good idea it really OUGHT to be written!

Can I collaborate with you BK?

An amusing coincidence: the other day I posted a video on TikTok called "Poverty in the Age of TikTok...
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If you can secure us a fat advance from a publisher and I can write under a pseudonym, then sure! Otherwise, no, I've put enough thought into men in latex dog suits for a life time. The fictional book was not only a jab at the Puppy Play people, but also at academia. I have seen some seriously stupid Phd thesis papers in my life (working as an editor).
 
*Bump* Come on peeps, doesn't anyone else have a ridiculous fictional book to pitch?
 
yeah, I will in a jiff ...gotta finish applying for all these bloody jobs I have no hope of getting or my dole's gonna get cut off...
 
but basic idea is a drugs and booze memoir called No Damage, by a "disgraced former detective" called Danny Harvey.
 
BK38 said:
puppy-play.jpg

(Sven Strongwurst and partner Linda Hambone, shot for Vogue, 2020)
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Lol you ever watch the show Preacher?

This looks fun though, I'm gonna play when I get home from work. Seems like a great way to practice writing and provide some future prompts.
 
devilsgospel said:
Lol you ever watch the show Preacher?

This looks fun though, I'm gonna play when I get home from work. Seems like a great way to practice writing and provide some future prompts.
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No, I can't say I have. I think I just saw this thread and had seen some program mention this stuff the day before and thought it was the strangest thing ever; thus a weird, stupid and inane fictional book was born. I was trying to make it as ludicrous/crazy as possible while seeming just realistic enough that someone might actually have published something like it. Also dog puns, lots of dog puns.

Yeah, it's a fun game, I wanna see moar up here.
 
Puppy Play in the Age of TikTok is pretty hard to better but I am thinking....
 
DEALBREAKER! Or Why You Can't Get Laid, by Wayne Dwayne. PHD in Men's Rights Activism.

Contents

Chapter 1. "Dude, Shut Up About Bitcoin".
 
MrsGamp said:
DEALBREAKER! Or Why You Can't Get Laid, by Wayne Dwayne. PHD in Men's Rights Activism.

Contents

Chapter 1. "Dude, Shut Up About Bitcoin".
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I am literally writing an article right now about practical applications of Blockchain technology outside of cryptocurrency. I feel this Chapter.
 
MrsGamp said:
talking about Bitcoin incessantly can be a bit unfortunate in a "dating" context ...no offense!
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Sure, just look at me! I haven't gotten laid in ages! Haha, but no, I don't really bring that up as a dating thing and also I am literally talking about practical uses for Blockchain OUTSIDE of cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin (stuff like prevention of counterfeit medication in the supply chain in Afghanistan, increasing security and accessibility for elections through blockchain in India, circumventing corruption and poor financial infrastructure for remittances sent by migrant workers in Africa).... It's not all speculative-investor-bitcoin-bros ya know.

Sexy stuff right? Wanna fuck?
 
BK38 said:
Sure, just look at me! I haven't gotten laid in ages! Haha, but no, I don't really bring that up as a dating thing and also I am literally talking about practical uses for Blockchain OUTSIDE of cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin (stuff like prevention of counterfeit medication in the supply chain in Afghanistan, increasing security and accessibility for elections through blockchain in India, circumventing corruption and poor financial infrastructure for remittances sent by migrant workers in Africa).... It's not all speculative-investor-bitcoin-bros ya know.

Sexy stuff right? Wanna fuck?
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"dude, shut up about Bitcoin!"
- Dwayne Wayne, DEALBREAKER!
 
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