Chapter II: The Abyss is Eternal !

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K, but, you should still do some exercise. I'm not calling you fat, but I am saying, you owe it to your lover to be in peak physical condition. Don't just get high and gorge on taco meat all the time. Anyhow, I have now watched that aerobics video like 3 times and am starting to unironically get into it. Time to go to bed. Have a good one and don't get caught in that baby shower wildfire.
I'm a lot more fit than he is and am doing my best not to GORGE.

Take care.
 
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K, but, you should still do some exercise. I'm not calling you fat, but I am saying, you owe it to your lover to be in peak physical condition. Don't just get high and gorge on taco meat all the time. Anyhow, I have now watched that aerobics video like 3 times and am starting to unironically get into it. Time to go to bed. Have a good one and don't get caught in that baby shower wildfire.
I hope you are happy to know I went for a walk, despite living in a center of disease during a pandemic I hope you're happy Mr. Frenchie.
 
i think its shady now that my i.p. address seems to be compromised. who would do that to me. maybe if i put all of my settings on private it won't be so heinous. the worst part is. . . .it's all bad.
pop up's app adds that terrorize me.
oh yeh. and who keeps moving and taking my files. real funny huh. he he ? i don'nt understand.
who's the i.p hack. . .

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i'm all distracted from it all.
oh and who shut off my photo uploader.
xsplain that one too.
 
I've been away for like a hundred pages or so. I'm sure you've all been missing me.

Did an unplanned stint in hospital, stories will be told eventually. Got some good ones as usual.
Long story short, can I get pissed by putting alcohol up my ass? And should I 'water down' strong spirits? I don't want to burn the inside of my ass out with rum, vodka or ouzo etc, if adding water can make the hit more bearable.
I don't want to have to chug like 40 litres of cider/beer up there.

Also hit me up with the top gos bitches who's been doing who/what!?
 
I've been away for like a hundred pages or so. I'm sure you've all been missing me.

Did an unplanned stint in hospital, stories will be told eventually. Got some good ones as usual.
Long story short, can I get pissed by putting alcohol up my ass? And should I 'water down' strong spirits? I don't want to burn the inside of my ass out with rum, vodka or ouzo etc, if adding water can make the hit more bearable.
I don't want to have to chug like 40 litres of cider/beer up there.

Also hit me up with the top gos bitches who's been doing who/what!?

What's up man, I hope you're okay. As far as rectal alcohol, it is really strong, a buddy of mine soaked a tampon in vodka and shoved it up there. It burned really bad, and he basically got alcohol poisoning, he puked for like a day, turned white and almost passed out, said he felt like he was dying, went to the hospital, and recovered. But it misses first pass metabolism up the bum which, it seems, makes it MUCH more powerful (and dangerous), and also with alcohol, when it reaches peak plasma levels more rapidly, it is stronger and more dangerous.
 
Every morning is hell.

I wake up. Snap crackle pain, wake up call to my joints.

Greasy, tired body. Weak. I feel like a fluid, not a solid. I am tired and cannot stay awake. People and things disturb me greatly. The only thing worse than real life are my dreams.
 
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