Chapter II: The Abyss is Eternal !

[Captain.Heroin]

A public overdose would be OK unless you lost your shit, literally. Maybe it’s a girl thing, but I think losing your literal shit would be beyond mortifying. Though, then again, death is the most profound of all mortification.

I'm sure I can engineer not eating for a few days 'cuz drugs first.

I just don't want the indignity of a hospital bed, intubation, a ventilator... feeding tube... intravenous fluids... just create a BORG and let me die already!

 

[Captain.Heroin]

oh in more serious news, I woke up alright and only 10% groantastic as compared to a baseline

Perhaps giving up alcohol helped. Even though 1-2 beers at the end of a day is like... nothing.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

@BK38 on the news, guy on the right

 

[BK38]

@BK38 on the news, guy on the right

Are you saying I look and/or sound like that nasally guy? *Clutches pearls*

 

[Captain.Heroin]

Are you saying I look and/or sound like that nasally guy? *Clutches pearls*

You do look like him though yes

 

[Captain.Heroin]

It was like a BK doppelganger talking to me about the electoral college

It would freak me out if I saw someone that looked like me.

 

[BK38]

You do look like him though yes

Kinda, I guess. I hope I look better though. He's not bad looking I suppose. *Ego bruised*

 

[BK38]

I'm gonna eat ice cream, that stung.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

I'm gonna eat ice cream, that stung.

aw come on baby don't be like that

you are thinner than I am so feel good about that.

 

[Jabberwocky]

It's okay i look like a spider monkey fucked an ant eater.

 

[BK38]

aw come on baby don't be like that

you are thinner than I am so feel good about that.

Not for long if you keep up those comments. Am eating my feelings, am eating ice cream -It doesn't make me feel better, but it numbs me inside so I can no longer feel the sting as much. Bbl, am gonna go write on my Livejournal.

 

[Fiori di Bella]

OMG! Do these pants make me look fat?

 

[BK38]

It's okay i look like a spider monkey fucked an ant eater.

That's a lie, I know what you look like, you handsome bastard.

 

[Jabberwocky]

I have big nostrils.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

I have big nostrils.

you are perfect just the way you are

 

[Jabberwocky]

Lol oh boy i wasn't trying for that i need a good punch in the face.

 

[Fiori di Bella]

Now remember God created all of us to be perfect in his image.

 

[Jabberwocky]

CH i did laundry you know what that means right?

 

[BK38]

Now remember God created all of us to be perfect in his image.

Stfu. I bet you look like if a North Korean scientist tried to cross a catfish with a hamster, gave up part way through the process, served it to a political prisoner that chewed it up and shat it out and what was left, still somehow clung to life and had a bath in a sewer. God is dead and has forsaken us all.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

CH i did laundry you know what that means right?

uhmmmm...

no?

What does that mean?

When I say that it means I did the towels/sheets so I'm ready to have my love interest for more messy love making (lots of fluids)