Calling Ones Emergency Services Whilst Off Ones Face On Mephedrone

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Yip, basically.

Got some 80%~ pure mephedrone recently and ended up having a big line of that & ketamine before bed.

Whilst in the midst of the mephedrone equivalent of a pill hole & the verge of a k-hole, wrapped up in blankets listening to psy trance and thinking I was at work then blinking out of it, or thinking I was sending texts when I wasn't, and other such totally normal off my face phenomena, I decided my jaw was sufficiently rattling to turn the tunes up.

All of a sudden my music cut out and my phone went weird, when all of a sudden (fuck man, just picture this), I heard a voice coming through my speaker. Usually in such a state I expect that some kind of psy trance god is going to 'initiate' and ascend me for such sterling work, commending me for having such fine tunes and a jaw to behold. But instead I heard "This is emergency services, do you need any help". I tried explaining through rattling teeth and ket speech that this was somehow an accident and I didn't fully understand what was going on or how, and that I definitely didn't need any police, firemen or paramedics.

She asked me to confirm and then asked me to hang up, but I couldn't because I couldn't see or use the buttons properly, even though I was absolutely fine. Now this went back and forth because, obviously, if you can't see or use the buttons that probably places you in the 'not doing too great actually' category, so I had to repeaedly confirm that she could (please) end the call. Eventually she cancelled the call and psy trance started pounding through my speakers again.

Turns out that if you press power five times on a OnePlus 6 phone, it calls emergency services. So I disabled the feature and sniffed another raker line.

Moral of the story? Careful when turning up your tunes on a OnePlus 6.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Yip, basically.

Got some 80%~ pure mephedrone recently and ended up having a big line of that & ketamine before bed.

Whilst in the midst of the mephedrone equivalent of a pill hole & the verge of a k-hole, wrapped up in blankets listening to psy trance and thinking I was at work then blinking out of it, or thinking I was sending texts when I wasn't, and other such totally normal off my face phenomena, I decided my jaw was sufficiently rattling to turn the tunes up.

All of a sudden my music cut out and my phone went weird, when all of a sudden (fuck man, just picture this), I heard a voice coming through my speaker. Usually in such a state I expect that some kind of psy trance god is going to 'initiate' and ascend me for such sterling work, commending me for having such fine tunes and a jaw to behold. But instead I heard "This is emergency services, do you need any help". I tried explaining through rattling teeth and ket speech that this was somehow an accident and I didn't fully understand what was going on or how, and that I definitely didn't need any police, firemen or paramedics.

She asked me to confirm and then asked me to hang up, but I couldn't because I couldn't see or use the buttons properly, even though I was absolutely fine. Now this went back and forth because, obviously, if you can't see or use the buttons that probably places you in the 'not doing too great actually' category, so I had to repeaedly confirm that she could (please) end the call. Eventually she cancelled the call and psy trance started pounding through my speakers again.

Turns out that if you press power five times on a OnePlus 6 phone, it calls emergency services. So I disabled the feature and sniffed another raker line.

Moral of the story? Careful when turning up your tunes on a OnePlus 6.

Daft cunt


I've done that in the past - but on smack. I must have gouched out with the phone in my hand and somehow dialled 999. Had to tell the operator that my son (who was a toddler at the time) had got hold of my phone.

The moral of this story is, always blame yer kids...

 

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Daft cunt

Absolutely never in any doubt about that.

Honestly, if I'd tried to explain the best I could probably have come up with (knowing me/circumstances) would be "errrr sorry this mephedrone is just... really nearly oldschool".

 

[Arnold]

Should have said sorry, I thought I had called 'kinky sally for some dirty chat' you wouldn't have had to hung up they would have done that for you. Even more so talk dirty to me you slag, if it was a male well use your imagination .

 

[ColtDan]

I've always found meph and ket a mad weird feeling combo. Had some disturbing times on it. Muddy slowmo. However speed and ket is awesome

 

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I've always found meph and ket a mad weird feeling combo. Had some disturbing times on it. Muddy slowmo. However speed and ket is awesome

I was expecting some kind of visual enhancement to the ket but instead i was just absolutely floored/turning*/dialing emergency services/etc.

* Meant gurning, but was also turning.

 

[PUGinaRUG]

MDPV and MXE messed me and my friend up a few times. Not a good combo. I think it was MDPV. It was a out 7 or 8 years ago now. Hard to remember. Defs a stim and MXE at any rate.

 

[ColtDan]

Ket doesn't mix well with legal highs or fuck all apart from decent speed, I used to get confused thinking the ket was cut with mxe and make myself uncomfortable, but I swear half the ket I've had is dodgy shit anyway. I love decent ket but it's so fuckin weird

 

[Ophidian]

Currently sampling some Meph from SA, very good gear.

Talking about Ketamine.
Only had Ket once, 100mg snorted. Was a sedating/dreamy/psychedelic like experience, weird one.
Never had the desire to do it again.

However, heard good things about low dosing it. Should act more like a mild euphoric and productive stimulant - is this true ?

 

[Wilson Wilson]

However, heard good things about low dosing it. Should act more like a mild euphoric and productive stimulant - is this true ?

Yeah if you do little bumps it's much more fun as a "party drug" type thing, I wouldn't necessarily call it a stimulant but you get euphoria and increased music enjoyment etc without becoming incapacitated and monged out as you do if you snort a fat line of the stuff.

If you do a single bump once a week it should treat depression as well.

 

[Ophidian]

So it's like 2 different drugs combined in 1. Not bad.
This needs to be tested.

 

[Safrolette]

Got some 80%~ pure mephedrone recently and ended up having a big line of that & ketamine before bed.
Whilst in the midst of the mephedrone equivalent of a pill hole & the verge of a k-hole, wrapped up in blankets listening to psy trance and thinking I was at work then blinking out of it, or thinking I was sending texts when I wasn't, and other such totally normal off my face phenomena, I decided my jaw was sufficiently rattling to turn the tunes up.
All of a sudden my music cut out and my phone went weird, when all of a sudden (fuck man, just picture this), I heard a voice coming through my speaker. Usually in such a state I expect that some kind of psy trance god is going to 'initiate' and ascend me for such sterling work, commending me for having such fine tunes and a jaw to behold. But instead I heard "This is emergency services, do you need any help". I tried explaining through rattling teeth and ket speech that this was somehow an accident and I didn't fully understand what was going on or how, and that I definitely didn't need any police, firemen or paramedics.
She asked me to confirm and then asked me to hang up, but I couldn't because I couldn't see or use the buttons properly, even though I was absolutely fine. Now this went back and forth because, obviously, if you can't see or use the buttons that probably places you in the 'not doing too great actually' category, so I had to repeaedly confirm that she could (please) end the call. Eventually she cancelled the call and psy trance started pounding through my speakers again.

This has to be the most entertaining trip report I've ever read. "A big line of 80% pure mephedrone and ketamine before bed"

Currently sampling some Meph from SA, very good gear.
Talking about Ketamine.
Only had Ket once, 100mg snorted. Was a sedating/dreamy/psychedelic like experience, weird one.
Never had the desire to do it again.
However, heard good things about low dosing it. Should act more like a mild euphoric and productive stimulant - is this true ?

Yeah, if you are going to use it please low dose it, definitely a party drug that way. Music appreciation is so good, liquid D&B is (was) my fave on it. Make sure to pulverize it finely and then have a small bump, then if it doesn't do anything for a while wait before doing another. I accidentally overdosed once and didn't enjoy it.

Also I would like to ask a question to the both of you... Mods free to delete if this constitute sourcing, but I'm just curious to know if your source of good quality mephedrone is the DN or your circle.

 

[Ophidian]

Yeah, if you are going to use it please low dose it, definitely a party drug that way. Music appreciation is so good, liquid D&B is (was) my fave on it. Make sure to pulverize it finely and then have a small bump, then if it doesn't do anything for a while wait before doing another. I accidentally overdosed once and didn't enjoy it.

Also I would like to ask a question to the both of you... Mods free to delete if this constitute sourcing, but I'm just curious to know if your source of good quality mephedrone is the DN or your circle.

^--- Thanks for the advice, much appreciated.

I always source my Meph on the DN these days, used to be the regular net when it was legal. Been doing the DN deal for the last 6-7 years or so. When quality dropped and prices went up and people also began to stretch the product. Not worth snorting that shite.

So educated myself in the DN world and lever looked back since. Best quality drugs for the cheapest price. It comes with a downside though. Never been so addicted to substances since I learned to browse the DN.

 

[Wilson Wilson]

I'm just curious to know if your source of good quality mephedrone is the DN or your circle.

DNM. The stuff available from dealers is cut to utter shit and I don't even bother.

 

[Safrolette]

I always source my Meph on the DN these days, used to be the regular net when it was legal. Been doing the DN deal for the last 6-7 years or so. When quality dropped and prices went up and people also began to stretch the product. Not worth snorting that shite.
So educated myself in the DN world and lever looked back since. Best quality drugs for the cheapest price. It comes with a downside though. Never been so addicted to substances since I learned to browse the DN.

Yes, top quality "Plant Food" was freely available all over the internet for a year or two, often at bargain basement prices compared to now. It became so popular that the bags of actual plant food in white powder form usually sold with cut flowers had to be substituted by sachets of liquid plant food

DNM. The stuff available from dealers is cut to utter shit and I don't even bother.

That's the end of if for me then, ageing technophobe here. Maybe not necessarily a bad thing after reading Ophidian's comment


Thanks

 

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I'd say the mephedrone craze; no the mephedrone movement, or 4-mmc as it was known, started mostly on this very sub forum. This is what we are capable of people!

I know this lad who's a bit of a prick and we conflict a lot, and he's convinced he tried 'mcat' before me. I had to invent the name M4 to market it to my friends at afters during the MDMA drought (thanks Evad, for helping me come up with it ) because 4-mmc didn't really roll off the tongue; never mind fucking "mcat", you fucking arsehole.

Hate that kid.

But yeah, I still remember the original mephedrone thread on here which was pretty much the start. IIRC I was in nose deep by about page two.

Viva la m4!

 

[Safrolette]

I'd say the mephedrone craze; no the mephedrone movement, or 4-mmc as it was known, started mostly on this very sub forum. This is what we are capable of people!
I know this lad who's a bit of a prick and we conflict a lot, and he's convinced he tried 'mcat' before me. I had to invent the name M4 to market it to my friends at afters during the MDMA drought (thanks Evad, for helping me come up with it ) because 4-mmc didn't really roll off the tongue; never mind fucking "mcat", you fucking arsehole.
Hate that kid.
But yeah, I still remember the original mephedrone thread on here which was pretty much the start. IIRC I was in nose deep by about page two.
Viva la m4!

It was often called "meow-meow" by the press, and was also known as drone in some circles. Was it called "Bubbles" in Scotland? The first stage commercial names were hilarious... Ivory Wave... Vanilla Sky... and of course Plant Food

 

[MsDiz]

It was often called "meow-meow" by the press, and was also known as drone in some circles. Was it called "Bubbles" in Scotland? The first stage commercial names were hilarious... Ivory Wave... Vanilla Sky... and of course Plant Food

It was plant food where I’m from. That’s all you heard all the auld people saying “jaysus them younguns are at plant food now ye know?!” Was pretty funny.

 

[Safrolette]

It was plant food where I’m from. That’s all you heard all the auld people saying “jaysus them younguns are at plant food now ye know?!” Was pretty funny.

:giggle:
Somewhere - I think in the States - it was known as "Bath Salts". Although it was a blanket term, used for all sorts of research chemicals. It would be interesting to know what it was called in other countries, e.g., Spain, Poland, France, Israel (where the 2008-2010 craze originated from I think) etc.

 

[Wilson Wilson]

:giggle:
Somewhere - I think in the States - it was known as "Bath Salts". Although it was a blanket term, used for all sorts of research chemicals. It would be interesting to know what it was called in other countries, e.g., Spain, Poland, France, Israel (where the 2008-2010 craze originated from I think) etc.

4-MMC was known as bath salts? I thought that was a far more recent term mostly used to refer to MDPV?

My girlfriend said she got some bath salts and I was like fuck yeah let's sesh and she's like wat and I was like oh you mean actual bath salts for the bath why you gotta mislead me like that?