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Sarcastic ppl dont understand sarcasm when others do it?
How ironic.
Maybe Jane Goodall has an explanation.

Note to everyone this isnt 4chan and there are limits on what we can say here.
 
schizopath said:
But-But Cap.. he was ASKING for it!
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Life doesn't work like that. If you simply got what you asked for I'd be....

1) dead
2) a tree
3) a bird
4) a large feline like a tiger or puma
5) dead 10,000+ times over

I'll be here to help guide ya'll through the mystical world of WANTS AND DESIRES. Basically asking for something isn't enough.
 
I woke up last night in serious withdrawal and it felt like I was dying.

I was like.... cool, bring it on WORLD. You can't be me so you consume and devour me. Awesome.

Kill all the CAPTAINS. All of them. The world can't absorb me but you can try to.

I swear this withdrawal is fucking shit and I was wrong to go on a 2 month long binge. DO YOU HEAR ME I AM SORRY. I won't do anything like this again HAVE MERCY BRAIN. MERCY. mercyYYYYY.

Most of my nightmares are about running away from people trying to kill me and I wake up in a cold sweat. I really wish someone was going to kill me so my ENDLESS SUFFERING was almost over.

Alas that is not how desires work.

I ended up getting too drunk too early in the morning and falling over a bunch yesterday maybe I won't do that again today. MAYBE. As if I have a volitional FUCKING CHOICE. I don't.
 
schizopath said:
People most think Im stupid cause I keep on trying to make you fuckers laugh. Even I think Im stupid as fuck.
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You are actually smart man. I wouldn't say it if I didn't mean it.

I hate to see people thinking they aren't smart. We all have intelligence in different ways, etc.

I happen to be pretty good at adult situations and sex and drugs and stuff like that.
 
schizopath said:
Wow, I just realized that Im anorexic cause I masturbate so much.
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LOL like words from my brain

I realized last night all the sex I've had over like 3+ months is probably why I eat 6000+ calories a day and am being a sad dad.

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there are 2 types of dads in the world
bad dads
and
sad dads

WHICH ONE ARE U??? take my QUIZ coming up (I have to think of questions and answers but every question has an answer)

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in my world there are only two types of dads
DILFs
and
other dads
 
Thanks. I just really have no clue how to utilize my brains except on comedy and stuff like that.

Btw, how can I detect the difference between a good meth and bad meth? Madness says my stuff looks fire but it feels like I need way too big doses for how long I have used it.
 
OH MY GOD
like
this total FUCKING HOT dude hit me up after LIKE A LONG TIME of not hitting me up
and I'm gonna totally fuck his ass if there's any justice
OH MY GOD HE'S THINKING WHAT I AM THINKING
 
schizopath said:
Thanks. I just really have no clue how to utilize my brains except on comedy and stuff like that.

Btw, how can I detect the difference between a good meth and bad meth? Madness says my stuff looks fire but it feels like I need way too big doses for how long I have used it.
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um it depends on how gay things get after you do some

GUYS
guys
I'm about to have to bounce
You know how I was like so close to jerking it well I don't have to now
I'm gonna fuck FUCKKKkkkKKKK
 
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