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The long awaited, Cocaína cooking w/Zonxx - simple grade A Crack making Guide it's time.

Zonxx

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Get your shit together, its simple, yet so complicated at the very least you're going to need half a brain, half will suffice.

aight, you're gonna need a couple things, the process is very simple, atleast when you get the hang of it

I look at it like this, you're cooking, so whether it be a spoon, or using a frying pan, you're cookin that shit so get your chef hats out.
1.these items need to be aquired in this order, it's better that way.
2. A medium-thickness Stainless steel spoon, i've got a special one with a little handle, my chef hat is on, is yours on yet?
2. Bic lighter. No you may not use those cheap lighters, unless you really don't like your fingers.
2.5 because duh i'm high and forgot this one but it's a given. GETCHO BAKING SODA.
4.tell everyone to get the fuck out of the room, especially those folks that like to stare at what you're doin
5.get yourself a piece of scot towel, rip that bitch in half / 3 pieces of Toilet paper, fold the outside ones to the halfway point of the inner one, now fold that bitch sideways, no don't ask for a picture i don't have patience for that, i'm sorry.
6.get a shot glass, fill it with some water, room temp is best, cold water is aight but i prefer room temp.
7. you need this if you want proper smoke, so you better get it out the freezer, get an icecube, if you've got a nice sweet big ass cube in the back, get that one, it loves you more than that tiny easy-to get out one.


alright, you're prepared, remember keep those nosey fuckers out of the room because someones gonna fuck this up for you.

crush your rock of coke (I know most folks seem not to be able to get rocked coke? i have several sources who sell high quality rocks... if you buy powder, theres more chance it;s been stepped on, i start with an average of 70-85% purity product. crush it into a fine powder via rollin my lighter on it while it's in the bag, flip it over roll it over up and down and once i'm satisfied, its time to get ready.

Open that motherfucker. it should immediately smell delicious. dump it into that spoon. try to get everything into that spoon, whatevers left, lick that bag or give it a quick nose vaccuum.
now, how much soda you use depends on purity, for higher purity LESS,for lower MORE. for every gram, 150mg-200 (.15-.2) is more than sufficient, maybe a pinch more for comfort, but you're ready to go, Now for medium quality 50-65% you'll need about 300mg(.3) of soda, Low qual, might aswell not bother, it's not going to be better than railing it.

before you do anything else, get a knife, or a dab stick, fuck a swiss army lil knife is perfect, now chop 5 lines into that lump of powder. take that knife insert it into each little lump and flip it upside down inward, do that shit for all of them, then stir in a time circle, and bring everything back to the center of the spoon

now get that scotty or toilet paper, this is the hard part. too much water you fucked up and it won't smoke right no matter what too little water, and you burn off some of that quality, basically both will have escobar turning in his grave.

aight, so dip in your paper into the shot glass which should be half full by the way, fold the paper and squeeze the water out, dip it in again, squeeze but this time, it's to get a gauge of how quick it'll drip and how much water you need to dip it into, you'll want it to be simply dripping a couple good drops but not drizzling water. you'll figure this part out, it differentiates good cooks from bad i've got faith in you.

Now.. dribble it over that coke, i hope that ice cubes handy, that knife or somthing to mix abit with. add just enough water that it covers the coke, and add 2-3 extra drops.

pick it up promptly because the soda will start to react on its own and defizz, stir the coke with the soda and water real quick till you end up with somthing that looks like milk, drop the stir stick, grab that lighter DO NOT TOUCH FLAME TO THE SPOON. light it up, 2 seconds in the back of the spoon, 2 seconds in the middle, 2 in the front (yeah you count those two seconds out loud, those fuckers waiting outside can wonder all they want.)
don't stop lighting. now SLOWLY go around the spoon which should be forming some beautiful goodies already, go around twice then stop lighting, hit the bottom of the spoon to the ice cube, hold it there for a few seconds, now just whipe the spoon dry on the bottom ... without losing your product.... this is not rocket science.

now, get that toilet paper or scotty back out, dip it in but squeeze out 90|% of the water, it should only have a couple drips worth in it. just wet the coke. squeeze 1 drop onto each spot of coke. the goal isn't to wet the coke, it's to keep it moist so it doesn't burn.

Take lighter, 2 seconds again, and one spin around the spoon, once you get used to how cooking it sounds, you can bring the spoon to your ear, you'll ctually hear it fizzing, if its fizzing, goodshit, hit it on that cube again, make sure its cooled down.

now you can wait an hour or smoke it right away.

Crack is techniqually freebase but it is not freebase cocaine. the chemical reaction between the heat+soda+coke removes the salt component that makes it hydrochloride and readily water soluble where you can snort it. this removes the component, thus also significantly lowering it's burning temperature allowing you to smoke it.

Freebase cocaine, is Pure cocaine, made via different solvents, there's 1000 methods, if you want to look into this i haven't made too much of it so i'm no expert. but look into starting using acetone as your main solvent if you're new to it, its easiest.

STAY SAFE

~ Zonxx

stay safe

~Zonxx
 
Good job, anyway, never had crack, 100 euros a gram of coke here, my salary 500 so no ty
 
will see, depends on how you behave, it still doesn't sound more pro like LeJunks approach, but I'll still give you the cookies, if I could, I'd give you a custom title Zonnx the Chef like Raekwon the Chef from the Wu Tang Clan
 
will see, depends on how you behave, it still doesn't sound more pro like LeJunks approach, but I'll still give you the cookies, if I could, I'd give you a custom title Zonnx the Chef like Raekwon the Chef from the Wu Tang Clan
i would cherish the title 'The chef' more than you'd ever know i'm pretty sure i'm being poisoned by wd-40 fumes right now but its not a drug so i can't ask about it, i hope you'll miss me if wd-40 wins agains the chef :/
 
Can’t call someone “the chef” for washing a bit of crack in a spoon.
Also if anyone in the uk tries this they not going to be happy. Baking powder is the wrong thing to use. Use sodium bicarbonate.
In uk baking powder is sodium bicarbonate with other shit added to make cakes.
 
Can’t call someone “the chef” for washing a bit of crack in a spoon.
Also if anyone in the uk tries this they not going to be happy. Baking powder is the wrong thing to use. Use sodium bicarbonate.
In uk baking powder is sodium bicarbonate with other shit added to make cakes.
did i say powder by accident? i'm not gonna lie i was smoking a storm while i typed this out and havent proof-read it as i do most the threads i make
 
Good job, anyway, never had crack, 100 euros a gram of coke here, my salary 500 so no ty

How can be possible that you are disrespecting the neoliberalism like that?

You don't have money to buy coke then your decision is not using it? Go to work 5 hours more, do what is possible to reach your objectives, but don't give up, holy shit, where the youth is going nowadays, hopefully God will protect us.

"I am not using coke because is expensive" i cannot believe I have read this
 
How can be possible that you are disrespecting the neoliberalism like that?

You don't have money to buy coke then your decision is not using it? Go to work 5 hours more, do what is possible to reach your objectives, but don't give up, holy shit, where the youth is going nowadays, hopefully God will protect us.

"I am not using coke because is expensive" i cannot believe I have read this
i've said that at one point till i realized money didn't matter as long as you have food in the fridge and a roof over your head, then its open season, money is meant to be enjoyed, fuck tomorrow could be the apocalypse
 
I can't work 5 hours more, plus why would I want to spend 100 euros on coke when I can get pharma speed for 5 euros
 
If you don't have the money, it's probably because you are not capitalizing your resources, not investing them, it is this that the poor do, they don't capitalize, they are too busy trying to eat and survive and DON'T CAPITALIZE, that's the big mistake, a neoliberalist would say...

I am a true capitalist, I capitalize my earnings, I have a pig in which i put my coins and when it is sufficiently fat, I break it with love and subsequently I can see all my capital being transformed into a shining white diamond, that's marvelous.
 
@jose ribas da silva

From what I've seen, morph's romanian. Their country it's very poor, never been there never will, I didn't drink gas, not to swallow tram rails yet. Coke varies by country, if you go the club and ask, automatically you will get your teeth shoved down ur throat + get ripped in all ways and your self-respect goes backwards. Now I've read few posts by him, he doesn't have many drug knowledge although isn't a competition so don't get it wrong, I wouldn't say this but I said it just to complete the sentence and many of his drug infos comes from various forums. I think he done few, at least he puffs green and took MDMA, I count on that. But coke isn't fun, it's monotonous af, this is how I see it, adderal like coke it's a '' -- bar industry drug -- '', very edgy.
 
@jose ribas da silva

From what I've seen, morph's romanian. Their country it's very poor, never been there never will, I didn't drink gas, not to swallow tram rails yet. Coke varies by country, if you go the club and ask automatically you will get your teeth shoved down ur throat + get ripped in all ways and your self-respect goes backwards. Now I've read few posts by him, he doesn't have many drug knowledge although isn't a competition so don't get it wrong, I wouldn't say this but I said it just to complete the sentence and many of his drug infos comes from various forums. I think he done few, at least he puffs green and took MDMA, I count on that. But coke isn't fun, it's monotonous af, this is how I see it, adderal like coke it's a '' -- bar industry drug -- '', very edgy.
who're you talking about, shady you need to go back to your corner i don't know who let you out of the cage but someone's getting fed to the dogs
 
coke isn't fun
Coke isn't fun, coke feels good, coke also manages my chronic pain just as good as morphine does, shady have you ever done any proper quality cocaine? it doesnt sound like you have
 
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