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Gibberings ver. CCXVIII - Itsanewdawnitsanewdayitsanewsiteformeyeah....

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morpheuspapaverus said:
You are crazy :)))))) blackmailing poor dogs with treats
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I have names for them too, the one is called "Loki" another is called "Ye old Odin woofer" as the poor thing only has 1 eye & he is such a old doggo he walks really slow & has poorly paws, he really likes raw Frosties & can sniff them in my pocket.
I have many of them logged in my "doggo snack book" where I note what snacks they like, where I saw them & the time, their real name (if I know it) & where they like to be rubbed/ given a pat so when I see them I can make them a happy dog for the day. That swine I call Loki always barks when his owner ties him outside the Tesco but he knows me now & stops barking when I walk past & watches me, his owner even said the other day he saw me a few days ago & his dog was trying to pull so he could walk with me (he was after damn treats I bet)

TBH Mate I get bad depression & when I am out if I bump into a member of my dog cult I get happy, I like dogs more than people & I mean that. People are sneaky etc but you know where you stand with a dog, you find me a dog that has ripped off your gear & caused you to rattle then LIED about stealing your LAST bag.
 
morpheuspapaverus said:
One day I am gonna be in the UK, dressed up like a dog, waiting for ZB and when he tries to pat me and feed me I'm gonna rob his gear and licks of crack then walk away slowly barking
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2grams of MDPV......Woof Woof mate.
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"Now I'm ready to close my eyes
And now I'm ready to close my mind
And now I'm ready to feel your hand
And lose my heart on the burning sands
And now I want to be your dog
And now I wanna be your dog
Now I want to be your dog
Well, come on"
 
You were thinking I gave those dog snacks out for free mate?

Is it really weird though to be kind to the animals & give them snacks like that?
 
Hello guys. I took my next Morphine dose early. Normally take 20mg three times a day, took another 20 two hours after another and fuck. Me. Sideways.

I now understand why people ruin their lives over opiates. I'm actually a little intimidated by how overwhelming high I am. Life is a trip as they say.
 
Going to take a Lorazepam tablet with my morphine dose tonight. Will I have a good time or just pass out?
 
Well, that's some fackin' effort! Back from the airport, quick trip to Sainsburys, pick up couple crate of Bud, ring The Man, pick up a henry of the good stuff, back home, headphones on, the only way is up!

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The weekend has landed. All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world, man. I'm gonna blow steam out my head like a screaming kettle, I'm gonna talk cod shit to strangers all night, I'm gonna lose the plot on the dancefloor. The free radicals inside me are freakin', man! Tonight I'm Jip Travolta, I'm Peter Popper, I'm going to never-never land with my chosen family, man. We're gonna get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did, anything could happen tonight, you know? This could be the best night of my life. I've got 73 quid in my back burner - I'm gonna wax the lot, man! The Milky Bars are on me! Yeah!
 
Unlocked a new achievement this morning.

My other half hopped into bed for her conjugal rights so we had at it for half an hour.

She likes pretty rough thrusting action both ways.

Anyhow, ten minutes after we finished she has labour type pains and I had to take her to the emergency room.

A few scans and an exam and she got the all clear and pain subsided but a referral to a gynecology clinic for next week just to be sure.

Never fucked somebody into the A&E before!
 
Fallen in love with Cuban cigars, had two since I got paid (thanks tax payers)
Only downside was I had to buy one of those cutter things too but such is life I guess.
 
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The weekend has landed. All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world, man. I'm gonna blow steam out my head like a screaming kettle, I'm gonna talk cod shit to strangers all night, I'm gonna lose the plot on the dancefloor. The free radicals inside me are freakin', man! Tonight I'm Jip Travolta, I'm Peter Popper, I'm going to never-never land with my chosen family, man. We're gonna get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did, anything could happen tonight, you know? This could be the best night of my life. I've got 73 quid in my back burner - I'm gonna wax the lot, man! The Milky Bars are on me! Yeah!
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