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CEPS Meme and Satire Megathread v2019

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Not memes strictly speaking but really funny bits regardless



All of a sudden you take pride in accomplishments you had no part in whatsoever. If you’re American you’ll go, ‘Fuck the French. If we hadn’t saved their asses in World War II, they’d be speaking German right now.’ And you go, ‘Oh, that was US?’ Was that me and you, Tommy? We saved the French? Jesus. I know I blacked out a little after that fourth shot of Jägermeister last night, but I don’t remember… I know we were going through the Wendy’s drive-thru to get one of them ‘Freshetta’ sandwiches that looked so alluring on the commercial, but then we ordered it and realized we had no money, and we had to ditch out before the second window, and those douche-bags in line behind us with the bass music probably got our order and we laughed about that. But I don’t remember saving the French. I think WE didn't do anything but watch sports bloopers while we got hammered. I think we should shut the fuck up.



 

Ya, Brittany Murphy worth $10 mil would have def. wanted communism. *eyeroll*

When celebrities are left they aren't that far left. They're just in it for the social feel-good causes. Do you really think people worth 8 figures + want to throw it all away?

p.s. chris I am with you. We have a severe homeless epidemic and we should be taking care of Americans first. I'm on your side on that issue. I think some people want me burnt at the stake unfortunately :ROFLMAO:

I've seen too many Americans struggling.
 
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i'm with you honestly, i just think the way we should deal with the problem is thinking about why we have more empty houses than homeless people in this country and the only thing the state does for them is drive them away from their encampments when bougie liberal gentrifying fucks say they don't like the look of it in """"""their""""""" city
 
Please come visit my city and and tell me gentrification is a bad thing. Seriously. It's really easy to say that if you don't live/frequent areas like skid row. Just saying.

We've appropriated massive amounts of money in my city (LA) and I even voted FOR them and I was very close to not voting for them (mostly because our sales tax could have gone down, etc) but the money is well spent, and it's much needed.

We're going the right direction. Progress takes time.
 
It's mind boggling how this could even be controversial.
Internationalist/humanist based policies aren't absurd to me, and there is a philosophical school of thought that I happen to subscribe to, to an extent, that the welfare of any human on Earth is just as important as one's neighbor (hence why when DPRK does human rights violations, unchecked for DECADES/GENERATIONS I call for war and people look at me like I'm the one with death camps....)

Like do we owe the world universal health care? Nah. Do we need to get the world on a living wage? Is that even possible, pls?

But do I believe in foreign aid? Of course; and we probably need to send more, not less like Trump wants. And do I believe that we should intervene on the behalf of people that are being desecrated like Rohingyas, Uighurs, North Koreans, other various minorities around the world? Of course we should. We can get the world on a basic universal freedom 1st amendment type freedom to associate, freedom of speech/press and such first. I think there's bigger battles to be won before the socialist/communist agenda is even pliable.
 
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Yes, as does it's closest neighbor and ally - Made in China.
Thankfully the left isn't too angry at him about what he's doing to pressure China. They do slam him on CNN a lot but I laugh it off. China has fucked the world, its own people in countless ways, the Uighurs, Buddhists in Tibet, they've ruined natural reefs in the Pacific (and should be fined internationally and sanctioned for this), conspired with Russia/DPRK, Maduro, and one day it will all come back.
 
China did what it did with the blessing and open encouragement of the west...could not have done anything on it's own.
Predictably, China now feels entitled, instead of gratitude.
Humanity is just abominable lol.
 
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