^ oh herby
I'm not at all surprised that lots of people voted for "third parties".
And while the government in my country are fucking reprehensible scum, it is times like this that i appreciate Australia's preferential voting system.
I can for the Greens, for example, but also preference whichever of our two-party dud candidates i detest the
least - so i can vote for someone who i
know won't be elected (actually, that used to be the case in the state i lived in before, but i just moved to a neighbourhood that is very left).
Whereas the protest vote for US voters
is just basically throwing your vote away:
Now, just a warning to any Americans that are sensitive about people criticising the USA. I've been accused of being "anti-American" (whatever that means) for criticising US foreign policy and so on - despite having a lot of love for America and Americans.
But this election, and the anticipated Drumpf - er, sorry - Trump victory, is going to be a fucking comedic goldmine.
Fake gold, sprayed on artificially preserved dinosaur turds, but gold nonetheless.
As a keen observer of global politics, i'm looking forward to see this clearly unstable man humiliate himself on the world stage.
That's the optimism i'm clinging to. Fuck, i'll take any optimism i can scrape up off the men's room floor that is the current political situation in the US and elsewhere.
And at this point, all i can really do is laugh.
Obama had that "HOPE" slogan. Drumpf gives us "GROPE".
Thanks yank mates - this is going to be a laugh a fucking minute.
Sorry about your country and all, but it's just an imaginary bunch of lines on a map anyway.
When i'm viewing things online, i'll no longer have to think about whether i'm wanting to watch a comedy or world news - it's just all blurred together in one big orange postmodern mutated comb-over....bigly.
In all seriousness, the American left will be galvanised by this, and i hope to see the USA's hard left come out of 50+ years in the wilderness.
This election marks a major paradigm shift in global politics, and my hope is that it inspires the radical left to keep pushing on.
Sanders getting screwed out of the Dem nomination was a major contributing factor to all of this, and i expect to see his supporters continue to gather momentum now that Clinton appears to have lost.
It's about time the American left stood together and took the fight to The Man.
If anything is going to give the left in the United States a shot in the arm, i daresay it is having this fascist galoot elected President.