Well said andyturbo.
I have long suspected this although every so often we get a post which seems to be reasonable, plausible and resonates with your common sense.
However, this is somewhat perplexing:
What Magistrate or Judge in their right mind would have granted you bail when you are only weeks away from being sentenced and you are "looking at 6-12 months". On what basis were you actually given bail? Given your unstable circumstances, ongoing substance abuse issues, previous breaches of bail, outstanding arrest warrants in a number of jurisdictions, all of which you have readily admitted many times, together with the significant likelihood of you committing further offences as result of substance abuse, then it defies belief that you would have been released so close to your sentencing date in these circumstances. It wouldn't be in your interests or the community's interests for you to be released, largely unsupervised, for such a short period of time, only to then be returned to prison after a few short weeks.
Either the whole lot should begin with "Once upon a time" or what you are telling us is exaggerated or misrepresented. That is, whatever truth there might be to some of what you come out with, what is ultimately posted by you is a deliberately distorted and chaotic piss take that has long worn thin.
If I am wrong canberra crack then I apologise and I do hope someone out there provides you with the help that you need. However, your fellow BLs are hardly going to be lining up to provide this help, when all we have to go on are the posts you upload, posts which probably piss most people off on any number of levels.
It is the contents of your posts on the BL forums which represent the sum total of your contribution to Bluelight, to its very important ideals, and to your fellow Bluelighters; the contents of your various posts, no more no less. I invite you to go back and have a read of all of them and ask yourself whether your "contribution" is really how you want your fellow BLs to think of you. Perhaps consider what other ways the time that you have spent "contributing" to this website, could have been more usefully spent addressing your substance abuse issues in order to turn your situation around; turn it around so that one day your contributions to Bluelight - which would then be written from the perspective of a recovering drug addict who came back from the abyss - are likely to be some of the most valuable contributions on the entire website.
Of course, I suspect everything in the paragraph above will fall on deaf ears because it is the first possibility (as referred to by andyturbo above) that this has all been about. BLs can be a pretty jaded bunch and I have little doubt that most, if not all, are completely over it by now.