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Gibberings CCXI - Decorating a Horse with Fanny Pads

F.U.B.A.R. said:
Guilty as charged =D
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I dread to think what you dream of...

Last night, from what I can remember, I dreamt I was walking with some cunt (who I've never even seen or met) through my estate and met that fit black lady from EastEnders (Denise) and had to go and meet her Dad who was really fat and was wearing a beige ski-jacket.

It was quite peculiar -- unlike most of my dreams that I remember vividly and which make complete sense.
 
ClemFandango said:
I dread to think what you dream of...

Last night, from what I can remember, I dreamt I was walking with some cunt (who I've never even seen or met) through my estate and met that fit black lady from EastEnders (Denise) and had to go and meet her Dad who was really fat and was wearing a beige ski-jacket.

It was quite peculiar -- unlike most of my dreams that I remember vividly and which make complete sense.
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Fuck, you're weird mate. You think Denise is fit?


I dreamt my leg was being humped by a sheep with a woman's face...
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
Fuck, you're weird mate. You think Denise is fit?


I dreamt my leg was being humped by a sheep with a woman's face...
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In dreamworld hindsight, which woman's face can you remember it being?

Andrea Leadsom?

I dunno.... I find her strangely attractive even though she needs a facelift.
 
Strange dreams for me also. I dreamed that I was mourning the death of Kareem Said with Simon Cowell in a hotel room.

Bizarre.
 
Urbain said:
Strange dreams for me also. I dreamed that I was mourning the death of Kareem Said with Simon Cowell in a hotel room.

Bizarre.
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Watching 4music... I want to dream of Zara Larsson.

How the fuck is she only 18?

Still, she's Swedish. No guilt here..
 
Can confirm I both have a willy and am middle class background (probably what some people would call "upper-middle").

And addiction can lead you to do some pretty weird things, at the time sculking around the side of the house waiting for the mail dealer seemed like the most sustainable option.
 
And one of the boxes of chocolates were from my grandparents which was why I emphasised lots of chocolates.... and also I just like chocolate?
 
ordinary mind said:
And one of the boxes of chocolates were from my grandparents which was why I emphasised lots of chocolates.... and also I just like chocolate?
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Chocolate fondness always leads to fentanyl addiction.

Do you blame your grandparents' generosity for your opioid addictions?

Or just that God damn postie?
 
consumer said:
You can have him. He gave me this rash that wont go away. Watch out for the turkey baster
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Just rub some raw chicken on that sore.

I think him and I would create a beautiful mutant. Not sure what hole it will come out of, but life always finds a way.
 
ordinary mind said:
Can confirm I both have a willy and am middle class background (probably what some people would call "upper-middle").

And addiction can lead you to do some pretty weird things, at the time sculking around the side of the house waiting for the mail dealer seemed like the most sustainable option.
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Upper Middle?

I knew it, especially when you started pretending you had a pittance saved.

Brexit just slashed Daddy's house price... Less inheritance for youse!
 
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