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Gibberings CCIXV2 - And Now For Something Completely Different

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Well its quiet around here tonight / today. FUBAR never showed in the Asda carpark but that does not shock me. I managed to stop by his gaff while he was out and nick his telly so the day has not been wasted. I am off to plan the setting up of my world wide mexedrone empire. Bringing the good gear to the masses is what i am all about. World domination of the mexedrone market is my goal and i will not be stopped. My plan of shipping cum stained CRT tellys full of mexedrone is foolproof. Coming to a street gang near you soon.
 
consumer said:
I am betting you are a Ghosts of the Civil Dead fan too?
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It's a film that sticks in the head but I'd find it hard to call myself a fan of something so gruelling

And yes I realise you weren't addressing me.

Just don't know anyone else that's seen that movie.

Prison drama is such a weird genre. I think civil dead is the best I've seen. No desire to watch it again though
 
consumer said:
Well its quiet around here tonight / today. FUBAR never showed in the Asda carpark but that does not shock me. I managed to stop by his gaff while he was out and nick his telly so the day has not been wasted. I am off to plan the setting up of my world wide mexedrone empire. Bringing the good gear to the masses is what i am all about. World domination of the mexedrone market is my goal and i will not be stopped. My plan of shipping cum stained CRT tellys full of mexedrone is foolproof. Coming to a street gang near you soon.
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Mexedrone you say?

I've heard great things about that stuff...:)
 
consumer said:
Well its quiet around here tonight / today. FUBAR never showed in the Asda carpark but that does not shock me. I managed to stop by his gaff while he was out and nick his telly so the day has not been wasted. I am off to plan the setting up of my world wide mexedrone empire. Bringing the good gear to the masses is what i am all about. World domination of the mexedrone market is my goal and i will not be stopped. My plan of shipping cum stained CRT tellys full of mexedrone is foolproof. Coming to a street gang near you soon.
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Do you ship internationally? As a haz-mat testing kits?
 
Tinker55 said:
Do you ship internationally? As a haz-mat testing kits?
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Yes we ship international no problems. Product will be inside a cum stained CRT vintage television that may or may not have been aquired from FUBARs collection. Any televisions from the FUBAR collection will be clearly marked and retrieval of the product will require a hazmat suit in that case. Our mexedrone will be labelled " Pointless for human consumption " to keep the various govt agencies happy. Our online store should be up and running in the next few weeks.
 
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Real feel -5??? WTF???

Its so cold my hand actually stuck to the diesel filling nozzle thingy on the fuel bunker while refuling this morning (either that or FUBAR had been wanking over the pump :))
 
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F.U.B.A.R. said:
So if you buy a kilo you get a free telly? Top. Some cunt keeps robbing mine. Can I have 3 kilos please?
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Certainly sir. We have a large array of semen stained vintage televisions and the finest mexedrone which is receiving universal praise from recent members of the site. As an introductory offer i can also include a steam floor cleaner or a slightly semen stained cow costume for no extra charge.
 
englandgz74 said:
Pah!! Mexedrone is just as good....mephedrones kid brother allegedly :)
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We here at Mr Mexedrone hear this from our valued customers a lot. We have secured 3.5 tonnes of the highest grade mexedrone so we anticipate that we shall have a stable supply for the next few weeks as demand is expected to skyrocket due to recent reviews on this site. We look forward to you placing an order for this unique compound.
 
If nothing else, what kind of fucking pansy name is Mexedrone?! Mexxy sounds like the pseudonym of some 11 year old NYC kidpop "star" from 1983.

Cat Gone Crazy?!

Ask any musician if their whole group is equally talented - they'll tell you it's never even. Neither are the consequences of fame, wealth and luxury. Fewer groups exemplify this predictable tale of tragic juxtaposition than the infamous Kitty Khats.

A meteoric rise to the top of the dizzying heights of pop paved the way for seven Top 5 singles in just 19 months, three #1's and an epic discography consisting of nine consistently incredible albums. The millions of screaming teen girls throwing their hearts at the group as readily as their clothes onto the stage followed every tour date from Times Square to Tibet to Tokyo, and very nearly to Transylvania too if not for that incident involving a Tesla Coil, thirteen Swedish virgins, the town mayor and a very bitey "misunderstanding".

Decades later the clowder has splintered, the Alpha Male of the pack, the notorious Drone, can stand with pride in the Hall of Fame after a glorious solo career and somehow managing to keep his chiseled looks and the rugged, lusty vociferation that brought adoration, adulation and eternal elevation to his command.

A 'pitiful, talentless, wannabe-amateur, parasite upon music and my money' is how he described ex-bandmate Mexxy in a searing recent interview. Lacking the raw power or seductive aesthetic of Drone, MDPerV and EmJuan, Mexxy quickly hit rock bottom - serving two years in a cell smaller than the bathroom at the band's studio for various misdemeanours including common assault, indecent exposure and possession of controlled narcotics. Numerous psychiatric inpatient stays and rehabs later, the shell of the formerly known as Mex lives alone in a Texas trailer and releases a monthly newsletter on crochet knitting.

Author: Guetter Jeurnour for The Daily Scrape
 
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