Sprout
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Tie a bandana round your head, rob some shit and get scurvy for extra points.
It counts towards your final marks.
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Tie a bandana round your head, rob some shit and get scurvy for extra points.
It counts towards your final marks.
consumer
Bluelighter
Good morning / good evening. Just popping my head in while i wait for these bloody pills to kick in again.
Made it through the night without encountering the caped FUBAR. I did however eat a lot of pizzas and ride a buffalo through the town centre playing the bagpipes. Not sure whats going on there, i have a strange mind i guess.
Made it through the night without encountering the caped FUBAR. I did however eat a lot of pizzas and ride a buffalo through the town centre playing the bagpipes. Not sure whats going on there, i have a strange mind i guess.
SquidInSunglasses
Bluelighter
I'll never get scurvy, marmalade is too delicious! We'll see about the other two over the course of the evening though.
F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
Cunt Puncher - AKA 'The wife'. She's always twatting me....
Sprout
Bluelight Crew
Gratz Daddy Urb! 
I avoid scurvy by being particularly fruity.
Insert banana jokes at your leisure...
I avoid scurvy by being particularly fruity.
Insert banana jokes at your leisure...
Congratulations to you and mum, absolutely wonderful, I hope all went well. Xxx
consumer
Bluelighter
Congratulations brother. Enjoy the journey you are embarking on.
Eveleivibe
Ex-Bluelighter
Awwhhh CONGRATUALATIONS. That's ace news
. Enjoy n embrace these times ahead, urbain, n n Mrs have so much to look forward to with baby n the years n all thr "firsts". It's going to be an ace journey for ye both. So very happy for you both. How's your Mrs doing? Some advice (just encase) I wouldn't mention her name on here I knpw she's a baby but you never know who'd around. You're smart n probably wouldn't just pointing that cause I'm protective with kids.
Evey
Eveleivibe
Ex-Bluelighter
Oh you're there you musta been lurkiez was going to E-mail you. On iPhone n it's not like lappy so didnt see your post until I posted.
Hope you're both doing ok x
Evey
ScotchMist
Bluelight Crew
I've not skipped back to catch up with the nonsensical ramblings of all you crabcatcuntcanoes and I read this post first. So lacking context, I found myself nodding and inaudibly, confirming each action
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"Yup"
"aye, ok. I can do that"
"I guess"
"Ah, definitely will for extra points"
Congrats to you and yours Urbain
consumer
Bluelighter
With good reason i am sure. I bet right now your watching midget bukkake porn like " A small sticky situation 2"
Eveleivibe
Ex-Bluelighter
Urby you're going to have some ace times with all the firsts.
First steps
First words,
First time she rolls over
First Hallowen
First Christmas
She'll change so much week by week during the first years its an exciting time. I remember once when lilvibe woke up at 1 pm for her feed. I remember sitting there with her, feeling all this rush of love for her, thinking "all is silent, all is still. There is not a soul in this world at this moment in time n I love you."
You get to dress her in all these ace dresses I swear babies, especially girls, have better clothes than us. I miss those times on thinking. I used to love getting new dresses on my lil one. But as they get older they slow down, sorta. Lilvibe is in size 8-9 clothing n has ABSOLUTELY loads of clothes because my sis in law has given a loada her daughter's that she has hardly wore n are practically new.
She came to me today "mam can I wear some lipstick?" I said "no you can't". She's absolutely stunning n I'm not being biased she's really beautiful (she definitely DIDN'T get it from me) but even if she weren't I hate how children are made to grow up tp fast n how society lets us think we need this stuff on our faces to be beautiful (n if any man looks at my child n tries anything I will kill them I'm loyal n protective over my friends imagine how protective of my little um I am). It's a natural instinct to want ri protect you will have that, Urby. I had that the nine months I carried her n even when we were in hospital n nearly died due to high blood pressure brought on stress.
If you struggle with owt tell the midwife. They usually visit several times over the first fortnight then you're transferred to the health visitor where she gives you a red book recording all injections n milestones n you stay with the HV until she's 5 where they're then under school nurse. Hang on don't you live in Scotland? It may be different to there, not sure but yea there was some lovely times when shr was a baby / toddler n sooooooo many milestones they're very exciting. When lilvibe first said mam was magical cause took ages for her to saying she kept saying dadadadada for ages n after the first few words mew words are coming out of them like anything.
All the crap I went through not to lose her was worth it n you go through crap for your kids but then something good will happen n ut will cancel out the bad.
It's amazing n exciting to see this little person that you created, growing n changing every minute.
Embrace it. Document it. Video it for it goes fast, way too fast.....
Evey
First steps
First words,
First time she rolls over
First Hallowen
First Christmas
She'll change so much week by week during the first years its an exciting time. I remember once when lilvibe woke up at 1 pm for her feed. I remember sitting there with her, feeling all this rush of love for her, thinking "all is silent, all is still. There is not a soul in this world at this moment in time n I love you."
You get to dress her in all these ace dresses I swear babies, especially girls, have better clothes than us. I miss those times on thinking. I used to love getting new dresses on my lil one. But as they get older they slow down, sorta. Lilvibe is in size 8-9 clothing n has ABSOLUTELY loads of clothes because my sis in law has given a loada her daughter's that she has hardly wore n are practically new.
She came to me today "mam can I wear some lipstick?" I said "no you can't". She's absolutely stunning n I'm not being biased she's really beautiful (she definitely DIDN'T get it from me) but even if she weren't I hate how children are made to grow up tp fast n how society lets us think we need this stuff on our faces to be beautiful (n if any man looks at my child n tries anything I will kill them I'm loyal n protective over my friends imagine how protective of my little um I am). It's a natural instinct to want ri protect you will have that, Urby. I had that the nine months I carried her n even when we were in hospital n nearly died due to high blood pressure brought on stress.
If you struggle with owt tell the midwife. They usually visit several times over the first fortnight then you're transferred to the health visitor where she gives you a red book recording all injections n milestones n you stay with the HV until she's 5 where they're then under school nurse. Hang on don't you live in Scotland? It may be different to there, not sure but yea there was some lovely times when shr was a baby / toddler n sooooooo many milestones they're very exciting. When lilvibe first said mam was magical cause took ages for her to saying she kept saying dadadadada for ages n after the first few words mew words are coming out of them like anything.
All the crap I went through not to lose her was worth it n you go through crap for your kids but then something good will happen n ut will cancel out the bad.
It's amazing n exciting to see this little person that you created, growing n changing every minute.
Embrace it. Document it. Video it for it goes fast, way too fast.....
Evey
strungout2010
Bluelighter
Congratulations urbain, having my daughter is the most wonderful thing your going to have so much fun , all the best to the 3 of you.
your going to have so much fun , all the best to the 3 of you.
SquidInSunglasses
Bluelighter
Procreation congratulations to Urbain!
Eveleivibe
Ex-Bluelighter
I don't like too many people either makes me anxious. You ok? Youdon't say much about yourself n I only seem to see you on here. Why not come onto the Gibberings thread n join the rest of us. Givz is our main social thread. If you struggle with sociak situations you may benefit from it. Obviously it's up to you just saying we've some good threads here n would be ace for you to join us
Evey