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Gibberings episode 0x000000c7(?) -- Party like it's 199!

well fuck you too! I'll have you know I'm a size 5. Okay that's converse size I'm also a size 9 in BK. I've got cute feet fuck off :( :p <3
 
felix said:
Also. I have an ethical dilemma.

A certain large well-known electrical shop finally gave us a replacement oven last week. Long fucking story that finally concluded after 18 months and fuck knows how many phone calls at my expense.

I've received two texts this week saying that they're gonna deliver ANOTHER oven tomorrow. :D

Do I...

1. Phone them yet again, at my expense, to cancel it?
2. Just let events take their course, and when it arrives, sign for it as Mickey Mouse, keep it for a week or two, and flog it on Gumtree?

Tell me what to do, people.
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Take delivery and donate the second oven to charity. Win, win. You feel good about yourself and the electrical company look like cunts if they ever try and get it returned
 
You're so mean!

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Say something horrible I dare you, my daughter painted my toe nails in this pic! I'll cut you!
 
Dude, no matter my curiosity I'm not going to open some one elses mail! Though I will probably throw some shade at said neighbour wondering forever what was in said parcel!
 
Sadie said:
Dude, no matter my curiosity I'm not going to open some one elses mail! Though I will probably throw some shade at said neighbour wondering forever what was in said parcel!
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You have so much more patience then me. I would have bashed down his door, and demanding answers, weeks ago.
 
Okay, hold yer horses there pretty girl. Only found out it was at mine last night after my shift. He's never in just like me. Already put a letter through his mail slot, Anything more would appear to be desperate and I've already got a man . Don't want to be giving off the wrong impression. Meh, it could be an inflatable 12 inch dildo. one could only hope.
 
It's quite clearly an RSPB membership pack. Possibly with a free dildo in the shape of a puffin.

So... nobody wants me to cancel this free oven yet? :D
 
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Some fucker has accessed my hotel room hole my family and I were out and nicked my skins!

I double locked the door going out, and noticed it single locked on our return and commented on it, but nothing was out of place.

Just now I went to roll a spliff and my papers are gone. Fucking weird. No money, electronics, weed or anything else missing, but my rolling papers are gone. . .
 
Gumtree the extra oven.

Start taking "Hostage" photos of the parcel.

I really don't like Housemates girlfriend.

WAIT YOU JUST CALLED ME PRETTY WAH? ARE YOU THE PERSON WHO KEEPS WALKING PAST MY WINDOW?!!
 
herbavore said:
@Felix--I just got a Honda CR-V and I'm liking it. It's old but I can't afford to be ageist. A few rattles here and there. Icky colour. 150k miles on it. It was the best bet out there that I could get with the insurance money from my old car that got wrecked (as it sat innocently parked for the night and minding its own sweet Subaru business) by the crazed, infamous (now he is!) naked guy in the wee hours of the morning.
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Hi herby, good to see you. :)

Which series CR-V did you get, what colour, and have you used the secret picnic table yet? %)

I've just loaded ours up for our camping trip, and can't believe how fecking huge it is. You don't even need to "plan" how you pack stuff in, you just throw it in and she swallows it up. I could probably have driven our old Clio into it. :D
 
jude101 said:
Some fucker has accessed my hotel room hole my family and I were out and nicked my skins!

I double locked the door going out, and noticed it single locked on our return and commented on it, but nothing was out of place.

Just now I went to roll a spliff and my papers are gone. Fucking weird. No money, electronics, weed or anything else missing, but my rolling papers are gone. . .
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You poor bastard! That's what you get - you thought you were doing something nice when you gave that guy your skins late that night. All you did was make yourself a target :p

Heh, a guy came in the shop today to buy a sympathy card and, when he was paying for it, he said, ''Don't feel too bad for me, at least I don't have to buy the bitch any more birthday cards'' :D What a legend.
 
Evening all. So, hilariously, I got a phone call today from the studio I interviewed at on Tuesday in some fucking post-festival space cadet style state. They've offered me a more senior role than my current one on a similar amount of money (once you factor out my London allowance anyway). Good project too, quite a high profile game. Blatantly going to take it, but told them I'll let them know on Monday. Partly because this has all happened pretty quickly so the weekend to make sure in my head would be good I think. Told my bosses to expect the white envelope on Monday anyway just in case they want to offer me loadsa money or something which I suspect they don't, I've been a liability with my health and since I've been back my heart hasn't been in it really.

Feeling quite excited though, change is as good as a rest and all that, and hopefully the high profile nature of the game will get me inspired to put out some quality artwork again. Fun times ahead!
 
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