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Gibberings CLXXXIX - Squirrel Nut Zippers, the Albert Hall and going cookerless

warriorOnTheEdge said:
Asking for brown at the Red and Whites biggest public show, FFS Fubar you know how smack is thought of in those circles.8(=D
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Yeh, I did realise my faux pas almost immediately... Especially after being threatened with being run off the site :) but I'd been speeding for days and his stuff was shit :D

To be fair though, he was pretty cool, just 'firm'...

That reminds me, at henge in 84 the guys I were with were selling smack and one of their customers was a member. He decided to raid my mate's tent one night and robbed all their money (the gear was in my tent). So in retribution my mates did him over and ended up having to get off site VERY quickly.....
 
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F.U.B.A.R. said:
Yeh, I did realise my faux pas almost immediately... Especially after being threatened with being run off the site :) but I'd been speeding for days and his stuff was shit :D

To be fair though, he was pretty cool, just 'firm'...

That reminds me, at henge in 84 the guys I were with were selling smack and one of their customers was a member. He decided to raid my mate's tent one night and robbed all their money (the gear was in my tent). So in retribution my mates did him over and ended up having to get off site VERY quickly.....
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Your car wasn't burned out and parked at the entrance then:p;)
 
Nah, but I do remember seeing several of them... (I wasn't stupid, I hitched down there). Oh god, its all coming back to me now.. Trying to hitch back after the fessie me and the guy I was with got pulled by the DS. When they asked if we had any drugs, my mate (trying to be clever) said 'only an Oz of smack'... Cue a two hour strip search by the side of the road..

(So as for the 'debate' over whether there was smack being sold at Stonehenge, I can assure you that there was... )
 
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warriorOnTheEdge said:
Oh I dunno%) I've had loads of fun hooning on a street triple and my sled is not exactly standard;), not that I could filter through traffic like that on it.

My weapon of choice till rally season starts is this

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That's a cracking beast of a toy. :D That'll go places my old girl will struggle with, she's too heavy and sensible. (Still talking about my motorbike. ;)) Nice one.
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
Nah, but I do remember seeing several of them... (I wasn't stupid, I hitched down there). Oh god, its all coming back to me now.. Trying to hitch back after the fessie me and the guy I was with got pulled by the DS. When they asked if we had any drugs, my mate (trying to be clever) said 'only an Oz of smack'... Cue a two hour strip search by the side of the road..

(So as for the 'debate' over whether there was smack being sold at Stonehenge, I can assure you that there was... )
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Oh it was never in any doubt, look what happened to the brew crew.
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
Nah, but I do remember seeing several of them... (I wasn't stupid, I hitched down there). Oh god, its all coming back to me now.. Trying to hitch back after the fessie me and the guy I was with got pulled by the DS. When they asked if we had any drugs, my mate (trying to be clever) said 'only an Oz of smack'... Cue a two hour strip search by the side of the road..

(So as for the 'debate' over whether there was smack being sold at Stonehenge, I can assure you that there was... )
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Im sure you know that if there's one thing the police don't like, it's people trying to be clever with their answers. Also I realised a long time ago that the general tone of my thoughts shows as clear as day on my face, so its pretty obvious what im thinking most of the time, I just cannot hide it, I'd be no good at Poker, and i found out the hard way (3 points on my licence) at 17 years old that they aren't very keen on disrespect either, even if it's just in a facial expression.:\ This copper that had pulled me over was quite deliberately being a total cunt, and i just couldn't stop myself from thinking that, i might as well have just outright called him a cunt, as the second that thought crossed my mind and face i was booked.

The next time i was pulled over somehow i managed to stop myself thinking any such thoughts and not displaying any 'attitude' at all. Not sure how i managed to not think those thoughts on the second occasion, the guy was definitely trying his utmost to provoke a display of 'attitude' from me. He didn't get any, and for my effort he let me go with no points, and even gave me directions to my destination.8o
 
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Yeh, you just tell em what they want to hear (without incriminating yourself), show a modicum of respect and they normally let you go. I was stopped a few years ago by a patrol car that had seen a notorious junky get out of my car.. The dealer I was driving for legged it with the gear leaving me with the cash. The cops found several hundred pounds in 5s & 10s, a roll of foil and a crack pipe in my door pocket. They let me go purely because I had no previous convictions and was cooperative with them. Got to keep the dosh as well.. :)
 
I'm always very deferential and grateful to them. Once found myself driving on a closed motorway home smoking a splif after a gig. The officer was very nice 8)=D Didn't seem to mind the fragrance or cleavage :sus:
 
Do you mind boys my husband posts on this board 8)

But yeh works a treat with fluttering eyelids.... :D
 
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