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How often do you get your hair cut?

I really hate being sat in the chair with the gown on with my head being touched so I put it off for as long as possible (months) but I'm always pleased once I get it done and vow to go back sooner next time.
 
cosmiccars said:
I really hate being sat in the chair with the gown on with my head being touched so I put it off for as long as possible (months) but I'm always pleased once I get it done and vow to go back sooner next time.
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I'm exactly the same as this... Im not sure why most of them bother asking you how you'd like it because they seem to just ignore you and just do it how they like..

I just get my mate to do it now, sometimes I'll go 4 months.

I once had a haircut that bad i laughed constantly for the last 5 minutes whilst he finished off butchering my hair. He'd look at me in the mirror with a look on his face saying "what the fuck are you laughing at", which would just make me laugh even harder...

I stopped laughing when i left the barbers, it wasnt funny anymore... well, not to me, everyone else thought it was hilarious now..
 
I hate the whole chair experience too, and the way that 'tidying up' can become a fucking crew cut in the wrong hands.

I refuse to do the hairdresser thing, as if I wanted to pay for somebody to try to shove her tits through my head while giggling and making inane conversation in the hope of a hefty tip, I could have that done in the knocking shop up the road and still have change to go for a short back and sides. I've also suffered the results - super high-maintenance hairstyles (an hour just to get it looking acceptable) which look good on Japanese RPG characters but like utter shite on yer man in the street.

In the past, I've left it pretty long and Brylcreemed it back, letting either a girlfriend or a female friend trim it when necessary, or carefully applying the clippers to myself. Periodically, I would shave the whole thing off, and keep that look for a while.

Recently I've been using a decent barber's shop who will actually listen to what you say and also make suggestions. So I usually have some pretty badass pompadour look going on. Are you happy now, ponch? :D
 
Definitely barber over hairdresser. Got my hair cut in Toni and Guy once years ago and the cunt cut my ear.

Love the laughing story :)

And yeah brylcreem ftw. Sammy do you find it 'goes off' after a while? Weird smell and a bit liquid? Maybe its cos I can only find the huge tubs and apply slightly more conservatively than a chap in the 1930s would have meaning it lasts for ages
 
Brylcreem definitely 'goes off', aye. The process seems to accelerate in the summer months too.

I've relied more on wax recently; no brand loyalty, just try whatever's cheap and use it if it isn't awful. My most recent ex-girlfriend used to get up in the night and hide my Brylcreem because it made me look like a 'greasy, seedy pervert'. Which was the thing she was attracted to in the first place, but hey...

Do you remember that time in the mid-2000s when the streets were full of guys with those stylised mohawks, wearing business suits? Toni & Fucking Guy, so much to answer for. =D
 
I cut my hair every couple of months.

Some people pay a lot of money to have hair that looks like they cut it themselves, stoned off their pickle.
Not me.
 
Aprox every 2 months.

cosmiccars said:
I really hate being sat in the chair with the gown on with my head being touched so I put it off for as long as possible (months) but I'm always pleased once I get it done and vow to go back sooner next time.
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I quite like it, the lovely hair dresser tickles my head, almost puts me to sleep sometimes. nodded off in the chair before

If it isnt her cutting my hair at that place i'm not quite so keen. and i cant always be fucked to make small talk either. especially if im hungover. other times i'll chat for ages
 
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Have jet black longish hair recently got a raw blade a
all over combined with the cross scar on my cheek and unitentional scowl i look quiet angry and intimidating. Good men are calling me sir a lot more some people avoid looking me in the face after a quick glance. It will grow back i look more respectable with long hair
 
I wish I could rock the jesus look. I had long hair a while back, and I thought it looked cool but I actually looked like a cross between Roy Cropper and ten paedos.
 
Until last time I had it done I hadn't had my hair cut for about 2 years. No matter what you do to my fucking hair it ends up looking basically the same anyway and as it was in good condition and I was trying to grow it, I didn't see any reason to waste my time or my money having someone twat around with it.

When I was a fake blonde and had a lot more money I had it recoloured and cut about every 6 weeks. Guess most 14 year olds are vain and have very little else to spend money on though so eh. It did look nice, wrecked the condition of it though and was about £50 a time so only kept it up for less than a year.

ScotchMist said:
Im not sure why most of them bother asking you how you'd like it because they seem to just ignore you and just do it how they like.
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This is another major reason I scarely bother. Always cut too fucking much off and make it look worse than before sometimes.
 
Every 2 - 3 days, I shave my head using a trimmer so I have nothing left but a load of manly stubble.
 
Very rarely. I get it cut short once or twice a year and then grow it to about shoulder length before it starts annoying me. Last had it done back in July to a grade 5, slightly longer on top, and it's grown to a style I'd actually like to keep now so should probably go get it tidied up but I fucking hate the hairdressers.
 
swampdragon said:
=D Yeah, sadly a lot of guys do.
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I've made a few dubious fashion choices in my time. I used to wear a beret and a trench coat, and I thought it made me look like Che Guevara. It actually made me look exactly like Frank Spencer.

My hair is still pretty weird but at least I don't look like I'm after your kids any more. Here I am as doodled by a stranger on Twitter.
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Depends. Average every 3 months.

Shave once a month.

My barber just does what he wants in silence and I pay him and give a 100% tip in thanks.


Still only costs $2 mind.
 
i actually wonder how id look with long hair... its strange that my hair seems to grow straight out, perpendicular to my head, and would seem to able to go own forever, like the rays of some hair star.
more like a porcupine than jesus look. probably would have gone bad with them romans anyway but its hard pleasing them
 
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