Gibberings CLXXIV - Cock Piss Partridge

[Chatative]

Just as well using use this:

 

[THECATINTHEHAT]

Lol how do I make it happen to my mates, need to attach that to a few accounts

 

[ponch]

So a lot of my Facebook buddies have started to receive this message.. and are understandably a bit spooked. Any of you guys seen this? (I don't really want to stir up all the anti-Facebook rhetoric though.. so be nice. )

Yeah.... 'buddies'

 

[parttime crackhead]

I've been trying for the past 10 minutes to report my friends to facebook for substance abuse and I can't figure out how to do it.

Lol how do I make it happen to my mates, need to attach that to a few accounts

Haha, I see you've had the same idea as me.

 

[Shambles]

Dunno what it's about (obviously) but could it be related to the targeted advertising? Fella I know uses FB a fair bit and is always being bombarded with ads for online pharmacies selling knock of drugs so FB software can obviously pick out people who may occasionally mention drugs. This fella only smokes a bit of weed now and then and I know he has looked at FB cannabis groups or whatever they are. Although I suppose that would make the bit about being from a concerned "friend" a bit of a fib... but that's nothing new really.

 

[swampdragon]

But it can't be as simple as the targeted ads as I haven't seen anything like that and I'm in all sorts of dodgy groups.. though I wouldn't be at all surprised if the partner agencies were just after the referrals.

I've been trying for the past 10 minutes to report my friends to facebook for substance abuse and I can't figure out how to do it.

Tehehe, yeah, that did cross my mind briefly.

 

[Eveleivibe]

So a lot of my Facebook buddies have started to receive this message.. and are understandably a bit spooked. Any of you guys seen this? (I don't really want to stir up all the anti-Facebook rhetoric though.. so be nice. )

Typical Facebook garbage, yawn.
Right time to chuck the cat out. Im trying to sleep n she 's decided playtime. NO! Out, Out, Out, Out!!!

Evey xxxx

 

[ponch]

Try watching this when you are tripping your tits off

 

[Shambles]

^ Ha! I remember seeing that at the time - is brilliant even without tripping

But it can't be as simple as the targeted ads as I haven't seen anything like that and I'm in all sorts of dodgy groups.. though I wouldn't be at all surprised if the partner agencies were just after the referrals.

The former did occur to me after I'd typed most of that post, the latter didn't but would obviously make sense. Somebody somewhere is making money from it for sure. Dunno how it works on FB but would these supposed "friends" be people you have officially designated as being friends or could it also be people one step removed? Seems odd that if it is actually from a friend they'd send some FB popup thingy rather than saying anything directly. Although I guess the fact they can hide behind an anonymous corporate message may make some people feel more comfortable saying something like that they maybe wouldn't say directly. Seems kinda... off in some way to me. Not so sure I'd be best pleased that a supposed friend just flagged me up as being a drug user in such an obviously "official" manner cos those kinda labels tend to hang around and come back to haunt for a long time

 

[ColtDan]

That slinky thing is proper freaky haha

Not aware of the facebook popups.... yet. seems a bit weird though

ponch i'll PM you back tomorrow,

Lol how do I make it happen to my mates, need to attach that to a few accounts

Same lol

 

[Urbain]

To those who want to send their mates that Facebook substance abuse thing, just report a friends post, and class it as "drugs", etc..

Bwhahaha

 

[Shambles]

And see their happy, smiling faces as they become unemployable overnight.

 

[Eveleivibe]

^ Ha! I remember seeing that at the time - is brilliant even without tripping



The former did occur to me after I'd typed most of that post, the latter didn't but would obviously make sense. Somebody somewhere is making money from it for sure. Dunno how it works on FB but would these supposed "friends" be people you have officially designated as being friends or could it also be people one step removed? Seems odd that if it is actually from a friend they'd send some FB popup thingy rather than saying anything directly. Although I guess the fact they can hide behind an anonymous corporate message may make some people feel more comfortable saying something like that they maybe wouldn't say directly. Seems kinda... off in some way to me. Not so sure I'd be best pleased that a supposed friend just flagged me up as being a drug user in such an obviously "official" manner cos those kinda labels tend to hang around and come back to haunt for a long time

Nor me. I'd be extremely offended. My family are on there!!!! No disrespect but I won't even mention BL on there.

Evey

 

[Inflorescence]

All I can find out so far is this regarding those pop ups;

non facebook link regarding this pop up

The imgur link must be generated it's code is http://i.imgur.com/lzJTXDY.jpg

 

[Shambles]

Interesting link. Interesting wording on the "Note that we provide these resources whenever this type of content is reported to us." side too. Marked for life and sold out to some private company. Nice.

 

[Inflorescence]

I have a theory Swampy about your friends getting those pop ups. It is just a theory though...are they all signed up or following/friends with some kind of EDM related page?

It may make sense if they are sending out a blanket pop up to anyone subscribed to something in EDM scene due to this.
Article deaths EDM scene Baltimore article etc

 

[Eveleivibe]

Ugh I can't be doing with no viruses that make lots of pop up windows. People used to send them on yahoo. It's why I am EXTREMELY cautious when opening up links.

Evey

 

[Raasyvibe]

Not being an opiate addict, this is very easy for me to say... but I wouldn't mess around with lowering doses and all that shite. If you want to quit it; face the music and quit it completely.

Awh I know you mean well, but you remind me of my Mam LOL... She always compares opiates addiction to fags... Either that or it's the guilt treatment "Just look at a photo of you child and surely codeine will no longer matter!" If it's that simple, everyone would give up their addictions.

Evey

Hang on, I haven't been on 12mg for more than a year. I was on 8mg for five months. I couldn't handle it, I was craving codeine major to the point I was drinking heavily like average a bottle of either gin/vodka/JD or 2-3 bottles of wine. I'd got myself banned from like 6 forums, was taking lots of citalopram and then being left without having strange electric feelings from my head n all sorts. Not even my family know all this part they think I was fine, I was visiting my key worker sobbing most appointments,

Evey

A year! The tapering clearly isn't working. Time for a drastic change...


OK, eve, this is how you quit opiate addiction.

First off, you need to learn how to cook. Check out this sandwhich I made today:

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Fresh Brown bread, hazelnut tofu, sweetcorn, stuffed olives, flaxseed oil and salad.



or maybe a roast meal

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The slow cooking really brings the flavour out of those veggies and preserves the nutrition value.



either which is not hard to put together, and will fill you with a full spectrum of macro and micro nutrients.


Now, you got to make USE of that nutrition... I recommend a long walk, with jogging... Stress leads to depression, but exercise removes stress and releases endorphins (naturally) so this is vital for mental health...

Gym is good; outdoors much superior... fills lungs with more oxygen, leading to higher work capacity and better results....


check out my last walk/run location...

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There's lot's of beautiful spots in the country, find 'em! This should lead to positive thoughts...


think about what you want to do with your life, what you can achieve if you put your mind too....



and now opiate addiction!? wtf? by now you've already forgotten what that is... Because you're leading a productive life now, the old one is surpassed; forgotten.


There ya go.







Now, if this worked, can you credit my bitcoin address with roughly a tenner. Could really do with another 0.2g of smack...


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[Shambles]

If only the world had learnt of this miracle cure sooner there'd be not an addict left amongst us.

Hard to manage when spewing bile from both ends every five minutes but once all that nastiness has passed that kinda stuff all definitely helps.

 

[Raasyvibe]

If only the world had learnt of this miracle cure sooner there'd be not an addict left amongst us.

Hard to manage when spewing bile from both ends every five minutes but once all that nastiness has passed that kinda stuff all definitely helps.

Don't be shy to donate also! I'm bustin' for more gear...