NASADD Social: Memphis was Fucked by a Tranny Midget

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I don't like it. I mean I like the music, but I just can't stand the same station playing those bands and then switching it over to Electric Light Orchestra or Bruce Springsteen. It just seems so out of place.



Tbere was just someone named Clairence in there, or some name like that. Was that you?

no if im in TC my nick name will me "m" "thememphis" or simply "memphis" or "mtown"
 
JB, change the title please....to anything i dont care. change it to "NDASDASDASDA Social: naked female midgent boxing insdie." or some off the wall shit like that
 
Earlier today I spent about a hundred dollars on an e-cig and different juices that taste like Skittles. I was blacked out on benzos. Now that I am sober, I don't really regret the purchase. It's pretty cool and will stop me from using snuss. It tastes just like Skittles too. At least the e-cig has a lifetime warranty, where if anything screws up on it, then they will replace it at the store. It's nice to have a smoke shop like that in bumbfuck nowhere.
 
Memphis, you sounded like you were under the influence when you called me yesterday. How dare you consume illegal narcotics.

Hope you like the title. Sorry about the fact that it is not humorous. We need a funny Canadian regular.
 
Mephis is a lucky man according to the tile. I am not gonna lie I'm a little turned on too.
 
^It kinda smells. Especially up by the chemical plants and the oil refineries. Not as bad as the landfill on Staten Island used to, but not exactly mountain fresh.

All it is is highways and suburbia. And south jersey, but even people from new jersey make fun of south jersey...

NJ doesn't even have a respectable city because it's all just NYC suburbs in the north and Philly suburbs farther south.

(sorry for the abuse, my girlfriend is from jersey so I have to put my repressed anger somewhere. and out here in ca there's not many jerseyites to be a nuisance anyway.)
 
Hey thanks man. It's good to see you and everyone else here. I had been doing lots of outdoor activities (mountaineering), but that only lasted for so long before I found a myself enjoying the luxuries (and destruction) that only drugs can bring. I'm trying to get back into the physical health life thing, but at the same time I'm also just trying to keep my head clean. I'm currently not growing marijuana, however it's so plentiful here in CO that it hasn't hurt me too much.

How have you been?

Shit man, I didn't even see that you posted before. It has been a real long time, good to see you around again!
Once again I almost had no choice but to move out to Colorado over the summer, if that happenned I was gonna hit you up.
Glad you seem to be doing well.

Have you been enjoying the legal weed out there? So is it basically the same as the medical stuff just now available to the public, or are there limitations of certain strains and such?
 
What's your beef with jersey?
everybody that dont like jersey is only mad because they cant afford it.

Most things...

Everyone that ain't from jersey don't like it.




Lol and I'm not just saying fuck jersey because I have been through the turnpike and don't like the smell... I have been all over jersey, seen all parts from getting drugs in ghetto ass cities to chilling out in the pine barrens to some nicer suburbs. Even that town that's all orthodox jews lol

It has it's redeemable qualities but as a whole it's basically just the armpit wedged between NY and Philly. The stereotypes of people from Jersey are around for a reason- not all people, but many of them are obnoxious mofos. Many parts of the state do have a strong odor. Beingv such an expensive place to be is also not a redeemable quality. And not to mention that if the cast of Jersey Shore lived in any other state the residents would have already beaten them to death with whatever they could find laying around.


However, I do enjoy your really cheap gasoline. Gotta have some redeemable quality about the state. Whenever I go through there I make sure to fill my gas tank (well, have someone else do it for me) and get my money's worth.


Don't be hatin on the Dirty Jerz. So what it smells like a fishes asshole and the people are ruder than a methed out hooker being double penetrated.

Lol. Zactly.
 
However, I do enjoy your really cheap gasoline. Gotta have some redeemable quality about the state. Whenever I go through there I make sure to fill my gas tank (well, have someone else do it for me) and get my money's worth.

I'm always surprised more southern states didn't pick up on that to put some good ole boys to work.

As for me I'm fucking floating, I just confirmed I'll be starting a real job on Monday. I'm pretty sure it's my dream job--I had to find it to know.
And I was gifted a 5g tube of cannabis oil ("RSO" made with ethanol), so I'm about to eat some homemade chili and then eat a FAT glob...
 
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