Dirty Jersey Part II "JERSEY WE GO HARD, WE GO HARD"

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Fossil_Diver said:
Howell Township but relocated to FL here! Sucks the boardwalk burned down, as if the hurricane wasn't fucking bad enough. Where are the BENNYS going to go now? It really sucks what happened. I have great memories of tripping, fucking and all kinds of on and under the boardwalk. There was always good cheap acid there too. I guess all good things come to an end.
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Hopefully back to new york where they came from. & Yeah, it sucks. They just spent millions repairing the boardwalk and now this happens. I can't help myself but laugh. I know, it's fucked up, but the only people who visit that place anymore are douchebag guido's. Good riddance, fuckers.
 
^ I call them "Joeys" and there is no shortage of them on LI. It's finally dying down, but now it's these hipsters taking their place.

I remember when Jersey Shore started, I was surprised because Joeys/Guidos had been around for a few years already here, and I thought they were phasing out finally, then this stupid show made it seem like a new thing and they all started popping up again.

And Chris Christie for president. He better stay on his diet though or he will have a heat attack. I thought he was doing good with the weight loss then I saw him on the news the other day and he was wearing the khaki pants where his gut was below his belt like hanging above his knees. Maybe that was just the leftover flab from the weight loss, but dudes gotta stay healthy.
 
Yep, jersey shore used to be very different. A place where you could take your family vacation & not worry about shit. Then Jersey Shore pops up & it's infested with low life scumbags. I don't plan on going back there anytime soon.
As for chris christie, I really don't care about his health. He can do what he wants. I don't like the fat fuck anyways. He's just mad/sad he had to put all that money into the shore only to have it destroyed yet again.
It's almost as if the gods are telling us "DIE JERSEY SHORE YOU FUCKIN' SUCK!"
 
People from jersey actually enjoy jersey jokes most of the time. I can definetly laugh at my own state. Somewhere, I found this map of Jersey that was divided up really funny like. I'm going to try to find it it but it it had stuff like "McMansion land" and "Smelly industrial land" for labels.
 
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Where is Atlantic city at? I didn't see an Indian reservation or is it in the Jew area? And where was Tony Sopranos house in the Mc Mansion area?
 
Atlantic city aint on a god damn indian reservation.

And NJ is very diversified. That map rules. Very fucking accurate.

. I like atlantic city becuase you only have to gamble like 100 bucks then you get free hotel room deals forever lol. You can go down get a free hotel and some slot dollars, drink for free, then buy some dope and coke walking distance from the casinos, then when you get a prostitute you can decide if you want to go high class or trade a bag for a handjob.

Then when your outa money you cna sleep under lthe board walk and look in trashcans for full sandwiches people throw out.
 
^ I think he means how casinos are on indian land since it's illegal for it to be done anywhere else.
 
Tommyboy said:
^ I think he means how casinos are on indian land since it's illegal for it to be done anywhere else.
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Yeah it was sarcasm sometimes doesnt translate well over the net. I really was wondering where it was though i had to google it. I like maps like that they are funny.

Swain I always wanted to visit Atlantic City one day. Ill let you know when I'm coming we will have a blast.
 
Swain said:
Atlantic city aint on a god damn indian reservation.

And NJ is very diversified. That map rules. Very fucking accurate.

. I like atlantic city becuase you only have to gamble like 100 bucks then you get free hotel room deals forever lol. You can go down get a free hotel and some slot dollars, drink for free, then buy some dope and coke walking distance from the casinos, then when you get a prostitute you can decide if you want to go high class or trade a bag for a handjob.

Then when your outa money you cna sleep under lthe board walk and look in trashcans for full sandwiches people throw out.
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Sounds like my kinda time.
 
^Especially the full sandwiches in trashcans thing....but what kind of person buys a full sandwich and then just throws it away?
 
Just speaking from personal experience lol. Those garbages can be gourmet status.
 
That fuckin mapp is bawse af..

I just had my first child a gurl..

She was 6 lbs 11oz born on monday at 5:39am

Me nd da wife jus bought a aprtment in bellmawr, camden county

So everythin is aite.. They are both sleeping right now.. Imma bout to chew on a fent patch n wake up.

imma try to b on moar often

AYO LACEY K!! Message me ur facebook girl!!

Haha never mind my daughter jus shit herself In her sleep I gotta go :)
 
lilczey said:
That fuckin mapp is bawse af..

I just had my first child a gurl..

She was 6 lbs 11oz born on monday at 5:39am

Me nd da wife jus bought a aprtment in bellmawr, camden county

So everythin is aite.. They are both sleeping right now.. Imma bout to chew on a fent patch n wake up.

imma try to b on moar often

AYO LACEY K!! Message me ur facebook girl!!

Haha never mind my daughter jus shit herself In her sleep I gotta go :)
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Congrats on the new baby! So according to the map of New Jersy where you live is worse then Detroit. Have you ever been to Detroit to compare it? The only place worse then Detroit is Flint.
 
Laika said:
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LOL! That is the most accurate map of New Jersey that I've ever seen. Hilarious!

shimazu said:
good stuff czey be a good dad and shit
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Ha... Ha ha ha. yeaaaah....


So, jersey. How are ya'll liking this weather? I can't wait until 'Hoodie weather'

There are some movie producers in my town that are shooting a movie about the history of a famous steel mill.
I'm going to try and video-bomb them if I can. lol. How cool would that be to randomly see yourself in a movie?
One of my friends was in the original Matrix movie. Unintentionally. I thought that was pretty neat.
 
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Thanx ya all im a proud dad now shes beautiful.. and her birth was completely life changing, our move to bellmawr/camden county has proved to b positive for both me and the wife...

Shes currently sleeping after i fed n burped her n shit and simmazz said haha
 
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