Ouch, Cherry. Abscesses ftmfl
I only ever really had one wot need actual medical attention in all me years of junkydom (not meaning to rub it in even further :D
). Was fine. Metric
fucktonne of local anaesthetic injected liberally in, around and about the whole area (including several
into the big, sore, swollen, pussy,
angry-looking lump itself
) followed by a lomtick of hot scalpel action, then mucho, mucho,
mucho squeezing, swabbing a generally mopping up of the frikkin
foul gunk wot it expelled. Blimey thassa
lotta gunk you get in a decent-sized abscess
Fukkin reeks too
Nurse(s) wot dun it for me woz fit as fuck too which should probably have chastened me somewhat, but being a crack 'n' smacj-addled junky I gave nary a fuck and merrily chatted the shit up outta the nicest one (who also happened to be the one doing the actual deed whilst lesser nurses held things and hung around in packs watching as is nursey's wont) despite the fact she was draining a foetid, malodorous, greenish-white cottage cheesesque gunk from a rancid pustule on me arm caused by grubby injection practices (reusing weeks (fuck,
months ) old needles ain't big, ain't clever and definitely ain't HR-friendly). She was damnably friendly and chipper though. And fit as fuck.
In angry news, fukkin blue balled beyond belief
Again
My nadgers haven't half been working overtime of late. Do they know something I don't?!?
Angriness due to the fact I'm kinda sick of it cos seems to have become a depressingly regular thing,
and the fact that when it's all as swollen and painful as it is currently you can't even rub one out to relieve the pressure cos the jiggling hurts so bastard much you can't become (or certainly sustain) enough of a level of arousal to make that feasible. Fukkin OW!!!