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[Mailmonkey]

Asparagus piss, abhorrent or alluring?

In the absence of BHM, this forum needs a few new shit threads.

I ate some asparagus earlier. And have had some drugs.

I went for a piss earlier.

And it had that asparagus twang to it.

Which at first (as it does every season) repulsed me, but as the torrent continued, the smell became quite compelling.

What do you think about the smell of asparagus metabolites in your piss? What about smelling someone else's apsaragus metabolite laden piss?

Feel free to mention Sugar Puffs too.

BTW, I'm fuckin gorgeuos and the best and the cleverest and my missis is Dr Quim, Mad Woman (from Mongolia)

 

[Ceres]

hahah i saw the title of this thread and though SUGAR PUFFS but you beat me to it.

 

[curious_24]

I don't eat asparagus so I have little to add on the matter. I can however disclose that Rockstar energy drink gives one's piss a healthy green tint.

 

[Mailmonkey]

Only if you actually get the drink you've paid for.

 

[Ceres]

hahah on the topic of energy drinks I was most amused to see this for sale in the shops the other day

NSFW:

not sure if i want to be seen quaffing that.

 

[Mailmonkey]

Rather than posting any old drivel in Gibberings.

 

[gayorstraight]

Sarcastic or not, I agree!

 

[Mailmonkey]

Sarcastic or not, I agree!

You should have started a new thrread for that post. Infracted.

 

[knock]

i had asparagus piss last week, never had the good sense to create a thread about it!


it definitely grows on you; other people's - depends on the other person. not sure about ceres's or mm's.


chicken piss is similar but weaker.

 

[gayorstraight]

Sarcastic or not, I agree!

...

 

[curious_24]

Yes.

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[gayorstraight]

If you eat loads of beetroot you get pink piss! It's actually really cool

 

[Mailmonkey]

Great thread! Keep posting!

I too, agree.

IRIE! %)

 

[Mailmonkey]

See

Hasn't this place got livelier all of a sudden.

We just need to learn from the BlindHelperMonkey. Your great leader

 

[Mendo_K]

The one thing I learnt from watching Austin Powers is that eating asparagus makes your piss smell. He eats asparagus and his piss stinks.

In other piss related news, Sugar Puffs. Usually after a heavy weekend, get that sweet smell coming from my syrup like piss, often have to lean in closer to get the full aroma and make sure what im actually smelling is sugar puffs

 

[gayorstraight]

brb









my sri lankan girlfriend needs me

 

[knock]

haha

 

[Mailmonkey]

yeah my son fucking loves beetroot. We grow 200-300 every summer, and he eats most of them.

It still takes me by surprise and I think I have to rush him down to the GP evry time I see that red piss....

It doesn't affect me so much, but I'm 43 and 11 stone (and a bit) and he's 6 and 3 stone (and a bit), and he eats rakes of the cunts.

So I suppose the bbeetroot metabolites are more concentrated in his younger and smaller body and that.

 

[knock]

Forum

's gone to shit

 

[Mailmonkey]

yeah I thought the same about him too,but now I'm not so sure and stuff.