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The most disturbing thing you've seen

dopemaster said:
This dude on rotten had elphantitis of the balls. He was straight sitting on a testicle. Basically he had his own bean bag. Kinda reminds me off that south park episode where every guy in town put his nuts in the microwave to get cancer and have giant balls. But I digress dude was straight chillin sitting on his balls.
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Did he use a wheelbarrow to get around as well?
That's awesome.
 
Walking past the bedroom doors to see my missus's mate under the sun bed (she used to pop round to use it now and then) and seeing that amazing body and trying not to perv so bad....... well it was disturbing as I still think of it after 15 years and she is still a damn sexy fine lady.
The horrible disturbing thing was being in a flat when this 16 y/o guy was accused of messing with a 14 y/o (his girlfriend) and it turned out her father was a major player when it came to violence. The guy kicked the door open to his flat while 2 guys waited outside, he then asked for the guy by name and eyes flitted towards him, the guy then calmly walked over to the the chair he was sat in and rammed his fingers into his eyes (this carried on for 10 or 15 seconds but seemed alot longer).... everyone was stoned and didnt know what the fuck to do, the lad was screaming and bleeding from his eyes really bad. He then turned to me and tried to do the same but I just fought him off, his wife was stood at the door and told him to stop as I wasn't anything to do with it (I was just there because he was my neighbour and had some nice weed). So while this happened the kid was still freaking out and trying to get out of the window but the guy then casually walked out and his mates (and wife) walked off with him. Thankfully his brother was their and helped sort out a lift to the hospital I went to my dads to find out who he was and he said he was major trouble but thank heavens he didn't actually have a beef with me.

Regards
Scotty
 
Pagey said:
Did he use a wheelbarrow to get around as well?
That's awesome.
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An old milk crate will suffice in less extreme cases...

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And he likes 'em that way 8o

Man With 100-Pound Scrotum Rejects Free Surgery to Remain Famous?
 
It was a third world country and its not like I know the dude (wish I did).

As far as the pill, Ive been lied to about that one. It seems women will get the pill and lie about taking it. If I am particually suspicious I make the girl swallows my jizz or I use a condom and flush the condom down the toilet. I had this one gf get the pill scrip filled and just never take it giving me this I gotta take it on a sunday crap cuz its labeled by days, and after two months I knew she just was not gonna take them. I had another that would throw a pill out everyday to create the illusion of taking it.
 
^To be fair dopemaster, when you start taking the pill you do have to wait for a certain time in your menstrual cycle before you can take the first one, so the 'I gotta take it on sunday' thing might not have been crap. Don't immediately assume that just cuz it sounds complicated cuz, well, it is complicated ;)
Not quite sure why anyone would lie about taking the pill though...was that other chick secretly trying to get pregnant or something? Seems like a rather strange thing to do.

Shambles said:
An old milk crate will suffice in less extreme cases...

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And he likes 'em that way 8o

Man With 100-Pound Scrotum Rejects Free Surgery to Remain Famous?
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HAHA! Awesome. I'd never actually seen pics of real people with those...pretty f*cking impressive. And weird. I wonder if his wife/gf likes it as much as the women do in South Park?
 
There are loads of pictures of African tribesman with elaphantiasis of the scrotum. Quite a few where the bloke is literally sat on his sack. One where he's using it as a table :D

I can't imagine it's especially appealling to the laydeez. What do our laydeez think about it?

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Phwoooooar, etc.
 
I think I know what I'm going to spend my night on tonight... :D

Large bewbs can serve as little tables as well. My guinea pig likes to perch himself on mine. It's actually quite practical. Also slightly less awkward than having a scrotum the size of 5 football balls :D
 
This dude had the biggest balls of them all. He had no choice but to sit on em as I doubt he could walk. I wonder what his orgams where like.

I find big boobs are great pillows in a pinch. When I was a drunk I had this girl with huge titties and I used to pass out on the couch on her tits. She didnt seem to mind.
 
Holy shit that guy's beer gut is gigantic 8o
And yeah, that last one's pretty damn hot <3

Hahah I actually know I have pictures somewhere, I just went through all of mine and they don't appear to be on this computer sadly...I promise to find them as soon as I get back to Paris & my parents' computer, they're actually really funny =D
 
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I saw a video of a guy who had a section of his head whacked off with a sword. He was fighting and SWIPE! He had a dent/cross-section removed and he just kept stumbling around trying to fight. It was insane that he kept going.

Saw a man drawn and quartered with jeeps.

Videos of mobs stoning people to death.

Amputation/dismemberment really messes with my head. So some radical Islam videos of these types of punishments are rough. I also saw a video of a hostage having his fingers chopped off one by one.

Worst IRL was stumbling upon the scene of an accident where man was hit by a car. Wasn't too graphic, but I was on mushrooms and remember just starting to cry really hard.
 
BlindHelperMonkey said:
so ceres is pretending to be black instead of a programmer today. makes a nice change
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You would be suprised what Ceres can do Blindhelpermonkey.
I am not joking here that is 1 guy that you would not want to upset or a serious "cyber slap" could come your way, not only does he have a huge knowledge of computer stuff he is also a very handy chemist so maybe a letter dosed with 6,000,000,000 µg of LSD may turn up & as we all know via Hoffman skin contact can be a very bad idea.
 
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