“We hope that within a few years our democracy will be just as good as it is in the US. They have so many types of plastic cheese there, not to mention TV snacks. The Venezuelan economy is a disaster if we don't have that sort of choice,” said the government spokesperson.
^The British have also never invaded the island of Great Britain.
i'm now a full freemason, so ask me anything you are sure i'd lie about now that i'm drunk