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Gibberings : CXXIII : Get out of Bed you fuckers!

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Mornin' 2, all :)

Am also drinking strong coffee and have just smoked a cigarette. This no smoking bizniz still not quite working out then 8)

b&w: If coffee gets any more expensive we may as well start using it as currency 8(
 
Shambles said:
b&w: If coffee gets any more expensive we may as well start using it as currency 8(
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that's already been done. particularly in prisons in which tobacco has been banned, prisoners have used weird things such as instant coffee and mackerels as mediums of exchange.
 
^ Mackerel as currency?!? Where the hell do prisoners get mackerel? S'pose they'd keep their value well enough as long as none were professional fisherman and the prison built over mackerel fishing grounds anyway. Less obvious choice for the prisoner who likes to save up for stuff, mind.

Ben: Ha! Indeed. There's a similarly expensive coffee that's been semi-digested and puked up by a civet cat I do believe. Stephen Fry gave Prince Charles a pack for his b'day one year apparently. Dunno whether he went up or down in my estimation for that. Being chummy enough with royalty to need to even consider buying b'day prezzies = Bad Thing. Buying what essentially amounts to puke nuggest for said b'day prezzie: Redeems himself :D

EDIT: It's catshit coffee not catpuke coffee.
 
Bwahahahahahahahaha! =D

Fair tickled me did that, Ms Wicked :D

‘It was so demeaning finding out that I wasn’t paying any more for my groceries than a common chav’ moaned former Waitrose customer Emily Hamilton-Brown. ‘I’ve gone back to doing my weekly shop at Fortnum & Mason now, just to make sure I don’t accidentally purchase something that’s buy-one-get-one-free.’
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I like those little capsules of coffee things - usually my morning fix, then afternoon with either Brandy or Frangelico added. I thought the posting of the Mugz thing was supposed to be done and dusted but just reported some fucker for posting images of it.

Have a Good day everyone :)
 
They do look rather nice actually, Bear. My brother's really into his coffee. There's a nice coffeeshop in a town near here that sells fuckloads of different types and flavours of beans, blends and other coffee-based Goodies that I've quite fancied for ages now. If/when I spot a cafetiere (which I presume is all that's actually required for most "proper" coffee?) at the charity shop I might even invest in an outing to said bean emporium. Smells bloody lovely when you walk past.
 
My Father in law has the same machine Bear, the pots come in a cool box which he opens in my direction to let me select which coffee I want. I usually go for my favourite of the remaining colours available as opposed to strength, never had one I didn't like. Delicious stuff.

Cigarettes and coffee <3
 
There great and really quick which is a bonus - hate waiting for a kettle to boil :D My other half got sick of me harping on about the machine so treat me to one the other month - I think there a couple of hundred quid. Probably a small price to pay for some peace n quiet :) - beauty of it is though, as they bought it, there responsible for making sure we don't run out of cartridges :D

The cafetiere coffee is really nice and as you pointed out, makes the house smell great :)
 
I'm a Douwe Egberts man when it comes to cafetiere coffee. Started when my workplace had a Douwe Egberts machine installed moons ago for customers. Don't think I strayed more than 5 metres from the thing. Had it taken out the following year because they were losing money on it, can't imagine how/why ;) I've been hooked since.
 
I used to work at a KJS factory (they make almost all branded/generic instant coffee granules and powder sold in the UK) so long since stopped giving a toss about which brand was "best". It's all the same - literally - they just change the labels and jars. "Rich Roast" on one night, "Medium" on the next and so on - every brand and shop's own generic gets exactly the same stuff. They only stop the machine for a few minutes whilst they switch the packaging over - what gets put in the jars is all the same stuff though. The proper cheapo stuff is basically floor sweepings (although there's plenty of that in all brands cos one of my duties was to sweep it off the floor and chuck it back in the machine) and powder is even worse.

Don't think they made ground coffee there at the time so y'all posh coffee drinkers can retain hope that it's not quite such a scam as instant coffee is ;)
 
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