What are you muching on? v. You fat fuck

[Mental Kenny]

^What kind of degenerate would put ketchup on bacon? Yuck man, for me it has to be brown sauce or hot sauce(Encona, love the stuff)

 

[jancrow]

Did you have all of the above mashed up in a bowl, on a tray?

 

[Mailmonkey]

yeah, stuck a sprout on it, and a tin of pilchards as a dip.

 

[Mailmonkey]

Just come home for a break, fucking heavy post today, and every day till christmas eve now

had a bacon egg and ketchup sandwich, 3 crackers with Ardennes pate, 3 heavily buttered slices of malt loaf, and soe cheese and oni0on crisps, and 2 coffees.

Can barely move now to get back in me van.

having to have a spliff now to get moving. Gonna have to drive like a cunt to get me 1pm drug deliveries, sorry special deliveries done.

 

[YellowPolkaDotHalo]

^What kind of degenerate would put ketchup on bacon? Yuck man, for me it has to be brown sauce or hot sauce(Encona, love the stuff)

Oh contraire Mental Kenny tis you who is rather exotic in your cooking. HP sauce with chips maybe but bacon sarnie..?
Take no notice of MM I'm sure he wouldn't squash a Brussel Sprout on his sarnie with . pilchards for a dip.


I just had a Snicker icecream. Phwor!

 

[jancrow]

Hmm I have to say I'm brown sauce on bacon myself. Ketchup just looks wrong as well as tasting horrendous.

 

[Mailmonkey]

I am happy to take criticism on the ketchup front.

Chilli sauce would be a nono on a bacon sarnie though.

 

[jancrow]

I thought that too, can't really imagine the combo working well.

 

[Mailmonkey]

I thought that too, can't really imagine the combo working well.

It wouldn't work well. It wouldn't work at all. I certainly wouldn't be able to serve it to Chef Michel.

 

[jancrow]

How about Chef Dan? He might go for it if you coated it in Sugar Puffs then wrapped it in spinach. Slap between two jaffa cakes, 30 seconds in the microwave, serve on a bed of 6-apb and quartered etizolam.

 

[Marmalade]

afterglow guaranteed

 

[Mailmonkey]

then massive SUR-PRI-ISE! at feeling rough a couple of days later.

 

[ColtDan]

How about Chef Dan? He might go for it if you coated it in Sugar Puffs then wrapped it in spinach. Slap between two jaffa cakes, 30 seconds in the microwave, serve on a bed of 6-apb and quartered etizolam.

Hahaha sounds about right. bit of beetroot in there as well and its all good

 

[masaz]

Drunk as fuck so I'm after, like, a pork chop but also hash browns and a sausage sarnie and some chicken dippers too, if no one comes in when I'm robbing them out their freezer drawer.

Though there's drunk wants and drunk reality, and the drunk reality is I'll probably be sat here with a fag and peanut butter on toast in about an hour.

 

[Mental Kenny]

It wouldn't work well. It wouldn't work at all. I certainly wouldn't be able to serve it to Chef Michel.

Encona hot mango sauce on canadian mable syrup bacon is the breakfast of the Gods. Fact, Odin and Thor told me themselves. If you don't like it, its either because you're not part of the Gods family or you might be adopted, like Loki.

 

[Shambles]

Key lime cheesecake. Needed finishing off so I finished it off.

 

[bogman]

http://allrecipes.co.uk/recipe/3431/pork-korma-with-potatoes-and-spinach.aspx

tonights dinner minus the spinach

 

[brimz]

Might try the new pizza place down the road . I think it's a pizza hut . I know that it's not worth getting delivery but my toe is saying no .

I 'ma get my mate who lives just before the pizza place to pick it up n then share it me thinks . that way it's better for everyone

 

[Mental Kenny]

Last week in this country so I have to eat local delicacies, kangaroo sausages, on melted cheddar, Coles smart buy toast(the equivalent of tesco value) and lots of Nandos peri peri sauce, which looks like it's been squirted out of somebody's arse while on the rattle.



Mmm looks so appetezing, this is worthy of that Cook Suck blog:

 

[jancrow]

That looks abominable but probably tastes ok. Where are you headed next?