Just came back from the beach, I walked there, five miles, fast pace. I feel all healthy now, although I have to admit I did smoke about six or seven fags while on my way there and polished off a six pack of bitter while seating by the sea. There's an unbelievable amount of hotties out there. Bad thing though is there are twice as many aggressive cunts, all muscular and twattish. Some cunts threw a rugby ball at me for no reason. Anothet geezer spat at me.
I don't understand why the locals are so twattish, I mean they make the lads you see in Union Street in Plymouth on saturday nights seem like friendly peaceful chaps.
Anyway got another six pack now, gonna drink a bit. My flatmates are having a dinner party, there's this lass who fancies me, she's a got a decent enough face although she could do with a diet. Think I'll drink a bit more and see what happens.