• CD Moderators: nepalnt21
  • Cannabis Discussion Welcome Guest
    Posting Rules Bluelight Rules

Questions about smoking marijuana in dorm room

Option 1:
just smoke in the car while your driving. pass it around and recirculate the air in the car (hotboxing). its fun as hell especially with a stickshift and some sick beats.

Option 2:
take a walk in the woods, theres always a secluded spot around. roll joints and just take em with you if you can (personally i cant). joints are also somewhat more inconspicuous than a bong.....

if your hands shake slightly and you have motor control that makes it impossible to roll a joint like me, just use a disposable bowl. for example, walk out there with some bud, a lighter (duh), a pocket knife, and a pencil in your pocket (only bring the bud you gonna smoke in that sitting), find a secluded spot that is preferably far off the beaten path, take the pencil and shove it all the way through the apple (from stem to bottom), repeat a few times to loosen the pipe walls, then shove the pencil halfway through the side of the apple until it connects with the other pipe, blow through the pipe to clear any apple bits in the way, then use the knife to carve out a bowl around the hole that goes halfway through the apple, pack your bowl, and smoke up. then, once you all done, you can just pocket the knife & lighter, and chuck the apple off in the woods. itll decompose or be eaten within a week (easily), and you walk back out with nothing sketch on you as well. plus you dont stink up your dorm room, which is the main point....

Option 3:
Use your imagination like me and come up with a way lol (see option 2) :D
ive used option 2 many times..... in literally random places that are really anywhere. eg one time i was surrounded by stores and was hiding in some bushes, performed option 2, and was outta there in 10 minutes with nothing sketch on me and i was high as fuck.

either way, just dont smoke in your dorm room. it is far easier to simply smoke somewhere else than to attempt to cover up the smell in your room, especially considering the huge number of alternative places and methods of smoking weed and simultaneously concealing it.

P.S. if that didnt make any sense its probably due to the fact that im pretty blazed myself right now.
 
I just thought I'd give my 2 cents re drug dogs since we're on the subject of trying to hide cannabis smells.

99% of the tricks people use to try and fool drug dogs do not work. Some even make it more likely the dog will alert. Things like cayenne pepper, storing in fabric conditioner, peanut butter/dog food do not work.

However, there is one trick that works well. Get some poor quality cannabis shake - things like stems, trim, popcorn buds etc. and grind it up into a fine flour like consistency in a spice/coffee grinder. Then put it in a salt shaker with lots of holes and thinly sprinkle the stuff everywhere in corridors, other rooms (not just some of them, all of them). As long as you use a decent amount and the stuff smells like cannabis it will make it less likely that the dog will discriminate between the shake and your weed.

This tip originally came from an ex-police dog handler.

Also, make sure you don't give your consent to any searches, either implicitly or explicitly, whether you think the game is up or not and certainly don't admit to anything if you can avoid it.

edit: not sure if the drug dog tip is against the rules or not but if it is, sorry about that neko/chainer, you can edit it out obviously.
 
Last edited:
Get a portable vaporizer and leave your windows open. With a fan on you can smoke in your dorm without smelling out the whole place. Nuff said.
 
Artificial Emotion said:
Things like cayenne pepper
Click to expand...



The intent with the pepper is not to make the dog not realize drugs are in the hot spot, it's to make the dog so uncomfortable that it doesn't perform it's job adequately. I'm sorry to say that I was a Criminal Justice major with experience learning to train K9's for a private security firm as part of an internship at my school. Pepper works the way I mentioned it was intended for. Police recognize the effects, and the dog's reaction might lead to a more intensive hands-on search by the officer, but without a specific hit on a direct location they can only do standard searches which consists of plain-view/smell/hearing and clearing a room for weapons and people hiding (unless they have probable cause, which won't exist without a direct hit on a specific location by a trained K9 or if they see/smell/hear shit going on in plain view)

Truthfully, I don't know how it's run state-to-state but I know in Maryland part of the drug dog training is learning the tricks people use to fuck up the dogs' noses, and there are some ways to absolutely damage a K9's sense of smell for life that I don't feel comfortable sharing on an internet forum like this.



For the record, though, my CJ education got fucked over when I got set up by a classmate who begged and pleaded with me to score him some bud one day. I got it for him and boom, hopes and dreams of a civilian-educated Military Police role went right out the fucking window. Now I've got a 4 year degree worthless thanks to 3 felony charges, one felony conviction and 4 misdemeanors stemming from an incident three days after I got my degree. It was a stupid mistake so I'd appreciate not to get any shit about it, but this is just why I feel like I have a lot of worthwhile advice on this kind of subject.
 
If you are very careful about making sure to put away your materials, etc, a vaporizer is a smellproof/smoke proof way to smoke.
 
I agree. If you think you can simply disguise smell you are kidding your self.
 
Frankly it's not even worth trying. Just take a walk and smoke as many blunts as you wish... as long as you do it outside the dorm. College might not seem all that important to you now, but you'll certainly regret it later if you're expelled for such a stupid reason.
 
Jibult said:
The intent with the pepper is not to make the dog not realize drugs are in the hot spot, it's to make the dog so uncomfortable that it doesn't perform it's job adequately. I'm sorry to say that I was a Criminal Justice major with experience learning to train K9's for a private security firm as part of an internship at my school. Pepper works the way I mentioned it was intended for. Police recognize the effects, and the dog's reaction might lead to a more intensive hands-on search by the officer, but without a specific hit on a direct location they can only do standard searches which consists of plain-view/smell/hearing and clearing a room for weapons and people hiding (unless they have probable cause, which won't exist without a direct hit on a specific location by a trained K9 or if they see/smell/hear shit going on in plain view)

Truthfully, I don't know how it's run state-to-state but I know in Maryland part of the drug dog training is learning the tricks people use to fuck up the dogs' noses, and there are some ways to absolutely damage a K9's sense of smell for life that I don't feel comfortable sharing on an internet forum like this.



For the record, though, my CJ education got fucked over when I got set up by a classmate who begged and pleaded with me to score him some bud one day. I got it for him and boom, hopes and dreams of a civilian-educated Military Police role went right out the fucking window. Now I've got a 4 year degree worthless thanks to 3 felony charges, one felony conviction and 4 misdemeanors stemming from an incident three days after I got my degree. It was a stupid mistake so I'd appreciate not to get any shit about it, but this is just why I feel like I have a lot of worthwhile advice on this kind of subject.
Click to expand...

You're probably right but my main concern would be causing suspicion and all the risks that entails because as you say, they have experience of that sort of thing happening with suspects.

Sorry to hear about your troubles at college, that sucks and I wouldn't dream of giving you shit because of that.
 
Artificial Emotion said:
You're probably right but my main concern would be causing suspicion and all the risks that entails because as you say, they have experience of that sort of thing happening with suspects.

Sorry to hear about your troubles at college, that sucks and I wouldn't dream of giving you shit because of that.
Click to expand...


I appreciate that second sentence. Yeah, you're right, though, that is a viable concern. My expertise is in minimizing the amount of legal risk a person should expose themselves to if they're dead-set on doing illegal things. I'm more of a damage control kind of guy as opposed to the kind of person that can preemptively come up with a plan that completely eliminates any and all risk.

It makes sense, though... I mean, when you think of that whole "You live and you learn" idiom it does.
 
InvisibleEye said:
Frankly it's not even worth trying. Just take a walk and smoke as many blunts as you wish... as long as you do it outside the dorm. College might not seem all that important to you now, but you'll certainly regret it later if you're expelled for such a stupid reason.
Click to expand...


Depending on your campus this could actually be the worst thing you'd want to do, but on others it could be a surefire way to stay out of trouble.


It really boils down to the particulars of each individual school and dorm when it comes to the best ways to enjoy your illegal recreation without risk of incarceration. The best advice I could give the OP, other than what I and a few others have mentioned, is to find a heavy smoker that was in the dorms last year and get his or her advice on how to keep your shit on the low. Everything we can say is general advice that works in a lot of situations, but you honestly might go to a school that's so liberal and into weed that nobody gives a rat's nostril's worth of a shit if they smell some herbal in the air.
 
Even I would be pretty scared about risking it and I have taken some very moronic risks with the sketchy places I decided to toke up at when I was younger. I would suggest buying a toaster oven and making some fire crackers; they don't smell anything like weed when they are cooking.

You could also trying steaming up your shower if your room has a private one or going for a walk off campus like other people have suggested.
 
phenethylo J said:
You could also trying steaming up your shower if your room has a private one or going for a walk off campus like other people have suggested.
Click to expand...



Great idea, just be careful to use the steam and aerosol air freshener extract to get rid of the smoke and smell instead of the vent. I'm telling you, dude, I feel like those bathroom vents are pothead mousetraps in dormrooms, but I might be jaded by my own experience so I guess take my advice with a grain of salt.
 
I am not a jwh advocate but if I were back in college I would probably rather smoke some herbal incense because it doesnt smell like weed. Even then I wouldnt smoke indoors. Honestly mommy and daddy are paying thousands for you to go to college. What will you do when you get expelled?>

The vent in my bathroom in college just vented into the wall it was retarded as fuck. Vents should vent to the outside or roof and we didnt realize that, my roomate apparently tried doing the shower/weed thing when I was gone one day and he was laughing eral loud with a friend, all of a sudden 'knock knock knock, RA open up, and you know the rest'

Thats a little preview of how itll be for you
 
SNR said:
If you are very careful about making sure to put away your materials, etc, a vaporizer is a smellproof/smoke proof way to smoke.
Click to expand...

Are you serious? When I vape out, I stink up the entire house. Hell, even opening up a big sack of my weed can stink up the entire house to a "wtf? is there actually a skunk in here???" extreme level.

In all seriousness, I would recommend OP let their nuts hang and get their own place. Or get an RV or something like that to roll around and party in. :D But honestly, you need the legal protection that living in a private domicile affords you, if you want to have a good time without haters fucking up your shit. Just the way it is.
 
Speaking as someone who has lived through all of it - just go outside please and spare yourself the potential trouble of getting caught until you live at your own apartment - which you should try to do AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! IDK if you live in a medical state, and how that would come into play, but they likely don't allow smoking anyway in the buildings. As good of a setup as you may come up with (and I used to have a pretty bomb set up involving several fans, duct tape around the seams of the doorframe, a fan facing outwards in the window creating an air column to suck everything out of the room...etc.), let's face it, it still fucking REEKS when you are smoking quality buds. It's a very strong distinct smell and you need to be careful with it, it's not worth getting cops called to your place and not even being able to have a choice when getting searched, etc. Do you really wanna risk all that when you live in a dorm? Don't do it. If you absolutely must, try to stick to using a vaporizer or just a regular piece, don't smoke a blunt or a joint or something, that'll stink fierce.

You can go buy *(and I strongly reccomend you do so, indeed!)* a piece that they make at a head shop near you where it's like a gas-mask add-on that you blow your hit into, and it's totally ghosted and doesn't smell at all. A worthy investment of less than like $40 or so, can save you a lot of trouble. But go outside, you'll meet friends that way. Trust me, all the smart kids in your dorm; the ones who aren't going to become fuck-ups and risk their entire careers and college life over some weed-- are outside, sneaking a toke. Go for a walk or a drive if you can, roll something up and smoke it. Fuck, going outside and having to be "all camo" was one of the most fun parts about college :D
 
Last edited:
aw man...i'm very familiar with this. all i ask is that you're very fucking careful. i got kicked out of Penn State for the smell of weed. i tried fighting it in court and everything but to no avail even without any physical evidence....i was outta there. luckily, i still go to a good school, though. somebody forgot to do their homework haha.
 
Be very careful about smoking in dorms, I highly recommend going outside instead of smoking in your room. Myself and several friends were kicked out of the dorms at my school during our first semester and still had to pay the full cost, plus find a new place to live with 4 weeks left in the semester. We took many precautions too we had a towel under the door a fan by the door blowing into the room and a fan by the window blowing out the window. we were sitting on the bench by the window exhaling out of it when some a-hole decided to convince the RA to report us.
 
Artificial Emotion said:
However, there is one trick that works well. Get some poor quality cannabis shake - things like stems, trim, popcorn buds etc. and grind it up into a fine flour like consistency in a spice/coffee grinder. Then put it in a salt shaker with lots of holes and thinly sprinkle the stuff everywhere in corridors, other rooms (not just some of them, all of them). As long as you use a decent amount and the stuff smells like cannabis it will make it less likely that the dog will discriminate between the shake and your weed.
Click to expand...

This is truly brilliant.
I am pretty good a stealth smoking, and knew most of the tricks people described in this thread, but this one really was new to me. I will not forget it.

To blow my own horn for a bit: For years I smoked regularly in my school library while studying/working.
Mostly, I would check out a private room in a low-traffic corner of the library and smoke inside there.
There was a window in the door, so I would only smoke with my back to the window (and tried to assume a position that didn't make it obvious what I was doing).
I would load a small, small bowl - something like a quarter of a hit - and take it all in my lungs, and hold it in for a good, long time ("ghost" it). After repeating this 4 or 5 times, I would be blazed (which saved a lot of weed!).
I would blow out into a vent, but there was no visible smoke that came out.
I don't think that it smelled much, but after I smoke I mostly lose my sense of smell, especially for weed (smoke).

Other times, when this was not possible, I would smoke in a little-used bathroom on a top floor of the library.
I would make sure that nobody else was in the bathroom, then do a similar thing, ghosting quarter-hit sized bowls, exhaling into the vent.

I never got caught, but this is mostly because my luck is good, and not so much because I was extremely careful or clever.

You already got a lot of advice here, OP, so I won't add much more, but I will repeat the basic point here: Getting kicked out of school / the dorm would really suck.
Be careful. Being more careful than I was is minimal - I would just recommend smoking in the woods / a car. It is not worth it.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top