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Undercover Police - Most ridiculous disguises

Vader said:
They then triumphantly proclaim their successes in banging up dealer scum, when what they've actually done is manipulated a poor, sick, desperate person, and left the real criminals untouched. Disgusting.
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This ^^^. Vader I wish I could wright , and put things down like you

The police have done 2 ops in the last 10 years on my mannor , where they move a young couple onto the estate , fist they score some draw , next some speed , then some coke , and finally get into the crack and smack scene .
Button hole camera's and marked notes , they never once busted a proper dealer , just 40 runners it's a fucking joke !
 
great thread I'm loving these stories.

I've seen a few undercovers at raves over here, and I always just say no man I don't have any pills, but if I did I would give you them for free :)
 
Supply is supply whether or not money changes hands, in the UK at least. Not charging would make fuck all difference!
 
FlippingTop said:
That people are spinning out most of the time and under-covers are just people with poor dress scene... :sus:
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This.

I ended up, through some terrible sequence of events, EDIT>>>> (alone) at a Happy Hardcore night in about 1996. :( . i was 26, most the people there seemed to be about 15, 16, 18, chavs etc.... I wandered outside for a spliff, and to contemplate my misery....a group of chavs on the railings already having a spliff just started whispering about DS etc, and wandered away, heard it a couple more times too...
 
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In the 70s in Los Angeles, undercover narcs like my dad all drove Crown Vics. They had radio antennas hidden under hats on the shelf behind the back seat. (Way before all the cellular goodness.) You could SO tell, any time you saw a Crown Vic with hats on the back rack.

Anyway, he gave his last personal Crown Vic to my daughter and son in law, and do you know, they have NEVER gotten hassled by cops since the day they started riding in that stupid thing. My dad finally upgraded to a Lincoln Continental. My daughter and son in law smoke out in my dad's old Crown Vic, never EVER have had a problem with the cops ever since the day he gave it to them. In fact, other cops nod at them and shit!!! Like they think my daughter and son in law are undercover or some shit!

Everything is different now, and undercops can look like any one from anywhere and their electronics are so far superior to what my dad had during the 70's. We have that Crown Vic in our driveway right now, with weed plants growing right next to it.

I love just the sheer irony of it all.

I hate the fact that I can't use cannabis because I'm training to be a pharmacist. The good news is I'm learning all SORTS of great stuff.
 
Mailmonkey said:
This.

I ended up, through some terrible sequence of events, at a Happy Hardcore night in about 1996. :( . i was 26, most the people there seemed to be about 15, 16, 18, chavs etc.... I wandered outside for a spliff, and to contemplate my misery....a group of chavs on the railings already having a spliff just started whispering about DS etc, and wandered away, heard it a couple more times too...
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So... you went to a rave & got rumbled by a bunch of chavs. I bet you're a high flyer in CID by now, eh?
 
Once there was this procession in my town which included cool artist's and stuff, ppl were drunk and looting for more beer.
I wasnt even walking on the procession street and saw an old school mate and we were like:

"yeeah buddy c'moon"
"Youre gonna get it, son"
*acting like it's going to be a fight*
*little bit of friendly wrestling, drunk of course*

When suddenly like 2 - 3 undercover officers came probably from the nearest bush wanking off each other yelling at us
STOOOOOOPP!! POOOLIIIICE!!
running towards us and we started laughing and pointing at them and they were like :?

Had to explain to the dumb cop for like 5 to 10 minute's that were friend's and that he could fuck right off 8)
 
snolly said:
Did he have a sunroof Cadillac too?
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Naw. He drove one crown vic after another during his tenure at LAPD. And he drove one crown vic after another at home, too. He didn't want that Lincoln whatsoever, He thinks it's too ostentatious. My mom made him buy it. Their neighbor had bought the Lincoln two years before, at age 80, so it lived in the garage and had about 1000 miles on it, and my dad bought it for $17,000 when the neighbor died. (It has a sunroof, lol.)
 
My dad doesn't watch basketball... that's hilarious.

He only watches movies about Hitler. Or WWII. Or Nazis.

He has a whole library of books about Hitler. and WWII. and Nazis.

He is German.
 
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