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Sod the jubilee!

Can't say I'd ever be likely to listen to a Kylie album (except that indie one she did when she was shagging Michael Hutchence maybe) but can understand the appeal of watching her vidz with the sound down...

Not enough to make the Jubilee worth a wank though. Unless she puts on a helluva surprise show 8o
 
I'm going to a family party, at my mum's. A blatent excuse for a piss up, but I'm not complaining. I don't give a shit about the queen, but free booze can't be turned down.
 
So many people are trying to superimpose their own politics on that song.

But no, it's just Neil Young covering 'God Save The Queen' because he's batshit crazy and he's Neil Young.
 
gusgus said:
Blimey, I was brought up on Color Climax and Rodox in the 70's. Found a rather large box that my uncle left behind when after renting out the top of my dads house at about the age of 9 or so. I can remember shaking when I first found them but after that it was compulsive viewing. A lot of the images are still burnt onto my retinas.
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you struck Gold! No old copies of Pirate amongst the color climax and rodox?

All giant bush classics.
 
Porn is a much more interesting topic than the Jubilee. It'd be interesting to see how much porn mag sales have dropped since practically everyone gets it free online now and doesnt need mags. (I know i could google that but cant be arsed right now)

I used to like Club & Razzle. Back in the day. Sorry MM but you'll probably call me a posh twat too but i thought the women in Fiesta were rough as fuck. (Although the cover star in the pic you posted certainly looks allright)

I used to find it very embarrasing buying mags as a shy 18 yr old, especially when women or girls were serving behind the counter. I was a good looking lad back in the day too so used to get some right strange looks off them lol. Recently found a purchasing experience that is far more embarrasing & shameful - asking a chemist for Care Codeine Linctus lol. I think i pulled off my approach quite well, but by the way she emphatically said "NO" i think she had me sussed by the end even after all my diversions and build up. I dont think I'll be bothering asking for that again. Way too embarrasing. lol

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gusgus said:
Haha, no, I think "Pirate" was a subsidiary of "Private" which was a bit later on, probably mid 80s. My uncle was a bit of a perv, I can remember him dumping the lot when he picked up his new girlfriend who was a good 20 years younger than him, the power of "mobile discos" ; )
My mum ended up burning all the pornos in the back garden after finding my little brother rifling through them whilst picking his nose.......it was quite a sad day.
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My mum found all my porno while she was cleaning and stacked them neatly next to my bed =D Then again at that particular time every inch of my walls was either tits or mountain bikes, and it was mostly tits.
 
CLUB! That was my favourite. Lots of classy-looking women hinting at lesbianism by pretending to kiss or being caught on the upstroke of cunnilingus, mere centimetres from the object of their 'desire'. When I started buying it at a very tender age they actually used to airbrush out the bumholes, which led to lots and lots of confusion on my part.

I am really glad that I grew up before internet porn.

EDIT: Yeah, Pirate was a subsidiary of Private, I think. It was where the ropiest-looking birds and their moustachioed admirers tended to congregate.
 
mydrugbuddy said:
Recently found a purchasing experience that is far more embarrasing & shameful - asking a chemist for Care Codeine Linctus lol. I think i pulled off my approach quite well, but by the way she emphatically said "NO" i think she had me sussed by the end even after all my diversions and build up. I dont think I'll be bothering asking for that again. Way too embarrasing. lol
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This would annoy fuck out me. I've never had cause to attempt to drink a bottle of cough syrup (unless you count Calpol. First ever drug addiction lol. Purple Calpol is the absolute tits!!!) so have never tried to buy anything containing codeine other than standard co-cos, but I'd be fucking fuming if I walked in the shop & said "See that thing, aye, that thing there, the one on that shelf that you have for sale, can I please buy it?" & the person said "NO!".... "Get to fuck, you're a fucking shop that sells things, I'm a person that wants to buy things, sell me that thing that you clearly sell. Fucking now! Stupid cow!"

I probably wouldn't get served codeine linctus...

Things like that wind me up too easily. I'm too para to ever phone for a taxi in Glasgow now because I can't remember which taxi companies I've had ridiculously blazing arguments with while trying to order a taxi & don't want them to send a team round to smash the wee guy that was shouting at them the last time he phoned haha.
 
jancrow said:
CLUB! That was my favourite. Lots of classy-looking women hinting at lesbianism by pretending to kiss or being caught on the upstroke of cunnilingus, mere centimetres from the object of their 'desire'. When I started buying it at a very tender age they actually used to airbrush out the bumholes, which led to lots and lots of confusion on my part.

I am really glad that I grew up before internet porn.

EDIT: Yeah, Pirate was a subsidiary of Private, I think. It was where the ropiest-looking birds and their moustachioed admirers tended to congregate.
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I actually feel sorry for kids growing up with internet porn. I think magazines were a nice introduction to sex. I dread to think how depraved todays 10 year olds are.
 
My thoughts exactly... the shift in the availability and nature of pornography in the last ten years is absolutely unbelievable. One could even argue that it was character-building standing outside a newsagent for an hour waiting until there were no other customers, then darting in, grabbing the mags you'd pinpointed on the shelf from your vantage point on the pavement and slamming them down on the counter, your face burning with shame as you fumbled out the exact money and tucked them into your sports bag.

Another interesting change is that in ye olden days, the more explicit the porn, the ropier-looking the participants. So you could see someone who'd be sticking all kinds of things pretty much anywhere, but she'd look like a dinner lady. These days even the most hardcore... er... actresses... are heart-breakingly beautiful.
 
parttime crackhead said:
This would annoy fuck out me. I've never had cause to attempt to drink a bottle of cough syrup (unless you count Calpol. First ever drug addiction lol. Purple Calpol is the absolute tits!!!) so have never tried to buy anything containing codeine other than standard co-cos, but I'd be fucking fuming if I walked in the shop & said "See that thing, aye, that thing there, the one on that shelf that you have for sale, can I please buy it?" & the person said "NO!".... "Get to fuck, you're a fucking shop that sells things, I'm a person that wants to buy things, sell me that thing that you clearly sell. Fucking now! Stupid cow!"
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It wasnt actually on display on their shelves. I thought it might be one of those things that they keep hidden under the counter or something. I had heard that this chain of chemists do stock it but didnt know for sure if that branch had it or not.

The Care Codeine Linctus is the easiest & cheapest way for me to obtain pure codeine (theres no other nasty shit in that stuff) without a prescription and without having to do CWEs. On line sources are becoming difficult too, one of the few on line chemists that stock it have also turned me down even after i allowed what i thought was a good length of time after my first order that was accepted - 2 months.
 
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