11th Issue Heroin Discussion v. So I warmed the piss up in my mouth

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I wouldn't be able to do it because I would puke right away. One morning after a heavy night of drinking I saw a beer on the table so figured I would drink it to take the hangover away. Turns out it was a bottle I pissed in, and the second it touched my tongue I gagged and spit it out, and the combo of the taste and the mental trauma kept me puking a while longer. The initial puke was just a reflex from the taste, but then after that when I thought about it I would puke again.
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Swain said:
I am sick yo and its not directly from dope. its 20x sicker. I fuckin had to take a drug test at my bupe doc today..and brought some clean piss with me but I was not expecting to have to test today. I just brought it as a cautionary thing.. anyway they called me up for a test and the piss was still cold from being in my fridge (this is fresh from last night right b4 I used). There was no hot water in the bathroom, no heat source, my body was going WAY too slow (had it in between my ass cheeks). So finally I was like ok, get kicked off my bupe doctor (I failed once before), or pull this off.

So I warmed the piss up in my mouth it was so god damn disgusting. I literally barfed RIGHT after I left the doc. Got the temp up to 94 and they accepted it lol. A new low for me.
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I'm both sickened by what you did and impressed...

I'm not sure that I would think to do that, to put the pee in my mouth to warm it up. It's sick, but it's actually pretty clever...
 
I would have Def failed my piss test. Thats absolutely terrible. I started gagging when i was reading it. poor thing i bet you were so fucking sick after that. fucking smart idea though lol
 
verso said:
I'm both sickened by what you did and impressed...

I'm not sure that I would think to do that, to put the pee in my mouth to warm it up. It's sick, but it's actually pretty clever...
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Lol it is actually very clever, I gotta say
I wouldn't have thought of it though, definitely wouldn't have done it even if I did, especially since it's not your own piss
 
it was his own piss. unless I misread. Bear Grylls would have done it
 
@Carl glad to hear you are OK man.. sounds like you were really on the brink of an overdose.

That's the bad thing about H. While you manage to stay conscious, you might make the decision to 'wait it out' as opposed to calling 911 if you are thinking you are going to OD. And before you know it you pass out.. because it's not exactly uncomfortable like a coke overdose would be. I know exactly how you feel..

I remember one time specifically, I wasn't planning on doing dope that day, I was going to transition to bupe. I took one 2mg xanax bar, but I was so full that it was taking a while to hit me. So I was like fuck it and took the other two bars I had making a total of 6mg in me now. Keep in mind I did have a tolerance to xanax at the time but 2mg is the size of the recreational dose I would take when combining with other downers. And I would generally use less H when on xanax..

So now the 6mg alpraz has hit me I make the great decision to go to Brooklyn and cop a bun of some fire called Chosen One insrtead of transitioning back to bupe. All of a sudden I didn't need that bill money I was about to spend..yeah right :). I make the decision to shoot 2 bags of dope when I get home, half my normal 4-bagger to place it safe. Thinking rationally safe should have meant saving the heroin for later or tomorrow. But no..I push that plunger down. Next thing I know I am laying on my carpet floor next to the computer chair I had shot in. I looked at the clock and it was 3-4 hours later. My arm is asleep SO bad because I was laying on it..which in itself is a bad risk if left long enough.

Well I clearly have a guardian angel. My arm looked fine thank god but that pins and needles when it was coming back to life, wow it was bad! I felt fine when I woke up, no headache or anything. I was shocked more than anything..freaked out. Waking up on the floor-I actually fell outta my chair. I must have slouched then eventually fell out. And who knows it might have been 2 or 3 days until anyone found me maybe more. So needless to say I don't combine benzos with dope anymore. I was smart enough to at least take that from the experience.
 
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shimazu said:
it was his own piss. unless I misread. Bear Grylls would have done it
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Bear Grylls is one bad motherfucker. Not many people can do half of what he accomplished in his lifetime, let alone survive this...

Wikipedia said:
In 1996, he suffered a freefall parachuting accident in Zambia. His canopy ripped at 4,900 metres (16,000 ft), partially opening, causing him to fall and land on his parachute pack on his back, which partially crushed three vertebrae. Grylls later said: "I should have cut the main parachute and gone to the reserve but thought there was time to resolve the problem".
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Yall watch out with talking about how to beat piss tests. I'm sure if one of us can think of putting piss in his own mouth to warm it up, there's no need to discuss obvious methods, not to mention it is against the rules. Not to mention, I'm sure we all have a lot of questions for Swain.

Swain, while you are on Xanax, please give us a play by play of what the hell was going through your head when you decided to warm up your own piss.
 
'medicine cabinet' said:
bravo man, bravo.

As sick as it is, when you live the life you do things you would have never thought about doing ever lol
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Honestly now that it's all over with I don't regret it.. at least I have peace of mind. And I learned a good lesson, if there is urine in my pocket there sure as hell better be 99 cent hand warmers :)

And hey I wouldn't have even considered it if it wasn't for bluelight. I remember when I was in college researching ecstasy on bluelight. Someone made a post in the ecstasy forum saying that their group of friends always drinks a cup of their piss when they are rolling to keep it going. I just did a google and this is probably the thread because there is mention of the part that stood out to me-urine being sterile until it reaches outside your body.. so essentially it's not like loaded up wtih bacteria llike a piece of shit would be. http://www.bluelight.ru/vb/archive/index.php/t-90527.html.

I mean hey IMO my situation doesn't even stack up to what those people describe haha =D

wiggi said:
Swain, while you are on Xanax, please give us a play by play of what the hell was going through your head when you decided to warm up your own piss.
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@wiggi that post I made above regarding the xanax was an account of a past experience.

But yeah play by play lol.. for me there was 2 things, told ym self no matter what I have to not gag becuase I couldn't get a situation where puke got mixed in with the piss..and I gag easy. The other was yo I wonder if I am straight on the temperature yet..this is taking foreverr and it doesn't feel properly hot yet. I was like..'hmm scientifically speaking I need to swirl this around to increase the rate at which it warms.' also that I '...wish[ed] I had the data on the rate at which my mouth would warm this so I could properly estimate the time. The last thing I wanted was to spit it out only to have to get it in my mouth for a reheat.

Believe me bro when I left my house I never imagined I would have to taste piss, much-less a mouthful for like 10 minutes straight while I pretend shitted with no toilet paper even in there. Who would have thought my ass dick piss and mouth would play such important parts at the bupe doc. We learn somethign new every day.

But I definitely exercised all my options. Heaters in the building were not turned on, they would have worked wonderfully. There was no sink actually in the bathroom. But I figured I could pull it off outside without anyone walking by and just play it like I was washing my hands, but the water never got hotter than luke warm probably like 80 degrees-plan foiled! There was a halogen lamp in the lobby with a bowl type glass fixture on top where I could heat and conceal the piss but after touching the bulb I decided it was going to melt the plastic of the specimen container and likely start smoking potentially causing me some bigger problems. How would I explain to the firemen HAHA. The piss was in a 30 count bupe pharmacy plastic container..with my prescription on it too so unless it burned off in the fire I would have had to do quite a bit of explaining if anything happened happened. And having it in between my ass cheeks simply was not doing the trick. Damned ass cheeks.

And I guess in the back of my mind I figured if the stars of 2 girls 1 cup can handle what they did I should be able to get through this as I saw it as necessity. I mean I considered just failing the test but I knew the consequences, and I decided I would rather be in good standing with my bupe doctor for a multitude of reasons (not to mention his bupe patient list is maxed out).

Right after I left the doc I went to a pizza shop and did a little speedball in the bathroom, Normally the coke I had never makes me sick but I found my self bolting out the shop and threw up all the way down the block trying to not look like a crazy fiend sweating throwing up and shit lol. Fuckin horrible. I swear 2 hours later the taste of piss was still in my mouth.. the puke didn't touch it. Thankfully today it is gone. ALso I spend over $10 bucks on gum and mints yesterday. Altoids worked pretty damn good just incase any of you have to get rid of piss breath in the future.
 
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Does someone have a link to the Bluelight Rules because I am unable to find them.....And I am curious to see how fascist this place... I was totally unaware of No drug Test talking & I have been here for years
 
I just read through that e thread I posted 3 threads above and I have to say by far this is the most disturbing quote from the whole thing. At least the ecstasy people are doing it to get more high (or at least that is their intention). I also updated my play by play from that same thread above for wiggi. It's funny because I am a very sane person beleive it or not. Drugs can take you down an interesting path to say the least. Can't say I have ever done something nearly this weird but I have done things I never thought I would do.

whoisjohngalt wrote:

i had to reply to this. ive actually drank my piss a couple of times. i am new, but these are true stories, whether you believe them or not thats your choice. the first time was at a local bar. i learned how to piss in a cup standing up at mardis gras, since pissing in the street can get you arrested. so i was at the bar, wasted, and didnt feel like going to the bathroom. i took my pint, unzipped my fly, and stood against the edge of the bar. the pint was under the lip of the bar, so no one could see what i was doing. i filled the pint almost to the top. one of my friends noticed what i was doing. in my drunken state i decided that drinking it would be a good "shock value" trick. I gulped down the whole pint. i was drinking a lot, so it wasnt dark yellow, it was almost the color of a bud light. i gagged towards the end, but finished it all. well, my friend saw, and eventually word got around in my circle of friends what i did. i dont really care, neither do they, they know im weird and an idiot. the other time was in the parking lot of a bowling alley. i wasnt really drunk this time. we were leaving and my friends kept brining up that night. so to shut them up i took it out, pointed it upwards, and sprayed my mouth and all over my face. i didnt really swallow much, it just felt like a drinking fountain. they got a good laugh, so id dont really care. thats really the only reasons i did it, because my friends tell me to, it wont kill me, and they get a kick out of it. and i get pee in my face.............
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I don't even know what to say besides are you sure your friends are laughing with you because my gut says at you =D. But there are some other funny ones
SuGaRbUzZ wrote:

I wonder if you can extract it from the pee?
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Anyway. Fuck piss. I have 9 bags of some good nyc dope and 2 dubs of coke left to play with tonight. Team nod!!! Lets do it!
 
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Unbreakable said:
Does someone have a link to the Bluelight Rules because I am unable to find them.....And I am curious to see how fascist this place... I was totally unaware of No drug Test talking & I have been here for years
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You can check the BLUA link in my sig as well as the NASADD guidelines. I don't remember if it's actually written in either of those though, there's a bunch of rules that are just kind of there but not actually in writing. I still don't even know them all. The no drug testing rule has been around for a long time though, I've pretty much always known about that one, and we actually both joined on the same day IIRC.

I wouldn't really call it facist so much, I mean realistically if we were some website that was all about teaching people how to beat drug tests and get even higher and where to cop and shit, that would totally have nothing to do with harm reduction which is afterall what BL is here for. Not to mention how much more negative attention we'd attract. Try not to look at it like "oh man these guys are assholes there's so many rules wtf!", we're just trying to cover everyone's asses and keep people reasonable. Without rules this place would basically turn into 4chan... and I'm sure not trying to chill there. I actually happen to like that BL has somewhat of a structure to it. And that's from way before I was ever a mod, I've only been doing this for like 6 months but I've always thought of it that way.
 
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Swain you're my new favorite poster.

Unbreakable, ya man there's no drug testing questions. We usually close those threads and or direct people to errowid. The reason that they aren't allowed is because the information is easily found all over the Web and we don't want the site filed with "am I gonna pass?" questions. If a new testing question comes up we will bring it up with senior staff but, that rarely happens. Its hard enough keeping drug topics fresh and interesting for everyone so shit that has been discussed to death is better off not cluttering the forums.
 
just got a stamp with the word "shine" on it next to a diamond.

imm stone cold stunnad right now, and vince mcmahon can kiss my ass
 
Me personally I love bluelight and the users who use bluelight... I am just not fond of all these rules... I never really had a problem with rules, but ever since this place just went Nazi on the Stamp thread, I kinda went like mehh.... But in my honest opinion as long as what people are saying does not fuck over themselves & this forum people should be allowed to ask questions & get answers.... When people are denied answers to questions that they ask, or denied to even ask the question how is that helping people's Harm reduction.... Clueless people do dangerous things... Like the stamp review thread that thread saved people money & lives from Od'ing by taking to much dope because the dope was not what they where used too....
 
Carl Landrover said:
The dude had given me all Fantasy Island bags, except one "Rolex" bag. The Rolex bag looked a little skimpy, but dammmnnnn! Shot that a few minutes ago and I got a sick rush and I am feelin' pretty damn lit right now! Fucking great dope! :D
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Just picked up the Rolex bags myself. I hope they're good. :)
 
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