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Tell a shit joke

You take that back :!

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Why did little Susan fall off the swing?


...because she doesn't have arms.
 
My friend keeps telling me I'm in the closet ...I just say it's Narnia business
 
1st Mathematician: Why do you never see a tensor on the bus?
2nd Mathematician: I don't know, why do you never see a tensor on the bus?
1st Mathematician: Because matrices don't commute!
2nd Mathematician: Hmm, I think you need to change that a bit. It should be more like, Why do you never see two tensors having sex on the bus?
1st Mathematician: I don't know, why do you never see two tensors having sex on the bus?
2nd Mathematician: Because matrices don't commute when multiplying!
1st Mathematician: Now you're just being silly. Whoever heard of an abstract mathematical concept having sex on a bus? It's absurd!
 
What did one Frenchman say to the other Frenchman? Fuck knows...i dont speak French
 
Two satellites decided to get married.
The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.
 
CFC said:
Two satellites decided to get married.
The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.
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Heh, I like that one, but I know it as:

A TV aerial and a satellite dish got married.

The ceremony was shite but the reception was brilliant :D
 
^^ Yeah, I suspect my poor memory of it made it shitter than the original lol
 
The version I heard involved two mobile phones deciding to exchange rings because they had been engaged for so long, it was a lovely wedding out in the countryside but the reception was lousy .....
 
Yet another version has occurred to me:

Two blind people got married - the wedding was out of sight, man...


(Fuck me, that WAS shit...)
 
How did the hipster burn his mouth?

He sipped his coffee before it was cool
 
What did Kim Jong Un say when his father died?
His Korea is over
 
Why did Vladimir Putin fail all his tests in school?
Because he was always Russian!
 
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