Tell a shit joke

[KingOfWessex]

Fuck sake OM!! You win the thread and also Luxembourg That was awful!

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

What do you call a blue cock?








A tight fisted wanker...

 

[zombywoof]

how do you kill a blue elephant
shoot it with a blue elephant gun

 

[zombywoof]

how do you kill a pink elephant
strangle it till it goes blue then
shoot it with a blue elephant gun

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Why does Mr. Fyle's American cousin keep getting beaten up?


Because he's called 'Peter'...





Sorry...

 

[consumer]

how do you kill a pink elephant
strangle it till it goes blue then
shoot it with a blue elephant gun

Lol

 

[BecomingJulie]

Q. Pourquoi une montre s'appelle une montre?

R. Parce qu'elle montre l'heure!

Bonjour, Traduction Google! C'est même moins drôle en Anglais!

 

[consumer]

Is that a joke Julie?

 

[Bella Figura]

^Mais oui!

Q. Pourquoi une montre s'appelle une montre?R. Parce qu'elle montre l'heure!Bonjour, Traduction Google! C'est même moins drôle en Anglais!

Non pas du tout...

 

[mindseye888]

Two chicks are riding bicycles down a cobblestone road. One turns to the other and says "I haven't cum this way before".

 

[BecomingJulie]

Q. What's a superhero's favourite phone company?

A. LycraMobile!

 

[consumer]

I think you are taking the thread title a little bit too seriously Julie..

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

What do you call a turd on a boat that hunts rats?

The ship's scat...

 

[consumer]

Lol

 

[thegunman]

What's the definition of stupid




















2 baldies fighting over a comb

 

[monstanoodle]

Thanks to Mel Brooks:

"What's the problem with the Grand Inquisitor Torquemada?

You can't talk-him-outta ANYTHING!"

 

[zombywoof]

that reminds me of Dr Strangelove
No fighting in the war room

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Not so much a joke as a social comment...

 

[Don Luigi]

A man rings 999 and tells the operator, "Hello, I think my wife might be dead"

"Why, what's wrong?' replies the operator.

"I'm not quite sure. The sex is about the same but the dishes are really piling up."

 

[ordinary mind]

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a jew?








Harry Potter escaped the chambers.

(sorry....)