Two blondes walk into a hotel. Would have thought one of them would have seen it.
How do you make a blonde girls eyes light up? Shine a torch in her ear.
What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant.
A man walks into a bar. Ouch.
A horse walks into a bar, the barman asks 'Why the long face?'. The horse, being a horse, is neither understanding nor capable of human speech. Confused and bewildered by its surroundings it rears up and charges out of the door, knocking over several tables as it leaves.