weird russian dude: hey
me: uh...
wrd: last night, I fucked my mother
me: uh...
wrd: oh, but it was only in dream. haha! funny!you have some drugs i can sniff?
me: no
wrd: i trade you diamond ring for pill, ok?
me: go away.
perhaps not the craziest thing i have ever seen, but definitely one of the weirdest.
oh, then there was my buddy who, one fateful canada day, spent the entire night leaning on a wall passed out drunk. then, all of a sudden at like 5 am, he wakes up and starts dancing, and chanting in a childish voice: "daddy, why don't you come home anymore? mommy says it's because you don't love me anymore. I miss you daddy. why won't you come home?" (he lived with both his parents). that was certainly bizarre.
we often play this game when we get home from parties, i.e. go around the room and everyone says the weirdest or coolest or most interesting thing they saw that night. I wish i could remember more of them.