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things to do while on meth

Ultrapsyber said:

Board games... get a bunch of mates and play games like Uno or Pictionary...

I definitely agree with this, I have had some of the most epic games of Monopoly on tweak :D
 
Try playing warhammer 40k on tweak. I love starting hugebattles with more than 1000 models per team on on tweak. Its the only way I can ever remember all the rules and campaigns for that damn game. Its kinda scary though, last time I was tweaking while playing 40k I ended up using the same ambush style as Napoleon! Vive la caos!!
 
1. Make a 30-page list of all the things you could do on meth.
2. Categorize and alphabetize it (by hand).
3. Develop grandiose scheme to expand it, publish it, and make lots of cash.
4. Start to construct a business plan based around this idea.
5. Come down and realise it was totally pointless.
6. Put list and plan in recycling bin.
7. Go to sleep.
 
1. Clean your house.
2. Go out to the mall.
3. Brush your teeth.
4. Go buy more.
5. Online gaming.
6. Drive around.
 
Do whatever tickles your fancy, but always be on the lookout for the little tweak monsters. They're everywhere!
 
Avoid the CIA trained ninjas that are hiding under your bed.

Shave.

make an aluminium foil hat for yourself and your pets.

call people at in your phone book at random and let them know that you are onto them and their devious plot to hi-jack your TV.

Find a way to block the subliminal messages coming from your TV.

Arm your self and build a fortification to prepare for the imminent arrival of the aliens.
 
stropharia said:
1. Make a 30-page list of all the things you could do on meth.
2. Categorize and alphabetize it (by hand).
3. Develop grandiose scheme to expand it, publish it, and make lots of cash.
4. Start to construct a business plan based around this idea.
5. Come down and realise it was totally pointless.
6. Put list and plan in recycling bin.
7. Go to sleep.

Good one ;)
 
^^^ Make sure to duck when you go past your windows, and to always talk a very quiet whisper because the police have you surrounded and can hear every word!

Smoke loads of cigarettes. Especially ones you've rolled yourself without any filter. Your throat will hurt in the morning... 8(

Has nobody mentioned running around naked, dancing to fast paced music (better if it can keep up with, or is faster than your heartbeat) or pretending to be a ninja yet?
 
board up the windows so people think that noone lives in your house.

Make an elaborate trap (a la Wil. E. Coyote) so if your home gets stormed by the illuminati they'll be foiled by your ingenius trap.

ACME mail order. nuff said?
 
pretend not to the notice all the people staring at you

watch your saliva "recrystallize"

walk 1 mile in the cold to an empty golfcourse parking lot to pick up some more
 
Make your own armor from sports gear and various junk to fight imaginary demons from outerspace.
Chase neon dragons in the dead of night with a large metal pipe through the woods.
Try to run across water
Go insane from the boredom of reality
Breakdance
Box with random strangers in the street
 
hasn't anyone tried playing pool ???? I started and never stopped and while enjoying the high I got good enough to make pool a second income . I have only been playing for 2yrs

second is chess
 
/KemicalBurn playing chess on speed

FUCK YOU! YOU CANT TAKE MY QUEEN! CAUSE MY BISHOP CAN TAKE YOUR...YOUR...

/KemicalBurn flips chessboard and runs off into the distance clutching his army of tiny warriors and sets them up in strategic defense positions around his room
 
/KemicalBurn playing pool on speed

/KemicalBurn sinks white ball

"THAT WASNT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN! MY WRISTBAND IS SUPPOSED TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING! YOU FUCKING CHEATED!

/KemicalBurn snaps pool cue and proceeds to chase his opponent around the table with "that crazy look in his eyes"
 
drive to the woods, put a blindfold on and stumble through the woods for about an hour and a half, then try and find your way back.
 
Play snap with about 3 decks of cards.Ends up turning very intense.
Ping pong with two balls
X box , especially shoot'em ups.Your like a rabbit on viagra...or meth?
 
Play snap with about 3 decks of cards.Ends up turning very intense.

That reminds me I never wanna play spades on meth. Shit when I play people be actin like they gonna be chopping each others fingers off just for playin out of turn when we do it sober.

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Originally posted by XOCVANDALX
rob a house, go car jacking, thats what most meth heads do around here.
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Posted by Registered:
you must be from new zealand


^^ Nah he's from "the whole world." You know, that place where junkies steal shit...
 
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