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things to do while on meth

i. Check your benzo stash to ensure that they're still there.

ii. Close your curtains.

iii. Open curtains every time a vehicle sounds like it's parked outside your house or in your driveway. Say 'Fuckit' and close the windows and deadbolt the door.

iv. Look at the second hand of a clock whilst counting your pulse, realise that the longer you concentrate on doing it, the faster it gets. Worry, then realise its psychosomatic.

v. Look for the CD you want to listen to, then lose patience after looking for almost a minute. Leave an ungodly mess. If you find the cd and it's an album, listen for a minute before getting pissed off at having to sit through the tracks you dislike.


vi. Turn on the tv. Devote milliseconds to each channel you feel isn't worthwhile viewing. Turn off tv. Wait five minutes and turn the tv on again.

vii. Check the incoming call history to see if you've missed one whilst you were away from your phone for 15 seconds.

viii. Browse your porn collection and fail to decide what sort of act you want to watch. Start watching a gangbang then get tired of seeing 'some guys cock' and switch. Repeat until satisfied (*if* satisfied at all).

ix. Walk from one room to the next, either starting a task and abandoning it or

x. Walk from one room to another, start a task and then complete it to previously unparalled levels of perfection. Say something good about meth.

xi. Question why every minute seems to be composed of 600 seconds - you dosed at 9PM and fifteen minutes have passed whilst you've exhibited an hour or activity.

xii. Open your email folder and read the new messages from your 'nine to five 4 life friends'. Write a reply before proofreading it and realise it's just the same crap they send you. Write something that reflects your state of mind at that moment...before proofreading it and realising your friends will think you've lost it. Exclaim 'FUCK IT' before turning off the PC.

xiii. Stare at each and every mirror you pass. Mentally, concoct the words "You looking at me? You looking at me?" Then marvell at your face and imagine yourself walking into a public place and the subsequant bowing of heads, responding to your 'sheer physical presence'.

xiv. Either brush or stroke your hair/head and feel the energy pulsate through it. A wet brush at the sides is good.

xv. Change the sweaty clothes that have started to irritate you. Cast your soiled garments to the floor in disgust. Pick out an outfit that is just plain wrong.

xvi. Plan a great adventure.Fail to consider logistics, monetary limitations and decide that 'it will be done'. Compile a shortlist or friends and then whittle it down to the select few that will put up with your meth-inspired demands. Realise that none of them will be in favour and snarl at their closed-mindedness.

xvii. Notice, from the corner of your eye, that something on the wall is either hung crooked, an inch away from the perfect centre of the room or simply too colorful to tolerate. Adjust or destroy as necessary.

xviii. Light a cigarette and suck so hard that it burns at lightspeed.

xvi. Sit down and decide you are going to apply yourself. Realise that another hit would massively improve this activity + be a legitimate justification. After the hit, fail to realise what prompted you to it.

xvii. Stare at the patternless carpet until you're convinced that it's actually patterned. Look away, look back and repeat until you realise it's of no consquence.

xviii. Decide that this is going to be the time where the meth just wears off and you fall asleep. Feel happy for a while then remove finger from ass, place in mouth and taste reality.

xviiii. Face the showerhead and gradually increase the pressure until you feel a brief return to sobriety. Rub eyes, crack knuckles and then look at the mirror which tells you that...well, things haven't actually run their course yet - have they.

xx. Rub eyes, bring hands to mouth and then exclaim 'too...fucking...wired. Why? Every FUCKING time. Fucking fuckit'.

xxi. Lie on sofa and visualise tiredness. Move into 'sleep pose' and imagine if you could just close your eyes and sleep. Don't spend too long - you know full well you won't/can't.

xxii. Flit between having alcohol, weed or benzos. Decide that all three are the best option.

xxiii. Take the equivalent of a 14 day benzo script and decide that your bed 'is the most uncomfortable I've ever slept in'. Wish you hadn't gone for the second hit and launch into the 'fucking meth' speech.


Hmm - it's easier when you're tweaked and making suggestion. It's not meth today but it is an excess of a substance that could almost be meth's adopted child.
 
Play games with good friends.

P H O T O S H O P. MMMMM photoshop meth.
 
If i ever find myself at home late at night on speed (dont do meth, only phet), i usually end up masturbating furiously a number of times =D
 
I was on line with a friend and he was so tweaked out, he was counting the dots on his wallpaper in his playroom. I had to stay on line with him most the entire day until he started to come down from tweaking so hard. Man, that is some scary wallpaper he had down there.
 
hmm..
hours of crossword puzzle fun..
picking imaginary zits... which turns into
scratching scabs
 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yo!_Noid

God damn. It's as simple as that. I remember being young, and one day my dad was all excited from finally beating this game - which is actually unbelievably hard. It's like 20 some levels, you get no lives, it's easy as hell to die.. Anyway, he says he beat it, and I know he was a tweaker or heroin, or something (never really sure with my dad's side of the family, it's always something). But probably tweak at the time, that's the ONLY way he could have beat the game.

Later, playing it on emulators with save-states, it still took me quite some time to actually beat that shit.

Also, next-to-impossible to beat shooter games. Like this one http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psyvariar_2

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Image two.

That's the kind of shit that's always going on, on-screen. It's fucking intense.

I remember, playing the xbox version, hardest settings, all my friends tried for days while just sitting and getting stoned, tripping occasionally, blah blah.. Could never beat it. One day, I snort the fattest line of 2C-B I've EVER seen, followed by an equally big one 20 minutes later (~90mg in all) and start playing the game, and FINALLY beat it!. Don't know how whilst tripping that profusely, while all the other times none of us could beat it, but not only was I beating it, I was kicking ass, racking up points and extra bombs, killing 100% enemies and shit. It was fucking weird.
 
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straight up tweeking out on drawing....
i've done some of my most badass shit this way.

also taking a million pictures of everything around me.
 
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dirtywhiteboy69 said:
I was on line with a friend and he was so tweaked out, he was counting the dots on his wallpaper in his playroom. I had to stay on line with him most the entire day until he started to come down from tweaking so hard. Man, that is some scary wallpaper he had down there.
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Damn, spending 12+ hours online while spun does not sound fun at all.

This whole "things to do on meth?" question is something of an oxymoron; if you can't find something to do while on meth, then you've obviously been ripped off.

Last time I spent hours cleaning my shower, scrubbing every crevice in the tile with steel wool as vigorously as I could. Haven't touched the stuff in months and now my shower looks like a moldy prison cell :\
 
SpellmanT7 said:
xvii. Notice, from the corner of your eye, that something on the wall is either hung crooked, an inch away from the perfect centre of the room or simply too colorful to tolerate. Adjust or destroy as necessary.
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Bahahaha I don't do meth, but I have been known to indulge in adderall at work on tough nights, and I can be spotted lining up tissue boxes perfectly flush with the sides of a countertop or bedside table, picking up every little scrap of trash I see laying around, and basically just making everything straight and perfect. I'm never without a cup of iced coffee on those nights. I just have a reputation at work now for being a bit Type A.
 
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