My top ten tweaker activities
1. Clean your whole house, organize everything you own alphabetically, and when your done, vacuum your cieling.
2. A fun meth game: Vacuum your carpet by hand in the dark using only a photon and tweezers. Days of fun!!!
3. Learn how to blow glass with mapp gas and crushed up lightbulbs. (Danger: Fire hazard)
4. Make to do lists that you'll never actually do a damned thing about, but they are hours of twizzy fried fun time!!!!
5. Since your short term memory is basically fucked, spend a couple of days losing things and finding them and then losing something else. My favorite items include cigarettes, car keys, notebooks, glass pipes, torches, anything relatively small that you can lose over and over again. The game is over when you finally lose your mind (usually happens around day 3).
6. For groups of people; see who can stay up the longest. To make the game more interesting, definitely start fucking with each other around the paranoid schizo stage.
7. Play hide and seek with shadow people. If you are feeling particuarly frisky, chase them with blowtorches, glass pipes, or attempt to pelt them with dead bic lighters.
8. See if you can set a world record for something so stupid that only a tweaker could do it, like worlds longest paperclip chain!!!!
9. Talk shit ( I guess when you've been up for a few days, you have nothing left to talk about except other people)
10. Get really twacked out, paranoid, and start freaking out on other people and yourself!!!!
Just wanted to let everyone know that this is just a joke and I wouldn't personally recommend any of this. Especially trying to blow glass pipes out of crushed up lightbulbs. That is very dagerous kids! I decided to go sober again from speed and i'm feeling pretty salty towards it so I thought I'd poke a little fun.