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What misconceptions did you have about sex when you were younger?

girls used to wear thier pants high, remember? i thought the vagina was right below the belly button. you'd be having sex in a girls belly.... thats where the baby is made, right?
 
My mother used to tell me that sex was all about love expressed between two people, and I had this incredibly romantic view of sex until I started to talk to other people and had it shattered to pieces by my male friends. Hmmph.
 
I was told that an orgasm feels like sneezing.
[ 03 October 2002: Message edited by: girlnextdoor ]
 
My parents told me sex was something only people that were in love did.
Then i grew up and realized it was something that people in love, along with drunk/horny/stupid/drugged/young/old/unmarried/married/ everyone did.
 
I always thought the guy just laid on top of the girl, not even with her legs spread. I didn't know he actually had to stick it in her! I wasn't aware there was anything that could be stuck until my friend told me that guys like to stick their penises in girls vaginas. After that comment.. I was emotionally scarred for days.
 
Until I was...8 or 9, I thought you could just have sex constantly. I didn't know the male orgasm stopped the act. :( Unfortunately, I was wrong.
 
when i was about 9 or 10, my friends were conversing about women and what kind of woman would treat you right.......
One said "man, you wanna woman that'll treat you right, you need to get some lesbians!"
Every nodded their head in agreement.... I thought a Lesbian was like a mexican chick or something........ heh!
-physix
 
- When watching a porn and seeing a guy cum on a girl's back (after doggie style), i thought it was pee.
- I thought licking buch literally meant licking a woman's pubic hair.
- I before i fully comprehended the reality of the vagina, i thought a man put his penis in the crease created by the two legs, i didn't know it actually went in any deeper.
 
- I thought a condom was just a short thing you put on the end of a guy's penis. I didn't realise you had to roll it all the way down.
- I thought an erection continually went up, down, up, down. I could never see how this could help with reproduction and a few years later my mind was put to rest when I discovered that an erection stays up for, well, however long... and when it goes down the erection is over.
 
Interesting topic L/O - made me laugh thinking back. ;o)
- I thought that a man got a woman pregnant by peeing inside of her.
- I was home alone one day and snooped in my parents room. I found a porn and proceeded to watch it - I thought sex must be one of the most painful things in the world because of all of the faces the women made. ;o)
- That it's something you do when you get married.
- That it's something that you do 'only' when you love someone ... oh parents ... they're funny!
- That it happens only between a man and a woman.
- That you only do it for the purpose of making babies.
Gee, I've learned a lot. ;o)
 
Hahah this is funny!!
my fren use to think babies come out from the arsehole.
I use to think that a baby would somehow just magically appear in a woman !! didnt know you had to have sex...
on a side issue my fren also thought michael jackson was dead which i thought was hilarious...
 
Jeez, I had to discover everything on my own. My family didn't and still doesn't talk about it. It's not a moral thing, we just leave each other alone on the subject. This made me very analytical about sex. The only "birds and bees" talks I got from my family was my Dad at 16. I had already been having sex for 3 years by then. After I told him that his only words were:
"Use a condom, because no pussy is worth dying for."
Now, I wasn't an emotional cripple. I had read plenty of books on the importance of relationships and trust but boy was it a shock when I actually started. I can't say it was bad because I don't really have any sexual hang-ups. Alot of my friends do and they blame their parents for putting a bunch of puritanical ideas in their heads.
 
rofl!!! these are classic! Great topic LO :)
Ok, when i was about 4 i walked in on my mum and dad having sex. I didn't REALLY know what they were doing, and i thought my dad was hurting my mum. I walked out thinking "how could he hop on top of her and jump up and down?!?!" , and for the next week, i was really mean to my dad. Whenever he'd ask me to do something, i'd be really rude. It wasn't until a week ago that mum and i were talking and i told her that story. She fell down laughing and said "I fully remember that week! Your father and i thought you'd gone crazy!!! We had no idea why you were being so mean to him!" :D :D LOL
Oh, and when i was abot 5, my friends and i found a porno of dads. One of my older friends (she was 7) told me that both penises and vaginas were called dicks, and female breasts were called boobs and male breasts were called tits :) :)
hehehe
 
My parents were fairly full-on with the anti sex thing but didnt actually tell me anything about it. So at the age of nine i had no clue about anything. First kiss- very nice. But because i was clueless- completely CLUELESS i thought that kissing amounted to sex. So in my naive little brain i started to think that i had done a very bad thing and ultimately i thought that i was pregnant!!!!
So rocked up to my stepfather- crying my little heart out and basically said that i was very bad and was really sorry but i was pregnant.
Needless to say after that they stopped with all the anti- sex thing- but still didnt tell me anything!!!!
Thank god for sex ed!!!!
 
Good topic!
I thought for a long time that the man ejaculated just at the opening of the women's vagina, not that it went in. I always thought it would be difficult to position it and time it right.
I also thought when I was 8 or 9 that atheists were obviously wrong because the proof of god was that people did not get pregnant until they were married. The only way this religious ceremony could have a real impact on pregnancy was if god DID exists. So, having proven to myself that god existed, I was a firm believer...until I learned about unwed mothers.
~psychoblast~
 
For the longest time I thought sex was when a man and a women got in bed together and kissed a lot. That's what it showed on TV, and my parents never told me anything about it.
I didn't know you needed to have sex to get pregnant. I thought it just happened randomly when you decided you wanted a baby.
When I finally realized what sex essentially was, for a while I still didn't know that the guy's dick had to be hard, or what an orgasm was.
 
Oh yes, I remember another one I used to think.
That when a man and woman decided to have sex they'd go to the local hospital or something and go into a cubicle to do it - and that there would be about a dozen of these cubicles all with scheduled couples inside, and that a therapist or assistant of some kind would presumably be around to help if things went wrong or the couple didn't quite know what to do.
I just assumed that because when a zoo decides to breed a young panda or something they always get a vet in to supervise the mating... humans are reasonably large animals too (many are the size of an adult man, don't you know?) so they might need help and supervision to get things right. Right? Wrong.
Weird, man.
 
I thought only men could ejaculate, I was stunned to find out that women can actually "squirt" !
:)
+ for some reason I thought that if you were white, your cum was white, if you were black, your cum was black..etc.
cool topic!
 
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