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What misconceptions did you have about sex when you were younger?

I too thought that a man peed in a woman to get her pregnant 8p and thought that a woman could just pop a baby outa her every day if she wanted to. Had no clue about the 9 months thing!
When I was 12 the priest at out church was "sent away" for having sex with an alter boy. I just could not fathum WHERE he would put it?!?!?!
 
I thought a woman could ONLY get prgnant on her period. Which was why i was always confused as to how people accidentally got pregnant...I was under the inpression that DUH if you didnt do it while you were on your period then you wouldnt get pregnant
Heheheh how foolish i was...
 
Haha...I used to think that all girls pussys tasted and smelled the same. Then when I was finishing H.S. I was with this ho and we washed up real good in the shower and I decided it was then cool to go down on the coochie. So I did and....uuuuugghh! It was tart as hell! I was real fucked up and going through a dry spell and just broke up with a really clean, good looking girl who I like alot so I just ditched the eatin pussy idea and fucked the ass off her instead. LOL!
 
I was pretty much brainwashed into thinking that sex is a wrongful dirty thing as a kid.
This is not cool and something I still struggle with today as I feel guilty etc. Its not as bad anymore but it can be still quite fucked up.
I feel envious of you guys with your free thinking.
 
Originally posted by AstridAsteroid:
I always thought the guy just laid on top of the girl, not even with her legs spread. I didn't know he actually had to stick it in her! I wasn't aware there was anything that could be stuck until my friend told me that guys like to stick their penises in girls vaginas. After that comment.. I was emotionally scarred for days.
I thought almost the exact same thing. I did know about the penis, but it didn't occur to me that it actually goes inside the girl. Then one time I found a video in my parents room and turned it on, and just about threw up. It took several minutes to figure out what the hell was going on! (It was a close-up)
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this is so funny, (yet again!!) great topic LO
-I thought sex was just kissing all over each other's bodies. And that penis' and vagina's were just for pissing.
-once my mom taught me that the man stuck his penis inside the womans vagina until his cum came out. I thought the guy would stick it in and sit there. I imagined it to be so boring! No movement, just a guy laying on top of a woman waiting until some cum came out--and this was just to have babies of course.
-I didn't really know what an orgasm was, and I didn't know women could cum until waaaay later in life.
-I thought a blow-job was just another word for sex
I thought a Lesbian was like a mexican chick or something........
ROFL!!! That's the funniest thing I've ever heard!!!
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Oh I almost forgot! For the longest time, I thought you lost your virginity when you French Kissed!
 
lmao
I always thought only married people had sex.
I always thought I'd be married before I had sex for the first time.... that didn't happen tho...
I never really knew much about sex as a kid.
Parents didn't talk about it or anything
It was a long time until I learned all about sex and all the terms and shit. :)
Peace! -Tara-
 
I'm glad you guys dig on this like i do, because it's all part of this funny stumbling path we all take when we lose our 'innocence'.
I remember vividly my first orgasm masturbating, feeling like this pleasant itch was leading me towards something unknown, and when i finally hit it and i ejaculated, i was taken back with a sort of Eureka! response: "This must be what they mean by cum!"
 
I'm interested to know the age of everyone the first time they masturbated. I was waaaaay young I think, for a female. I remember doing it a LOT after the first time I orgasmed from it, I was like 8 years old. I do think that it helped me to get where I am today though, I am VERY easy to 'get off'.
 
i also thought that only people who are married had sex, if not married in love at least. Well that's what i was told anyway...
i also thought that every time you had sex the women got pregnant and this made me curious why some of my freinds were born 6 months after their parents got married while my parents were married 8 years before i was born :eek:
oh yeah, on a kind of related not i also thought that when a girl got her period she had it every day, as in 365 days a year, until she died. thank goodness i was wrong!
 
my dad had a pretty big collection of porn mags... so i took one to look at, a small one so i could hide it. well it was a small lil mag of stories. wacko stories, like people dressing up like babies, tampon diving, people acting like dogs... nothing like the rest of the porn mags my dad had.. but this was the one i got my hands on (of course) so i had a pretty fucked view of sex for a while.
 
- First time I ever had an orgasm from jacking off I thought I broke my dick, because it felt funny and wouldn't stop being erect. I remember praying to God that I didn't severly damage my penis and for him to make it better. :) If there IS a God I'm sure he's gonna laugh at me if I go to heaven...
-I too thought you could get pregnant from french kissing. What confused me was the beginning of "Look Who's Talking," where Kirstie Alley and that other guy kiss, then the very next shot is of the sperm swimming...
-I too thought the vagina was higher up than it really is, sort of between the belly button and where it should be.
-Up until right before I lost my virginity I thought real sex felt amazingly good compared to masturbation, like it was the best feeling in the world. Ehhh....
My friend told me he used to think evrybody's cum was different colors, like green and red etc. That would be some wacky shit right there...
 
Originally posted by girlnextdoor:
I was told that an orgasm feels like sneezing.
[ 03 October 2002: Message edited by: girlnextdoor ]
I want to be able to sneeze like this person did!
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Originally posted by DJWhat:
-I too thought you could get pregnant from french kissing. What confused me was the beginning of "Look Who's Talking," where Kirstie Alley and that other guy kiss, then the very next shot is of the sperm swimming...
lmao
I NEVER understood what that little thing was at the beginning of "Look Who's Talking"!!! I was always so confused at that part. Later on I realized they were little spermies trying to become real live people!!
Peace! -Tara-
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Well save a thought for all those lil' kids who sang The Sperm Song in Monty Python's Meaning of Life... how confused must they have been?
"What is a sperm?"
 
DAmn kewl thread L/O!!!
When I was about 8, my brother used to jerk off in the lounge when my parents were out( he was 12 ). I used to try and imitate him, but I could never get that white stuff to come out like he did?
Then, one day my brother was looking in this medical reference book, and I remember him telling me that the womans vagina vibrates... The picture that I saw had those lines ( U know like they use in cartoons to show movement )... Weird
Also, one of the funniest things( still today ...My best friend for primary school thought that if you slept in the same bed as a girl, that sex just happened and you couldn't do anything about it. Sadly, he thought this until he was about 15!!!!!!
hehehe
 
Hee hee. This thread is funny. I'm not sure I can add anything that hasn't already been mentioned. It's funny how we all share some of the same misconceptions.
I do remember being in Grade 4 sex ed, though. Part of it was writing a question, anonymously, and then putting it in a box to be answered. Mine was "Is putting a tampon in like sex?"
And I also thought that circumsion was cutting most of the guys penis head off!
 
I used to think that sperm would be like a huge grey-coloured tadpole. Everytime I would cum, I would wonder why all this sticky water was coming out instead of a giant sperm.
 
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