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The Travel Thread - I am lovely and respectful to all in my path PLUR <3 xxxxx

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I've got a beautiful dwarf* from Devon naked in me bed, yet I'm sitting here typing this shit instead of shagging her, mainly 'cause she had the same amount of whisky as me tonight (10+) and I'd feel guilty 'cause it's hit her harder than me.

So I'm here rolling a spliff and will join me friend in bed in an hour or so, and hopefully have nice sexy time around daybreak<3

*not a real dwarf, but she is shorter than me by a bit.
 
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TheSpade said:
^^ Yup. :)

Keep this thread for the travelling folk. Doors that way. >>>> ;)



Khoa San Rd taaaaaaaaaaaake me hoooooome to the plaaaaaaaaace I belong! <3

P.S.
Kid they have seats now and CD players too, things have evolved since you went at the turn of the century. :D
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Hhaha, how come you were always going on about this ad-hoc type places then?
 
Jude you mean you can't get it up and the pharmacies are closed so you can't get any viagra. We know you've got no morals so don't pretend you're worried about her being drunk. ;)

Hhaha, how come you were always going on about this ad-hoc type places then?
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Plastic stools, a table full of spirts and an icebox full of beer. What else do you need?
 
jude, how much is your diggs in cambodia and how much is the average pay for an english teacher if you don't mind me asking?

don't answer now, finish poking the dwarf first
 
hit that dwarf like the fist of an angry god, judeyboy. :D
 
Requesting mod/admin action to get this thread back on topic. Can't get the fucking staff, etc

Evad said:
sweet burn bro
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Dude, you're a Kiwi? An Aussie? I had no idea... :).

On-topic: anyone want to give me interesting (and obscure) places to go to in the UK? I'm thinking weekend breaks, outside of the obvious. Can't afford to go travelling for a while.
 
Infinite Jest said:
On-topic: anyone want to give me interesting (and obscure) places to go to in the UK? I'm thinking weekend breaks, outside of the obvious. Can't afford to go travelling for a while.
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Not very obscure, but New Forest is a good place for a nice weekend. Lots of great walks, great scenary, nice country pubs..and the seaside aint too far away either. Plus not a huge amount of time on the train from London.

What do you like doing IJ?
 
Go to whitby and the moors and shizz, pretty nice round there.
 
Scottish Highlands, bit of a trek from London but if you have a long weekend then you won't regret it. Beautiful. :)
 
i think he should save up and travel to New Zealand. ;)
 
the lake district is pretty amazing as well if you like all that nature bizniz
 
TheSpade said:
Jude you mean you can't get it up and the pharmacies are closed so you can't get any viagra. We know you've got no morals so don't pretend you're worried about her being drunk. ;)
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It's more fun sober. Morning glory ftw%)



watsons torment said:
jude, how much is your diggs in cambodia and how much is the average pay for an english teacher if you don't mind me asking?

don't answer now, finish poking the dwarf first
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$200 + bills, pay is $10-15 from private schools, more in tutoring sessions.
 
Cheers for suggestions (Felix, are you trying to get rid of me? :D). Kid: those so far are pretty good - we like walking/outdoors (not too hardcore); galleries/museums; old castles and monuments that we can clamber over; eating. Not too fussed on going somewhere for shopping or nightlife.
 
jude101 said:
I've got a beautiful dwarf* from Devon naked in me bed, yet I'm sitting here typing this shit instead of shagging her, mainly 'cause she had the same amount of whisky as me tonight (10+) and I'd feel guilty 'cause it's hit her harder than me.

So I'm here rolling a spliff and will join me friend in bed in an hour or so, and hopefully have nice sexy time around daybreak<3

*not a real dwarf, but she is shorter than me by a bit.
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How could you stoop so low?
 
The Quad said:
How could you stoop so low?
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:D
 
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